Stickman • Comments

• Jade's Empire

• Stickman 11/05/2012

  @Triggerhappytel
  Woah, woah, woah...sexist I may be but I'm not into fucking kids.
  
  You filthy deviant. Reply -45

• Stickman 11/05/2012

  -1 if you'd like to honk Jade's rack. Reply -102

• F1 2012 Preview: Staying on Track

• Stickman 19/04/2012

  I didn't get 2011, so I'll probably pick this up. Can I do more than 7 years in a career yet? Reply +2

• Former Fable dev sets out to make true Elite, Tie Fighter successor

• Stickman 26/10/2011

  "Holy shit guys! I'm totally making a game that's just like Elite and TIE Fighter! I've not started yet, but it'll be absolutely bitching!"
  
  Front page me please. Reply +2

• Why we missed the Battlefield 3 review embargo

• Stickman 25/10/2011

  Bet you're glad you didn't devote a fucktonne of advertising space and articles to it, eh? Reply +3

• Warhammer 40k MMO playable next year

• Stickman 16/06/2011

  I am...
  
  /rolls dice
  
  ...excited! Reply 0

• Dead or Alive: Dimensions

• Stickman 24/05/2011

  Can we say sambo now? Reply -1

• Mount & Blade: With Fire & Sword

• Stickman 11/05/2011

  urban's nailed it. This is nothing more than a mod and it's worse than some that already exist. Reply 0

• Fate of the World

• Stickman 26/04/2011

  I'd go with the makers website and Steam. Careful though! Something about linking. Reply +1

• We Dare

• Stickman 08/04/2011

  Think I'll just stick to Lambrini laced with rohypnol. Reply +6

• GDC After Dusk: Episode III

• Stickman 04/03/2011

  Picture caption: Drink your weak lemon drink now! Reply +6

• Gray Matter

• Stickman 25/02/2011

  Review - This game's rubbish
  
  Mailbox - Buy this game! Reply +5

• Champions Online

• Stickman 11/02/2011

  The review feels very much as though it's getting 8/10 for the way Free-to-Play has been implemented rather than anything to do with the actual game. Beforehand it was a poor game that cost money to play. Now it's just a poor game that's free to play.
  
  Still a poor game though. Reply +4

• Fight Night Champion

• Stickman 01/02/2011

  marmaduke, what are you talking about? It's one of the better written Hands On pieces I've seen. Really got me quite excited for the game. Shut yo' jibba jabba, foo'. Reply +4

• Activision splats World of StarCraft mod

• Stickman 19/01/2011

  "Hey guys! Here's some mod tools, really go nuts!...............................not that." Reply +33

• The best-sellers of Japan 2010 are...

• Stickman 06/01/2011

  You have to bear in mind that, to Japanese people, full size consoles are simply too large. Even the handhelds are mainly played as a multiplayer event over there, one on the d-pad, one doing the buttons. Reply +8

• The EGTV Show: Jedward vs. videogames

• Stickman 06/01/2011

  OK, they're musical and cultural legends. I take it all back. Reply +11

• Stickman 06/01/2011

  Um, I'm not sure where this 'can't take it' comes from. Can't take what? All I can see is a load of people annoyed that a site they like has given airtime to a couple of douchenozzles.
  
  They're probably the least self-aware people I've ever laid eyes on. The only good thing I've ever seen them do was when that one totally bust his knee up while he was jumping about like a goon. Now THAT was entertaining. Reply +6

• Stickman 06/01/2011

  I'd love to beat Jedward fans. Is there a sign-up form? Reply +8

• Stickman 06/01/2011

  See if you can get that fat prick who says "Wonga!" to talk about FIFA 12 next time. Reply +18

• A World of Keflings

• Stickman 05/01/2011

  Sounds like some kind of bizarre South African insult. Reply +6

• Games of 2010: Minecraft

• Stickman 30/12/2010

  You could at least have mentioned the huge cathedral that EG readers built. Might have been a nice touch perhaps? Reply +11

• Star Wars: The Old Republic

• Stickman 15/12/2010

  Well...that's not exactly glowing, is it?
  
  Sure it's not Cryptic making this? Reply +5

• Cypress Hill singer: I'm the real CJ

• Stickman 09/12/2010

  The way it's written, with the comma before the 'or', would imply that the writer is saying that $250,000 is a quarter of the total profits. Reply +3

• Gratuitous Space Battles

• Stickman 09/12/2010

  Lovely review, nice read.
  
  This is something I've been pondering on buying for a while now, and I think the final lines have made my mind up for me. I'm like a goldfish with ADD at the best of times, so I'd be off to the next Shiny Thing before I'd got my money's worth. Reply 0