What ho, fellow Eurogamers! I'm Xandaca, aka Xander Markham, a 29-year English graduate with wide-eyed hopes of becoming a spy-fiction novelist and in the long and distant future, maybe even earning some money. I've been a gamer of parent-distressing scope since first gripping a NES controller when but a gargling infant, with the Hammer Bros from Super Mario being the first to teach me the now much-practiced skill of throwing controllers at televisions in impotent frustration.

My favourite games of all time are GoldenEye 007 (the N64 original, which I still play occasionally), Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (SNES), Gunstar Heroes (Megadrive), Super Mario Bros 3 (NES) and No More Heroes (Wii).

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