@golem09 Must be terrible to be "made" buy things. Do you stand at the checkout at Tesco and shout at the staff for making you buy the freshly squeezed orange juice and not the concentrated stuff? Reply+7
The return from the test and the sight of the planet being destroyed with Adagio being played in the background was probablythe first time a game brought out an emotional response in me.
I want more damage. I found it strangely satisfying to be laid into at the weigh-in, only to punch the shit out of the guy over 7 or 8 rounds, but not knocking him out.
Just a pity the damage model was pretty unspectacular. Reply0
"Why are they being so cagey? This is only going to appeal to 15 year old Americans, so just call it 50 Cent: Raghead Shooting Gallery and be done with it."
Julian Widdows: "50 Cent: Raghead Shooting Gallery is not about shooting just arabs, rather it will be the wholesale slaughter of a pastiche of different types of ragheads; including arabs, persians, sikhs and other assorted rag headed peoples of this world." Reply0
What a strange idea. Surely if the Mantel guys can't see dead bodies or blood through their headgear then they would be constantly tripping over corpses and slipping on blood pools?
This whole "death feigning" idea just sounds a bit daft. Reply0
I actually had the urge to re-download the client after reading that. I always do after reading every EVE article - until I realise that I'd probably have to find somewhere else to live if my GF caught me! Reply0
I used to love this game. Had no mega-drive so had to rent one from the local video store, only the only controller was broken so had to use a spoon for one of the buttons.
Alas, my rose tinted glasses were smashed a number of years ago. Reply0
Blowing on NES cartridges was actually bad for them
Will Bohemia help Dean "Rocket" Hall build a standalone DayZ game or not?
Preparing your PC for Battlefield 3
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Retrospective: All hail the BBC Micro
Ahh, wrong revolution. Pardon me.
Edit: Tim "Jesus" Tyler should really give that keyboard of his a wipe down now and again. Reply +14
Retrospective: Homeworld
I had to go punch a cat afterwards. Reply +7
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Now you have that shite out of your system, Freedom Fighters 2 or Hitman 5 pretty please. Reply +2
Best of the iPad
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Hitman please, IO. It's been too long. Reply +3
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Fight Night Round 4
Just a pity the damage model was pretty unspectacular. Reply 0
Bastard of the Old Republic
I still have fond memories of roaming around the refugee camps in Deux Ex, slaughtering young and old. Reply 0
50 Cent 2 not set in Middle East
Julian Widdows: "50 Cent: Raghead Shooting Gallery is not about shooting just arabs, rather it will be the wholesale slaughter of a pastiche of different types of ragheads; including arabs, persians, sikhs and other assorted rag headed peoples of this world." Reply 0
Haze
This whole "death feigning" idea just sounds a bit daft. Reply 0
Saints Row 2 - Vehicles and weaponry
Gervais to make jokes in GTA IV
EVE Online
:D
I actually had the urge to re-download the client after reading that. I always do after reading every EVE article - until I realise that I'd probably have to find somewhere else to live if my GF caught me! Reply 0
Bourne Conspiracy - Combat
Eve Online could last 50 years
/gets cravings for crusader ganks Reply 0
Exclusive - Army of Two - Gameplay
Three Strikes And You're Out
Alas, my rose tinted glasses were smashed a number of years ago. Reply 0
Conflict: Denied Ops
Damn, I've got it stuck now!
"Super sharp shooter shooting super super super sharp shots" Reply 0
Dark Sector
What next, nodogness? Reply 0
EverQuest I and II expand
Where do I sign up??? Reply 0
Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts
I think you're fronting a bit too much there!
:) Reply 0