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  • CD Projekt tackles The Witcher 3 downgrade issue head on

  • wobbly_Bob 21/05/2015

    The negativity in gameing right now is stifling. Every game gets picked apart. Every frame rate, pixel and polygon is scrutinised. The witcher 3 is a graphical and game play tour de force. It's amazing. Many reviewers have called it one of the best games ever made. Its a great game. That should be enough. Cd projeckt have always treated gamers with respect. No drm, no cheap junk DLC, free DLC, decent prices and a total lack of the bullshit we get from other developers and publishers. They're one of the good guys. They delivered one of the best rpg games ever made that looks stunning and what do they get? Waaaaaaaaaa my virtual fire and pretend smoke isn't as good as I thought it was. Waaaaaaaaaa im throwing my toys. To all of you moaning. Seriously. Grow up. Fucking grow up. You disgust me. Reply +11
  • From Torchlight to the stars: a morning with Rebel Galaxy

  • wobbly_Bob 18/05/2015

    I hadn't heard of this before. It's now mist definitely on my radar... I mean my long range scanners. Reply +1
  • Actually, Assassin's Creed: Syndicate, I think you'll find…

  • wobbly_Bob 15/05/2015

    NiolK wrote:@Markusdragon I hate when people are supposedly playing bass in film/tv but clearly have their hands in the wrong position for the sound thats playing.Not to menion the dreaded bass guitar "strum" you sometimes see.Oh, also people pretending to drink. Just put some water in the cup so they don't have to do that stupid fake swallow.That pretending to drink thing drives me bonkers too.they so it all the time. It's so bloody obvious. The cup has no weight followed by a fake looking sip and gulp. As you say, just put some water in it! Reply 0
  • Bound by Flame dev announces cyberpunk RPG The Technomancer

  • wobbly_Bob 10/04/2015

    Have I woken up in an alternative universe that is almost identical but my own? I only ask because of people posting that Bound by Flame was "good". Reply 0
  • Contrast dev reveals psychedelic sci-fi story We Happy Few

  • wobbly_Bob 28/02/2015

    That sounds fucking brilliant. THIS is the kind of thing I want, not the same old tired AAA shit we normally get fed. If it's bringing interesting ideas to the table then I'll forgive its mistakes and missteps or not being as polished as the big boy's games. I liked Contrast a lot and, in fact, for me it was the best launch game. No, really! It wasn't perfect but the setting was interesting as was the concepts and the story had emotional depth and was well written and interesting. What else came out that was good? Another generic rushed out broken crappy NFS game? Oh look it's another space marine and we managed to include a bonus nazi cliché in it briwn and grey killzone? Knack?.... Contast was a good game and I think it gets unfairly knocked. Give me a flawed but interesting game that at least tried over the same old shit any day. Reply +2
  • Gameplay of cancelled Legacy of Kain: Dead Sun leaks

  • wobbly_Bob 23/02/2015

    That looked really good. It makes me a sad panda that got canceled. Damn you Square Enix and your ridiculous unrealistic sales targets. Oh, said the suit, this probably won't sell 10 million copies so we better dump it. Reply +6
  • Professional Lumberjack 2015 headed to PC and consoles

  • wobbly_Bob 27/01/2015

    Nice to see games branching out. Gamers are getting bored of the same old thing and maybe devs have twigged. Reply +2
  • Never Alone review

  • wobbly_Bob 20/11/2014

    You are a fucking joke eurogamer. That's it. I'm done with it. Reply -25
  • Combat-free exploration-based MMO Wander is coming to PS4

  • wobbly_Bob 19/11/2014

    This sounds fantastic! More of this kind of thing! But you know, even if it's great, it will be empty, everybody will be off playing the latest driving game or online shooter. Reply +1
  • LittleBigPlanet 3 review

  • wobbly_Bob 19/11/2014

    Once again it's another terrible Eurogamer review. There just isn't enough information about the game and instead we get to hear opinions about Stephen Fry. While we are on the subject of opinions, what genius had the idea to give a guy a LBP game who doesn't like LBP? How fucking stupid is that?

    That aside, after reading some reviews I don't think I am going to pick this one up. I didn't know this was by Sumo Digital. Didn't they do the vita LBP game? I thought it was awful compared to the Media Molecule games. I don't like the idea of the 3 different characters and the game sounds really frustrating which was a problem with the vita LBP game. It's a shame because I really do like these games but I think the road has bun run with this one now.
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  • Grand Theft Auto 5 review

  • wobbly_Bob 18/11/2014

    And this is why EG is a joke. As other commenters have said, other game sites have posted new reviews. Not that I would take any notice of an EG review but this is unprofessional and lazy. It's just unbelievable. Reply -3
  • How Assassin's Creed Unity's micro-transactions work

  • wobbly_Bob 14/11/2014

    This makes me sick to my stomach. I can really see myself, in the future, quitting gaming as a hobby. I have loads of other interests so no real bother. I'm already boycotting EA and with this I'll definitely be considering boycotting Ubisoft, too. Reply +7
  • Far Cry 4 review

  • wobbly_Bob 14/11/2014

    bobbycuckoo wrote:@myiagros Well quite, and spaghetti monster help us if the kids start copying the game and strapping explosives to roaming pacaderms in the middle of Croydon. ;-)That's a daily mail story waiting to happen! Reply 0
  • Indigenous Alaskan platformer Never Alone gets stunning new launch trailer

  • wobbly_Bob 14/11/2014

    That looks fantastic! I hope the game play is there to match the visuals. Reply +2
  • PlayStation Vue is a new cloud-based TV service for PS4 and PS3

  • wobbly_Bob 13/11/2014

    Sounds interesting but I have Netflix. I'll be interested to see what it offers. There readout isn't enough information to get excited about it or condemn it. Reply 0
  • Just Cause 3 has finally been officially announced

  • wobbly_Bob 11/11/2014

    YES!!! Fantastic news. I loved Just Cause 2. It wasn't perfect by any means but it was massive fun. Cant wait. Bring it on! Reply +4
  • CD Projekt announces generous Witcher 3 DLC plan

  • wobbly_Bob 06/11/2014

    Not only should we be supporting these guys but we should be boycotting the likes of EA. Nothing will change unless we do something to enact that change. Reply +1
  • Here's what's in Destiny's The Dark Below expansion

  • wobbly_Bob 29/10/2014

    I know I'm going to get negged into hell and back but I just can't help it. I just can't help saying I told you so and feeling massively smug. I didn't buy this because it was so obvious from what they announced that all Destiny was designed to be is a cynical machine to hoover money from your wallet + well, activation.

    £20 for DLC which if I am not mistake is already in the game and walled off is fucking disgusting. I hate what the bastards in this industry and doing to our hobby. Thank fuck for indy games.

    And yet Destiny is the number one selling game and I fucking guarantee you that people, despite all the moaning seen here, will buy it, and with that message sent loud and clear this will become normal. I fucking hope I am wrong.
    Reply +10
  • PS4 firmware update will bring Share Play next week

  • wobbly_Bob 23/10/2014

    Wow, what a lot of moaners!  Sounds a cool update. Personally I'm looking forward to the themes the most.  If we take the last gen as a template they have like 7 years of updating... A little patients :-) Reply +17
  • Former EA CEO John Riccitiello becomes new head of Unity

  • wobbly_Bob 22/10/2014

    "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of indy devs and gamers voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened." Reply +15
  • Mario Kart 8 DLC trailer reveals a familiar retro track

  • wobbly_Bob 22/10/2014

    Nintendo have been so far behind that it feels really wierd to see Nintendo and dlc in the same sentence. I'm not entirely sure if its a good or bad thing. Reply -10
  • UK gov changing law to get tough on internet trolling

  • wobbly_Bob 20/10/2014

    You can't have the positives free speech and freedom without the negatives. Are we really now taking about jail time for name calling? Is this what we have become? Death threats of course should result in a police investigation and bullying is to be condemned but prison time for saying stuff is the stuff of a police state. And the said thing is we will all just sit here and watch it happen. Reply +2
  • Pix the Cat review

  • wobbly_Bob 14/10/2014

    I couldn't get on with pix at all. I absolutely hate it. I had 2 games and both times turned it off before finishing it. Reply -1
  • Minecraft PlayStation Vita release date finally announced

  • wobbly_Bob 09/10/2014

    Dolly wrote:Not being a negative nancy, but I'm a little loathe to get involved with this on the Sony consoles now, after the M$ takeover. Can't help but feel that if I fall in love with it, the Sony consoles will always get jipped on the decent DLC being XBOX exclusive, if they don't just even pull the rug on any future Sony versions of Minecraft sequels being released at all...I wouldn't let that put you off. There is so much content and endless fun that even if they never update it again you would be happy. It's like saying I'm getting a massive box of lego and I'm worried they wont update it. Get it and have fun! Reply +4
  • Dedicated man shreds through Dark Souls 2 with a guitar controller

  • wobbly_Bob 07/10/2014

    gamecat wrote:Original Reddit post was over a month ago I think, breaking news on EG!Yeah, and other game sites reported on it. This is bad even for EG. Reply -3
  • Face-Off: Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

  • wobbly_Bob 04/10/2014

    Cjail wrote:It began with the forging of the Great Versions.One was given to the PC race, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings...not really!One to the PlayStation-Lords great miners and expectations craftsmen of the mountain halls, which is a fancy name for basements.One was gifted to the race of Xbox who above all else desire moar pixels.For within these versions was bound the strength and will to govern each platform.But they were all of them deceived, for another version was made. Deep in the land of Monolith, in the fires of Mount C++, the Dark Lord forged a master version in secret and into this version he poured his cruelty, his megatextures and the frame-rate to dominate all.One version to rule them all: the WiiU version.Very good :-) Reply +4
  • Microsoft buys Mojang and Minecraft for $2.5bn

  • wobbly_Bob 15/09/2014

    A few thoughts.

    1 - Everybody has their price. That's not a judgment on the guy. If I was offered 2.5 billion I cant say I would be tempted to say screw my principles!

    2 - "Minecraft is more than a great game franchise - it is an open world platform.” using minecraft to display ads and/or something like Sony's virtual playground playstation home?

    3 - Microsoft is nuts.
    Reply +3
  • How video games are helping to build a new generation

  • wobbly_Bob 14/09/2014

    What a wonderful article! Thanks. Reply +8
  • Grand Theft Auto 5 gets November PS4 and Xbox One release date

  • wobbly_Bob 12/09/2014

    November release because there just isn't enough coming out. Reply +1
  • Flockers review

  • wobbly_Bob 12/09/2014

    £19.99? Hell no. Reply 0
  • Microsoft to buy Mojang for $2 billion - report

  • wobbly_Bob 10/09/2014

    I saw this news before the update and thought yeah yeah that can't be true... Well knock me down with a pixel block feather! 2 billion though? Microsoft are you fucking mental? What a monumentaly stupid waste of money. It's just mind boggling. Reply +1
  • iPhone 6 and Apple Watch revealed

  • wobbly_Bob 09/09/2014

    cheeky_prawnking wrote:Well done Apple on catching up with the rest of the mobile world.Exactly this.  And ask the word losing ground to android. Reply +5
  • Editor's blog: I'm leaving Eurogamer later this year

  • wobbly_Bob 09/09/2014

    Going to get negged but I have to speak the truth. Good luck but to me it's a good thing Tom is leaving. Eurogamer has been and is pretty terrible as news site it's an absolute joke of old news copied and pasted from other sites. I have seen "news" posted up to a week old. For those that think I'm trolling or making this uo go read joystiq or vg247 for a bit and then honestly tell me im wrong. It's a fact. Eurogamer reviews are so ridiculously out of step with public opinion. People can say oh it's opinions! Personal opinions are fine if you are down the pub or on the forum but you are supposed to be letting me know if it's worth £50+ of my hard earned money. If you aren't representing the views of the buying public how can you you do that?  So many times this site gets it so very wrong. And then there is all the pc right on agenderising. I will say that there have been some absolutely articles here. I don't wish tom any ill will.honestly giid luck but that said I'm looking forward to a fresh start. Reply -31
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  • Is Ouya looking for a buyer?

  • wobbly_Bob 03/09/2014

    It's such a shame. I was so excited by the idea but the guys behind this royally mismanaged the whole thing from pretty much day one. I hope this isn't the end and somebody tries again. Reply 0
  • BioWare's Shadow Realms is a pleasant surprise

  • wobbly_Bob 29/08/2014

    jonbwfc wrote:fast like Diablo but third-person, closerErr.. Diablo is third person, and always has been .No it isn't. Diablo is isometric. Reply +4
  • wobbly_Bob 29/08/2014

    How many marketing concepts and buzwords can we get in one game. This sounds like a committee sat down and dreamed this up. And oh we can monetize it by releasing it in parts and you can be sure it will have microtransactions.This is exactly what's wrong with EA. Th the game sounds dull but even if it didn't I wouldn't touch it. EA is toxic. Reply +19
  • The worst games I've ever played, by Ellie Gibson

  • wobbly_Bob 28/08/2014

    I wish I could join in with all the "sorry to hear you are going" but in all honesty I'm very glad she is gone. I have no idea why she reviews and writes about video games because she seems to have no joy for them whatsoever and I can do without silly personal agendas that seem to seep into her articles. She is the personification of all that's wrong with Eurogamer. Honestly, apart from a few quality articles this site is an absolute joke. I mainly continue to read because the app makes it easy and I love reading the forum. Good bye Elie. I wish you lots of luck and a great life but please don't come back. Reply -9
  • PlayStation Plus gets Velocity 2X, Sportsfriends and TxK in September

  • wobbly_Bob 27/08/2014

    Hey guys remember when we used to laugh at those xbox owners at the cheap shit they got each month... Those were the days, eh?I really very rarely play multiplayer so when my year sub is up I won't be resubbing unless things get a lot better. It's getting a bit of a joke now. Reply +5
  • Diablo 3 patch 2.1 out this week

  • wobbly_Bob 26/08/2014

    For those wondering Blizzard has said it's going to treat the (next gen) console versions as the pc and it will get all the patches and updates but obviously this will take longer. http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Diablo-3-Xbox-One-PS4-Get-Patch-2-1-Other-Updates-66673.html Reply 0
  • Microsoft discussing Xbox Entertainment Studios sale with Warner Bros. - report

  • wobbly_Bob 16/08/2014

    @Sapporodan I don't know, this is the first I have heard of it. The article says it was going to be the xbox entertainment division. I would love to see it though :-) Reply 0
  • wobbly_Bob 15/08/2014

    I want to add my voice to the complaints about the word "shuttered" it's a crappy tabloid style word. Eurogamer appears to have high minded literary aspirations but then uses words like shuttered. You think it makes your copy punchy and modern. It doesn't. It makes it trashy and idiotic.

    Lastly, BLAKE 7! I would love a remake of that.
    Reply +23
  • PS4 leads US console sales for seventh month running

  • wobbly_Bob 15/08/2014

    Is it just me or does everybody see that Cloudskippa is almost certainly a paid Microsoft employee? Reply +6
  • wobbly_Bob 15/08/2014

    Everybody is focusing on the disastrous launch of the xb1 but I think that Microsoft's problems started way before that. It started last gen with an xb360 as did most of the people I know but then the rot set in.

    Microsoft did nothing but stagnate with their lead and was content to tread water. No investment in new games or first party devs and began to become anti consumer with it's policies. Things like canceling inside xbox and offering 2p on people's birthdays, adverts plastered all over the dash, (amoung many things) really damaged them. All the while Sony is funding brave games, churning out new exclusives, and introducing ps+.

    I started with 360 and then I switched to PlayStation 3 a good few years ago before this generation had begun and so did everybody I know and from reading this forum so did many other people. E3 was just the last straw, the culmination of what had been happening for years. Sony won the hearts and minds of gamers and E3 just reinforced that.

    I do see signs of change. A lot of ms problems are to do with replacing game industry people with suits from other departments that know nothing about games. What could possibly go wrong? See Don Matrick. Now they have Phil Harrison leading the xbox division there is a chance for change and an indication that they realised what went wrong.
    Reply +5
  • wobbly_Bob 15/08/2014

    Deleted because double posted. Reply 0
  • Risen 3: Titan Lords review

  • wobbly_Bob 14/08/2014

    McPoo wrote:I reckon Risen 2 is one of the worst games I've ever played. I only managed to play for about an hour before putting down the controller in disgust.I got to agree with you. Risen 2 is definitely a contender for one of the worst game I have ever played. It was utter shit in every way possible to be shit: graphics, sound, animation, "voice acting", and so much more. I wouldn't touch this one with a 20 foot barge pole let alone a 10 foot. Reply -3
  • Papers, Please is emigrating to Vita

  • wobbly_Bob 12/08/2014

    I might be mistaken but I'm pretty sure we already knew this was coming. I don't think it was announced at gamescom. In any case, it's one of my most anticipated titles. Hopefully we won't have to wait for this too long. Reply +2
  • Ruffian Games returns with co-op action game Hollowpoint

  • wobbly_Bob 12/08/2014

    Can't say that trailer does anything for me. Reply +3
  • Rayman creator Michel Ancel reveals new IP Wild

  • wobbly_Bob 12/08/2014

    Looks fantastic! Love that Sony invest and in and bring out this sort of thing rather than the same ol thing. I like driving and shooty space marines as much as the next guy but I like shine n new stuff too. Reply +12
  • For the first time in ten years, Madden won't be getting a free demo

  • wobbly_Bob 12/08/2014

    Stay classy EA. Typical shit from them. Reply +17