puddleduck Comments

  • Shooters: How Video Games Fund Arms Manufacturers

  • puddleduck 01/02/2013

    Great article that has also done a fine job of highlighting why the issues raised will continue to be ignored by so many. Seems to have done wonders for new sign-ups and hits as well! ;) Reply +1
  • Best cosplay video ever! Arguably

  • puddleduck 09/10/2012

    This thread is surely an excellent example of how the internet is full of people trying to argue about stuff they're completely clueless about?

    It's almost like some people have never actually spoken to a woman before. I hear they're actually lovely in the flesh, and only eat and devour you once you've had sex with them, so really some of you have nothing to worry about.

    Oh, good video by the way, always nice to see people actually enjoying some of their precious time :)
    Reply +6
  • State of Decay is one hugely ambitious open-world zombie game

  • puddleduck 20/09/2012

    When people say "Zombies don't run so I'm out"... they are aware Zombies don't technically exist right? Reply +3
  • Portal 2's Chell nearly married a turret

  • puddleduck 05/09/2012

    I've never before seen a game and immediately regretted not supporting a developer until now. Reply +4
  • Yes, Mario Balotelli's Hulk celebration is in FIFA 13

  • puddleduck 10/08/2012

    Be interesting when they do finally give players personalities. So that if I fouled Joey Barton enough times, he'd eventually get up and punch my player resulting in a straight red :p Reply +26
  • FIFA 13 trailer shows new Man City home kit

  • puddleduck 25/07/2012

    Haha, love the spoiler :p Reply 0
  • PES 2013 footage demos new modes

  • puddleduck 10/07/2012

    Keepers still look woeful. Reply 0
  • Molyneux: $50,000 Curiosity DLC "nothing to be ashamed of"

  • puddleduck 09/07/2012

    So lots of mindless clicking and an always online connection? Sounds like a more interesting Diablo 3 :p Reply +1
  • Mass Effect 3: The Extended Cut: A Happy Ending?

  • puddleduck 27/06/2012

    Throughout history stories have been re-written because of the public. On every occasion it has been to the detriment of the original artistic vision, and eventually they've returned to their original state.

    @Daeltaja. Another in the long line of fairly shocking review scores lately from Eurogamer. Such a shame, as I still love the writing style so much more on here. Abandon scores!
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  • Quantum Conundrum Review

  • puddleduck 26/06/2012

    Seems to have been a rather worrying trend for Eurogamer to over rate average generic games with big budgets whilst under rating the more diverse and interesting/risky games. Bit weird really, as I used to consider the reviews here as the opposite to that. Reply +5
  • Gianluca Vialli helping make "football lifestyle simulation" Lords of Football

  • puddleduck 25/06/2012

    @alexm

    Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance... give a damn.
    Reply +2
  • App of the Day: Small World

  • puddleduck 25/06/2012

    How easy is to pick up if you haven't played the board game? Reply 0
  • Darksiders 2 pre-orders at THQ store receive bonus season pass

  • puddleduck 23/06/2012

    Is this the generation where publishers essentially screw over talented developers? Reply +3
  • Valve collaborating with Adult Swim on something Team Fortress related

  • puddleduck 22/06/2012

    Well my interest is well and truely piqued despite so little information. This surely can't be anything but funny? Reply +2
  • Blizzard clarifies restrictions on new Diablo 3 players

  • puddleduck 22/06/2012

    I am so glad I didn't buy this game. It's just unfortunate so many other people (mugs?) did. Reply +7
  • Diablo 3 Asian servers offline after item duplication exploit

  • puddleduck 12/06/2012

    Every single one of you that bought the game and now complains deserves a slap in the face. Seriously, it's not like Blizzard didn't give you plenty of warning beforehand that they were going to try raping you all. Thankfully my mum taught me not to accept sweets from strange men in cars. Reply +1
  • FIFA 13 Preview: Your Team-Mates Have Woken Up!

  • puddleduck 06/06/2012

    @afgavinstan

    I thought they had because I played it on my PC, but was painfully reminded of how slow it is playing with my little bro on his 360 the other day.
    Reply +1
  • Game of the Week: Diablo 3

  • puddleduck 19/05/2012

    Waiting for the initial shitstorm to die down before putting up the inevitable 10/10 review I presume? Reply +56
  • Always Online: What Diablo 3's Battle.net Does Wrong

  • puddleduck 17/05/2012

    @UncleLou
    I'll assume Demon's Souls was only ever playable with internet connection then? No? Completely specious comparison then? Yes. Even when they turn those servers off for all the copies of Demons Souls (some are still online) I can still play the single player game. This is not the case for Diablo is it? If the companies funding the servers went bust, the entire game would be useless.

    In seriousness, my internet is fairly flakey at the best of times, and that's a sale they've lost because of no option to play it offline. I too would view this sort of game as ideal for moments when I actually don't have internet. I don't care, as there's less time in my life than games to play, but as a business decision, whichever benefits they think exist, must be on a very cynical and clinical level to essentially just remove a whatever percentage of potential customers.
    Reply +9
  • Microsoft confirms $99 Xbox 360 deal

  • puddleduck 07/05/2012

    @TazerFan

    So you didn't say that anyone middle class would probably already own a console? You pretty much keep referencing a group of people that this now allows entry into the console market for. As though their lives have now been made richer by the addition of yet futher monthly debt options.

    I suppose you think consolidating loads of monthly debts into one more manageable debt is a good idea as well? How is tempting people who can't afford to buy a console into buying a console for more than it costs to buy a console at a time when the console is only going to get cheaper anything but money grabbing and scummy? Lowering the cost of entry, but increasing the actual cost... So the person who can't afford it is now paying more than the person who could?!? Enjoy your 6 figure salary and having no idea what you're talking about :p To suggest that it is good for any income bracket is also rubbish. If you can afford it straight out, then why on earth would you pay extra to be able to buy it over 2 years? You didn't mention any of my other points about what happens when someone can't afford payments? Do they go without food and think about how lucky they were to be able to gain entry to such a prestigious club? Consoles are already the low point of entry for gaming, if you want high end you get a PC at 5 times the price. Your comparison to things like internet service providers are poor, am I right in basically thinking this is a locked in subscription for a 2 year period? Even mobile phone contracts normally let you adjust terms after 12 months...
    Reply -5
  • puddleduck 07/05/2012

    So who owns what then... What happens when inevitably someone can't afford repayments due to not quite correctly estimating their finances over a 2 year period? Have Microsoft started a new bailif and debt collecting department?

    This is a terrible idea, and further fits into the cultural absurbity that people should be able to buy everything they can't afford as long as they are tied into futher debt when they buy it. Can't afford a games console, don't buy a games console...

    All Microsoft are cleverly doing is selling an old console at the end of its lifespan for more than it costs to just buy it.

    I can only assume Tazerfan is incredibly wealthy, as it's only the wealthy who seem to think working class people need as much help as possible to access amenities... instead of accepting that we just save for things we want as we appreciate that a games console isn't perhaps a necessity in the same way as a monthly food shop.

    Finally, to ask whether someone buys all their rent up front is retarded. I am renting a flat, not renting an xbox. I am financing a flat or house if I buy it as an investment and a necessary place to live. I pay a service provider for my internet, I pay for a package on a monthly basis, and I can change at any point. They haven't said to me, right, you will own this internet router in 2 years time once you have paid us more than it would have initially cost to buy it. We will of course ignore the fact that in those 2 years the price of all the components will actually drop futher and what you eventually pay for a console we barely support anymore will in fact be even more disparate to the cost of just buying a new one. Of course, you get 2 years of live, which is an awesome investment considering you can buy it on discounts at various places at various times, not to mention that in the next 2 years a new servive may well have actually replaced it making it fairly obsolete...

    Anyway, you're a prime example as to why the next generation of consoles and the marketing speak that is beginning to flood the rumour mills are generating such apprehension amongst gamers.
    Reply -3
  • Former Bizarre dev: next gen can save the racing genre

  • puddleduck 01/05/2012

    When I played an F1 game god knows how many years ago, I remember racing a mate and both thinking, "how awesome would this be with a grid of cars."

    About 15 years later and countless "updates to the graphics" it finally happened... Shame the game was a buggy mess though :p
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  • Brink has sold "more than 2.5 million worldwide"

  • puddleduck 20/04/2012

    I hope you're happy with yourselves EG. Giving crap like Brink good reviews so it actually sold and taught the publishers absolutely nothing.

    Go sit on the naughty step for an hour and think about what you've done.
    Reply +85
  • FIFA dev explains lack of gameplay improvements for Euro 2012

  • puddleduck 20/04/2012

    An entire article basically telling me this isn't worth paying for. Cheers :) Reply +16
  • F1 2012 Preview: Staying on Track

  • puddleduck 19/04/2012

    I hope they've actually tested this one, although their recent history with games doesn't bode well. Reply +1