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  • DICE continues to patch Battlefield 4

  • slowbots 15/01/2014

    How can a patch that seems to be just minor balance and bug fixing be 720 MEGABYTES? Reply 0
  • Xbox One TV integration suffers noticeable judder in UK

  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    Itīs truly incredible to see all the downvoting on people that are just reporting that they have none of these problems that Eurogamer is making a huge deal of. Seems itīs more to do with the cables that you are putting into the Xbone than anything in the box as not a single one of my friends that have Xbones (25+) have noticed anything like this at all.

    Yet another made up "news story" by EG, I guess.
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  • slowbots 26/11/2013

    DF and Richard on the hunt for a negative news story on the Xbone.

    Wow, cows really do fly.
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  • PlayStation 4 PSN game prices will be adjusted ahead of EU launch

  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    I honestly canīt believe the bullcrap that Iīm reading here!!!

    Does noone read what it says in the article??

    Eurogamer states "Sony had negotiated a price reduction for FIFA 14, Battlefield 4 and Assassin's Creed 4 after it emerged the PlayStation Store versions of these games were Ģ8 more expensive than the Xbox One Games Store versions."

    While Ubisoft clearly states "The final retail prices are determined by the vendor. Also, because those two matrices are not identical the resulting prices on the two online services don't always align."

    For those of you who are not stupid little sheeps, it means that Ubisoft and EA choose the same Digital online price for their games, no matter WHO is selling them (Sony or MS in this case) and THEN THE VENDOR DETERMINES THE FINAL PRICE!!

    For an article to so clearly try to not even bend the obvious truth here but to BLATANTLY LIE THAT SONY RE NEGOTIATED WITH ITSELF TO LOWER THE PRICES IN ITīS OWN ONLINE STORE IS NOTHING SHORT OF FUCKING RIDiCULUS!!

    BTW "different price matrices" means just different markups in non leet speak and therefor means that Sony planned to take that difference in their own pocket cause they know they have nice little sheepees.
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  • Forza 5 offers half off cars this weekend and more

  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    What next, people will be crying out when the next Fallout game arrives that they WANT ALL THE XP AND SKILL POINTS UNLOCKED NOW!!!!! Iīve paid for this game and sure as hell Iīm not going to have to play through it to have all the goodies!!!!!!

    How the farcical editors here on Eurogamer have made a system that has existed in many games for the last 5 - 8 years (Mass Effect for example) and now itīs only EVIL cause the games are on Xbone.

    Was it a big news story when Sony announced it for GT6?

    No, of course not. It was skipped by in one sentence, touting it as a "player optional choice". In a Xbone story, itīs the source of world poverty and hunger.
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  • Microsoft slammed for sexist Xbox One ad

  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    Ahhh, another day and yet another stupid out of context "news story" on Eurogamer slamming MS.

    I agree that joke here is quite far off the mark but where is the piece on the ad from MS that shows the girl in the relationship as the one and only hardcore gamer which runs frequently on Spike and is also up on the Xbox.com site??

    No, nothing about that? Not negative enough for you??

    Thought so Eurogamer.......

    Thatīs 12 "news stories" about the Xbone in the last 4 days now, that are either made up (couldnīt find them on any other site) or just taking one view (purely negative one).

    There isnīt an ounce of credibility left on this site (except Ian, heīs cute:)
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  • Next-Gen Face-Off: Call of Duty: Ghosts

  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    @vulcanproject So One runs at a solid 60 fps while upscaled and the other has severe framerate issues both in SP AND MP. So Iīd say that one platform has the win here and itīs not a Sony product. Reply 0
  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    I didnīt expect anything more Digital "Sony" Foundry. Yes, they acknowledge that the PS4 has framerate problems (both in Single and Multi player I might add) but since itīs a Sony product, letīs just ignore what has until now been the most important part of the COD experience and letīs focus on what makes Sony look best.

    Will EuroSonyGamer take a look at how much more difficult it is to get a good online game going in BF4 on PS4 or the reported problems with lag? Hell no.
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  • Sony confirms December's free PlayStation Plus line-up

  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    Funny, if this would be an article about free games on XBone, it would be about there being the same games in Dec as in Nov for the Xbone and no mention that the system would be too new to have more games.

    Literally no mention about it here since itīs a Sony article.
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  • Donate to Philippines relief campaign and EVE devs will do ridiculous things

  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    @null And when was the last time you raised a helping hand for someone else? Reply 0
  • You can pay Ģ70 for a kart in Angry Birds Go!

  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    @Crosshash So, microtransactions (that have been around for the last 6 - 8 years in gaming) are now all the fault of the Xbone? Some people are just too stupid to use the internet, arenīt they? Reply 0
  • Twitch removes The Playroom from directory following non-gaming activity

  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    So, if the PS4 can only stream onto Twitch.tv and Twitch.tv blocks everything from Playroom, it means that Playroom is a useless piece of software for anyone that is not interested in watching themselves on their own TV, does it not?

    If twitch would be blocking ppl from using Microsoft software on the Xbone to stream, all hell would break loose on Eurogamer and the blame would of course be laid on MS, not Twitch.
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  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    Think Twitch just removed it in preparation for the inclusion of PornHub on the PS4 as it would deffinently be used for that kind of streaming.

    Ryze to the occasion, I say!
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  • Forza 5 dev open to adjusting economy based on feedback

  • slowbots 27/11/2013

    OOOhhhh, a negative Xbox article on Eurogamer.

    That does 2312 in the last week alone.

    Gj Eurogamer, GJ.
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  • Xbox One exclusive Quantum Break includes TV show episodes on disc

  • slowbots 26/11/2013

    Of course the sheep are out in flock slating QB as a gimmick and a fad but noone has the mental capacity to think back to what for many was the best game of last year : Walking Dead which had a very similar narrative structure to spin the tale around.

    If this would be a Sony mishap (Two souls anyone?), those same people would be here waxing lyrical about the emotions and characterability that piece of garbage promised and didnīt deliver at all.

    Double standards of sheep today, get the Eurogamer exclusive insight today.
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  • Video: Xbox One's Game DVR is great for video snapshots

  • slowbots 26/11/2013

    Judging by the speed that MS was updating the Upload studio in the last couple of weeks according to ppl that had a early system, I wouldnīt be surprised if we saw the software side move along at a good pace in the future to enable new features.

    The good thing about Upload Studio is that itīs completely software driven (unlike Ianīs ninja HD capture gizmo) and therefore easy to change frequently.

    Only time will tell (Eurogamer wonīt cause that would violate their utter submission to all Sony)
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  • "Not fit for purpose" Ashes Cricket 2013 pulled from Steam

  • slowbots 26/11/2013

    And this news story probably means the game will sell bucketloads.

    Englishmen are desparate for some tea, biscuit and cricket, arenīt they?
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  • iPad Air review

  • slowbots 26/11/2013

    But but but how?????

    A digital foundry article that isnīt knocking Xbox??

    What has this world come to???
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  • EA PS4 games cost an eye-watering Ģ63 from PlayStation Store

  • slowbots 26/11/2013

    WHOOOOOT, a Eurogamer news story about Sony being the money grabbing gubbins that they are???!???

    I was so surprised but then I saw that the part that Eurogamer put in :

    "It should be noted that both Microsoft and Sony do not set the price of third-party published games on their digital store fronts."

    Which is a sad attempt to excuse Sony on Eurogamer part cause it is universally known that each company doesnīt put up the prices for third party but their internal pricing dictates the price structure within their Digital realms.

    Unless of course EA and Ubisoft would for some strange reason think that Sony customers are so bloody gullible that they will buy whatever, at whatever price.........

    Sorry, ignore everything above, there is the answer.
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  • Xbox Live bans users from Skype and Upload. But why?

  • slowbots 26/11/2013

    Another hour, another Xbone slating story taken from a person writing on the internet. It's funny how the 4000 strong complaints over faulty PS4 on Amazon was completely dismissed by Eurogamer last week but here we have ONE person who claims not to have done nothing (which we all know is BS) and itīs taken as a fact by Eurogamer.

    I know this site has turned into a PS4 fanboy site run by PS4 fanboys but this is not even funny anymore.
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  • The technology of Killzone Shadow Fall

  • slowbots 24/11/2013

    I had this feeling for the last few weeks as every article from the boffins at Digital Foundry was so obviously sucking up to Sony and going wast lenghts to find faults with anything Xbox and here we have the proof.

    Probably got sent home with a couple of months of supply of Amsterdamnian medicines and a full week of Red Light district would sway any one of us too.

    Just hope that they will now just stop trying to even pretend they are in any way "neutral" as itīs been so obvious for a long time now they are not even close.
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  • What happens when free-to-play games aren't free?

  • slowbots 24/11/2013

    I put the blame squarely on Tom Bramwell and the FIFA droids.

    The success of Ultimate Team is just too huge to ignore and we will see more and more games support this business model unless we vote with our wallets and ignore these charges completely.
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  • Tiny Brains dated for early December on PS4

  • slowbots 23/11/2013

    Hereīs me who thought it was only Tiny Brains that played on the PS4 already.

    You learn something different every day.

    (Except of course if you have a tiny brain, enjoy your PS4 then)
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  • Sunset Overdrive confirmed for 2014

  • slowbots 23/11/2013

    It wonīt have Overdrivatars but it will have OVERDRIVALUTION!!!! Reply 0
  • BBC iPlayer confirmed for PS4 launch

  • slowbots 22/11/2013

    Just announced on Gamespot, Twitch.tv coming day one on Xbox OnE.

    Yes thatīs tomorrow SHeeep.

    Cry out now :)
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  • slowbots 22/11/2013

    @Darren Neg for you since you pointed out a perfectly valid point in how PS4 is in fact inferior to the Xbone.

    HOW DARE YOU!
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  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    @Cringles88 The sheeps offer community in spades. I think itīs called a corral or something. Just ask your Welsh friends :)

    BTW, Youtube is susposed to be on launch but havenīt heard about Netflix.
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  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    @simsini

    Xbone =
    Forza 5 82 metacritic
    DR3 78 metacritic
    Ryze 61 metacritic

    Average AAA exclusive score = 73 on Xbone

    PS4
    Killzone 73 Metacritic
    Knack 56 Metacritic

    Average AAA exclusive score = 64 on PS4

    See a pattern?

    Also note that Eurogamer has been giving PS4 games way over average scores for every single game and Xbone games way under average. Itīs so glaring that it isnīt even funny.
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  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    Think the problem here for the Xbone vs the PS4 is that most apps for the Xbone require extra development for the Snap feature as well as Kinect voice commands that the PS4 doesnīt need as itīs just the same apps as the current gen machinces have. Reply 0
  • Jimmy Fallon shows off the Xbox One

  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    OOOO, another Eurogamer negative Xbox article thatīs not only wrong but without merit. Could even think itīs run by PS fanboys..................

    Ahhh, sorry. Of course it is.
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  • Where can you still buy an Xbox One?

  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    I think the only comment that is needed about Eurogamers review policy is this :

    According to Metacritic.com, Eurogamer has awarded the Playstation 4 launch lineup on average 13 % higher score than average while giving launch titles on the Xbone 18 % under the average score.

    This is based on averages and tells the whole story about whoīs paying the bills around here so why bother with the Xbone stories, bring the sheep brigade out.
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  • Ryse: Son of Rome review

  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    The irony that Ryze is averaging 10 % higher than Knack on metacritic, the poster boy of PS4, seems lost on the sheep.

    Is it because sheep donīt do math or that they donīt do independent thinking very well?
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  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    I think the only comment that is needed about Eurogamers review policy is this :

    According to Metacritic.com, Eurogamer has awarded the Playstation 4 launch lineup on average 13 % higher score than average while giving launch titles on the Xbone 18 % under the average score.

    This is based on averages and tells the whole story about whoīs paying the bills around here.
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  • PSN EU resets many user passwords as a "precautionary measure"

  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    @NathanDaviesUK Funny to see all the negs when someone points out the reason for this "precautionary" thing.

    No company would touch your login details if they didnīt know it was compromised.
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  • Xbox One Dolby Digital output via digital optical coming post launch

  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    @kangarootoo And do you think a typo on a website comes from the writer and editor of that publication or did it bubble up from a magical fountain in a temple in Tibet maybe? Reply 0
  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    I think the only comment that is needed about Eurogamers review policy is this :

    According to Metacritic.com, Eurogamer has awarded the Playstation 4 launch lineup on average 13 % higher score than average while giving launch titles on the Xbone 18 % under the average score.

    This is based on averages and tells the whole story about whoīs paying the bills around here.
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  • Xbox One "designed to make storage management automatic"

  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    I think the only comment that is needed about Eurogamers review policy is this :

    According to Metacritic.com, Eurogamer has awarded the Playstation 4 launch lineup on average 13 % higher score than average while giving launch titles on the Xbone 18 % under the average score.

    This is based on averages and tells the whole story about whoīs paying the bills around here.
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  • Forza Motorsport 5 review

  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    @dogmanstaruk Itīs really strange how Martin put up alot of Letīs play videos of Forza that were nearly all positive this week and when the review comes about, many of the positive points in the videoīs are now all of a sudden negatives. Of course itīs great that a site caters to a specific audience and now the sheep of the world have a site. Reply 0
  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    I think the only comment that is needed about Eurogamers review policy is this :

    According to Metacritic.com, Eurogamer has awarded the Playstation 4 launch lineup on average 13 % higher score than average while giving launch titles on the Xbone 18 % under the average score.

    This is based on averages and tells the whole story about whoīs paying the bills around here.
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  • slowbots 20/11/2013

    After taking a quick look through Metacritic, Eurogamers review is by far the most negative regarding Forza 5. Could it be cause of all the sheepish PS fanboys that they cater to?? Of course it is.

    A solid score of 83 on Metacritic says it all.
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  • Xbox One is launching with a YouTube App

  • slowbots 21/11/2013

    And all of a sudden 100.000 voices cried out "Nooooo, it canīt be true. We canīt use any 720 jokes for a week now"

    Then the sheep were put back in their boxes and shipped to Foxcon.
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  • Yes, Gran Turismo 6 has micro-transactions

  • slowbots 19/11/2013

    Anyone that thinks Micro Transactions arenīt going to affect how fast you earn ingame credits is deaf, dumb, blind or stupid.

    Yeeeess, letīs have a game with 1200 cars and then nerf the progression system so that you need either to grind about 2 hours per car,making it around 100 days of solid play to unlock all the vehicles.

    WOOOHOOO
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  • Dead Rising 3 review

  • slowbots 18/11/2013

    Really looking forward to this one. My main problem with the first two was the fact that if you wanted to explore and make your own story/fun, youīd be beaten over the head with a big stick and fail the game horribly. So the feature that Iīm looking forward to the most is what Tom dislikes the most (and BTW, donīt listen at all what Tom says, he supports Liverpool and washes his dishes, must be oppressed)

    :)
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  • Xbox One's Ryse stars in Show of the Week

  • slowbots 16/11/2013

    Itīs so funny that after the thrashing (well, less than stellar maybe) scores that PS4 launch titles have been getting, the 720p meme is the only thing Sony Fanboys can get out right now.

    Just a short update : 1080 p is also on the superior console, the one and only XBONE! :)

    (just look at Peggle 2!!)
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  • State of Decay expansion Breakdown out 29th November

  • slowbots 15/11/2013

    I just hope they have put some work also into the framerate that has plagued it since it was published. It runs a bit like COD on Ps4. Reply 0
  • Microsoft congratulates Sony on its PS4 launch

  • slowbots 15/11/2013

    Does this means we have to behave ourselves? NOOOOOOOO :) Reply 0
  • Powerstar Golf is another Xbox One launch title you may have missed

  • slowbots 15/11/2013

    With this and Zoo Tycoon, I know that I got myself and my 2 daughters covered for a good few months with relaxed family friendly gameplay. Reply 0
  • Naughty Dog unveils Uncharted for PS4 with teaser trailer

  • slowbots 15/11/2013

    Good news Sheep, PSN is down for maintenance 7.17 am and only 3 hours after the launch with maybe 100.000 units of PS4 online. Great start :) Reply 0
  • slowbots 15/11/2013

    @lew15ewad Whoīs the prick here with name calling and the attitude of a 3 year old? Not me.

    Even my 4 year old would be embarrased being you :)
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  • slowbots 15/11/2013

    @justerthought Honestly was going to go over to the dark side after E3 but after the 180 (or 720 if you want) of MS, I decided that there was no need to go over to an inferior experience. Iīm a fan too (PC gamer mostly, just enjoy too much trolling the PSheep) Reply 0