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  • Watch: Johnny makes the Sandvich from Team Fortress 2

  • Skirlasvoud 29/03/2017

    Wrong recipe Johnny!

    Reply +3
  • Fake news! Did Final Fantasy 15's reworked Chapter 13 just get political?

  • Skirlasvoud 27/03/2017

    Oh my god! That Sephiroth/Trump hybrid monster as the front picture!

    Burn it! Burn it with fire!

    *Curls up into a little ball and starts crying* The day Final Fantasy lost all innocence.
    Reply 0
  • Meeting Andrzej Sapkowski, the writer who created The Witcher

  • Skirlasvoud 24/03/2017

    @Bertie

    I wouldn't. I'm too fond of my arms.
    Reply +14
  • Skirlasvoud 24/03/2017

    So that's where the term "Crotchety" came from. :P Reply +14
  • Mass Effect: Andromeda review

  • Skirlasvoud 20/03/2017

    @ControlledChaos

    I don't understand this, Mass Effect 3: Citadel was excellent, humorous, emotional and oozed Mass Effectness
    It was also incredibly camp, chock-full of fan-service and had none of the character or story progression, or depth of the main games.
    Reply -2
  • Skirlasvoud 20/03/2017

    @AgentDaleCooper The last hour does NOTHING to respect itself and the two preceeding games in a frenzy to wrap things up.

    For instance, Geth suddenly decide that having Reaper AI is neccesary for plot reasons, completely negating ME2. Without the DLC, none of the choices or effects you've had on the universe matter and with DLC, you get a slideshow that feels separate from the rest of the games.
    The reapers and plot force you into an uncomfortable choice that hasn't been set up by anything before, and has far reaching consequences.
    Reply 0
  • Skirlasvoud 20/03/2017

    Where the original Mass Effect games kept you moving through the story, Andromeda relegates its critical path to second place, offering up a spread of loosely associated scenarios that just happens to include a fairly uninspired tussle with a genocidal tyrant. It's a game that is more interested in keeping you busy than keeping you in suspense about what happens next, or making you feel the consequences of your actions.
    Pretty much exactly what I was expecting from a game confessing to take inspiration from Dragon Age:Inquisition. Add on top of that the weird dialogue and animation, and even the fun combat can't make up for a deserved verdict.

    Can't shrug the feeling that this review was especially harsh though.

    Along for the ride are the original trilogy's salarians (frog scientists), krogans (fatter Klingons), turians (military crabs) and asari (pansexual elves)
    Harsh, but not inaccurate. :-P Don't fat shame Wrex! He was perfectly cuddly dammit!
    Reply +53
  • Wii emulator so accurate you can buy games from the Wii Shop Channel

  • Skirlasvoud 18/03/2017

    Only question is: Will I lose my games should Nintendo ever put the boot in? Reply +1
  • Mass Effect's best mission

  • Skirlasvoud 17/03/2017

    As much as I deride and slag off Mass Effect 3 for EVERYTHING else, ranging from its ending, new characters, the geth resolution and Cerberus...

    Yeah. The Genophage mission was a slice of heaven that went halfway making up for everything else, which is an amazing feat.

    EDIT: Just watching the videos makes me mad. The whole genophage thing is such a wonderful, amazing plotline. How on Earth Bioware thought tying it all up with a choice between red, green, or blue and a few throw-away still-slides in the DLC was fitting, is beyond me. After all the effort they put in, the conclusion deserved more dammit!
    Reply +4
  • New Reservoir Dogs game doesn't have much in common with Reservoir Dogs

  • Skirlasvoud 14/03/2017

    Look, as long as it has either a dog, or a reservoir in it, consider my requirements fulfilled. Reply +8
  • Zelda: Breath of the Wild already up and running on PC

  • Skirlasvoud 07/03/2017

    @Plumbus

    My budget isn't vast right now, so it'll take a while, but if you're still around by then, I'll show you a photograph of my purchase.
    Reply +4
  • Skirlasvoud 07/03/2017

    Fair's fair. I'm not going to invest in a Switch, but if CEMU manages to run Breath of the Wild and Bayonetta, I will definitely run out and buy a copy, then just emulate it on PC. Reply +9
  • 80 Days developer Inkle's console debut is a beautiful and very different adventure game

  • Skirlasvoud 01/03/2017

    LOVE inkle. Not just for their games, but for giving me their engine to create my own stories. Keep looking at these guys for inspiration in all. Reply +2
  • The unspoken rules of For Honor

  • Skirlasvoud 24/02/2017

    Reminds me of my days playing World of Warcraft.

    I'd go out and adventure with my Orc in Ganklethorn vale, and one time I happened upon a human 5 levels higher than me. Much to my relief, the guy didn't butcher me instantly.
    A minute later, just as the both of us figure out we can be civil towards each other, a fellow member of the Horde jumps out of the bushes and starts stabbing the human.
    I refuse to jump in, feeling that the human spared my life.
    The human butchers the other hordeling and shoots a few arrows at me too, before realizing I didn't participate, and the both of us bow to each other.
    My fellow Horde "ally" contacts me over whispers and wishes cancer upon me for not helping out since we could've taken him had we cooperated.

    Honour is confusing to people. Even I'm not sure whether I did the right thing.

    Best case scenario: you're so good at the game that you can live by your rules without dying. I think that's the essence of Honour; giving yourself an extra set of handicaps and thrive despite them, shows people what a bad-ass you are.
    Reply +6
  • Jim Sterling comes out on top as lawsuit with Digital Homicide dismissed

  • Skirlasvoud 22/02/2017

    @Yautja_Warrior

    Right! I almost forgot that this all started with Jim reacting to rumours they were censoring their own storepage and forums.
    Reply +2
  • Skirlasvoud 22/02/2017

    @Yautja_Warrior

    Plug said BEFORE they turned out to be mental cases. Steam removing them came afterwards.

    It is true that Jim can/could be very harsh on greenlight. Perhaps this is justified as he railed against the institution, but that does forget the fact that he is also indirectly harsh on the individual while doing so. Perhaps harsher than warranted if all the individual does is put a game up.

    Still, I'd like to think that the moment you put you're game out there in the public space, you're supposed to take a hit of criticism. That DigiHom responded the way it did, just shows how rotten the wall is if you give it a tap.
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  • Skirlasvoud 22/02/2017

    @PlugMonkey

    That is indeed true. I too, have to stop myself from buying too much into liking him and blinding myself to his shortcomings by scratching those up to just an act.

    It's an important reason why I also need to carefully consider his detractor's opinions and not just waive them.

    To that, there may very well be an element of dishonesty that needs to be considered.
    Reply +2
  • Skirlasvoud 22/02/2017

    @GreyBeard

    I'd say that the petty vindictiveness toxifying the games scene, is exactly what necessitates Jim switching between serious commentator and comedic heckler to diminish tension and do his job.
    It's incredibly hard, if not impossible to have an honest critical opinion nowadays, without an army of detractors thinking that any sort of criticism is a sign of arrogance on the part of the critic. Just look what happens during the release of most hyped games. Jim simply owns it ahead of time.

    You are right though. In a better world, these things wouldn't have been done.
    Reply +3
  • Skirlasvoud 22/02/2017

    @wingzerosys

    No, Jim WON the lawsuit. Not lost it. We're quite happy with ourselves.
    Reply +4
  • Skirlasvoud 22/02/2017

    The thing to understand about Sterling, is that he's a persona. He admitted to it himself, right in the beginning:

    Instead it should be more ironic... I don't know, just pulling this at random, some fat blogger with a whiny English accent, dressed up in a trenchcoat with glasses like he's some sort of rock star, with a background that makes it look like he's in a bad production of V for Vendetta. You know, something so blindingly, obviously ironic that only a fucking idiot would take it as a genuine persona.
    So whomever blames him for riding a high horse, kinda falls into the trap with eyes wide open.
    Follow him and you'll discover him to be a deeply self deprecating, self conscious and self critical individual, about anything ranging from his weight, kitschy taste, love of toys and sexuality.


    What's more, I actually think a degree of perceived arrogance is necessary to fill out the industry spectrum. We're living in a world where mere expert opinion is dismissed as an indulgence. Take it easy on your audience, and you face an army of trolls ready to make fun of you. This is sadly true in politics nowadays, but also in gaming. Just look at what happens during the release of any product carrying a lot of hype. Espouse any sort of criticism and you're immediately suspected of conceit and duplicity by detractors. Being part of the old way of doing things - "part of the establishment" - is scoffed at and looked down on as insincere.

    Jim to me, is a perfect example of how to counter this trend. The way he puts on airs deliberately, is rather brilliant. Because he presents a persona, he comes across as sincere, but at the same time the persona is fake enough to be immune against disingenuous attack. Those who want to look past what I think is a ruse, are capable of liking what we think is the man underneath and the message Jim espouses. I might be wrong and just seeing things admittedly, but that's how I choose to look at it.

    He reminds me a lot of what John Steward is doing to make a mockery of himself: https://youtu.be/i-4r9XE5EM0?t=1m1s

    And Jim isn't JUST ripping on things for subscribers. He has genuine tastes and will fawn over the things he likes to an almost geekish degree. He's created a Greenlight GoodStuff series to help great games get through Greenlight.
    Reply +16
  • Skirlasvoud 22/02/2017

    @vert1go

    The long-running saga between YouTuber

    ...And that last word was as far as I needed to read, knowing nothing of even trivial importance would follow.
    Nope, nothing important at all. Merely the right to fair use, the ability to quash criticism by weaponizing the law and one of the best examples of Steam Greenlight excesses. Nothing important at all.

    "Youtuber" is a bit of a misnomer. Jim is a bona fide, small scale game critic, with his own website for reviews:
    http://www.thejimquisition.com/
    Reply +43
  • Nier: Automata's Japanese launch tomorrow has English subtitles

  • Skirlasvoud 21/02/2017

    Should've saved that subheading for when the game itself reviews well.

    "Nier-er than we thought" is an awesome come-back to the subheading you gave the original review of Nier: "yet so far".

    Title practically writes its own punchlines.
    Reply +1
  • Horizon is a technical masterpiece on PS4 and Pro

  • Skirlasvoud 20/02/2017

    @Some_Goats

    OK, before you get my 'argument', tell me exactly what was wrong in my post.
    This is wrong with your posts:
    "Back to school with you, mate."
    "Honestly, I'm feeding caviar to pigs here."
    "Think about it hard and try to use correct English this time."

    You're not so much concerned with language, as an arrogant provocateur looking for an internet fight. And since use of proper language is a sign of civility, it is obviously lost on you. I'm not wasting any decent debate that could have been had over this issue with you. Good day. Don't stumble over your tongue or typing fingers on your way over to the ignore list.
    Reply +2
  • Skirlasvoud 20/02/2017

    @Some_Goats

    The sentence changes with the comma. There's two clauses. Besides, there's a liberal allowance on the comma when it makes a sentence easier to read. You're wrong. Unless you can make a proper counter argument, that's all the time I'm wasting on it.
    Reply 0
  • Skirlasvoud 20/02/2017

    @gustave154

    We're all reasonable adults here. Eurogamer contributing to a balanced, well contemplated aggregate of all reviews out there, isn't going to sink anyone's battleship. I for one like being told if even a really good game has flaws.
    Reply +30
  • Skirlasvoud 20/02/2017

    The best 4K Pro release yet still looks phenomenal on base hardware.
    The best 4K Pro release, yet still looks phenomenal on base hardware.

    OR

    The best 4K Pro release yet, still looks phenomenal on base hardware.


    Either way, the sentence is in desperate need of a comma.
    Reply -28
  • Disney ditches Pewdiepie after anti-semitic stunt

  • Skirlasvoud 16/02/2017

    I'm tracing strong parallels between how Pewdiepie and Donald Trump handle the Media. No sense of responsibility, ignores warnings that they're going too far and when the dam breaks, it's other people's fault. Reply -5
  • Skirlasvoud 14/02/2017

    YES!

    Good riddance you incoherent man-child. I don't care if it's a bloody joke. You think before you speak when wading into hot water and if you don't have the tact to feel that shit out, you ARE a misogynistic, anti-Semitic racist by bloody definition.
    Reply -1
  • Fans really want to have sex with Mass Effect's new alien

  • Skirlasvoud 10/02/2017

    Have we confirmed yet whether the monocle rat lobster wants to have sex with a human?

    Good thing these are fictional characters. The human race can be a bit of a creep. :p
    Reply +8
  • Watch: Johnny cooks the Baker family dinner from Resident Evil 7

  • Skirlasvoud 08/02/2017

    Johnny, these meals, do you dig up the recipe, or are you approximating from what you're seeing in the video game? Reply +4
  • YouTuber pleads guilty to FIFA gambling charges

  • Skirlasvoud 07/02/2017

    @Sildur Difference is in the Nationality. This guy was a Brit and the UK has strong gambling laws. Florida/the US doesn't and has no means of coming after theirs. Reply +1
  • Nioh review

  • Skirlasvoud 03/02/2017

    I'm a PC player only, but this is the so manyeth time I've had to look up wether a PS4 exclusive was available on Steam. It's really giving me the feeling PS4 is the place to be if I do ever get a console. Reply +2
  • Why VR might be the next weapon in the war on dementia

  • Skirlasvoud 29/01/2017

    Oh god those first three paragraphs are gut wrenching... Nearly all my grandparents went out like that.

    Well written.
    Reply +4
  • Punching Nazis

  • Skirlasvoud 28/01/2017

    @MrLovePump

    Hehehe. Not in the UK. Thanks for the link.
    Reply 0
  • Skirlasvoud 28/01/2017

    @Mar27w A danger of Nazism is to think you can assign it by nationality and have it seep out of the box. No apology necessary. There were enough SS fighting in the ruins of Berlin that were also Danish, Dutch, Flemmings, Norwegians and French to assure that it's not just Germany's fault.

    https://youtu.be/Qo95rTt9ikU?t=1h45m6s
    Reply +7
  • Skirlasvoud 28/01/2017

    Measured and intelligent opinion piece. There's things to be disagreed with for sure, but at least I'm happy Eurogamer is brave enough to inspire some much needed, public debate and reflection. Reply +12
  • Skirlasvoud 28/01/2017

    @nee50n

    Measured counterpoint. Thanks for making it good Sir.
    Reply +1
  • Skirlasvoud 28/01/2017

    @HappyGator

    The first was black, the second was white. I'm anti-punching as a first resort, but my OCD almost obliges me to put him into a room with a native american and asian person next. Not that we should.
    Reply -6
  • Watch: Chris plays FTL for the first time, aids intergalactic slave trade

  • Skirlasvoud 28/01/2017

    Sounds like Chris is slowly figuring out the power... of the doors!

    Reply +4
  • Life of Black Tiger is the worst PS4 game we've ever played

  • Skirlasvoud 26/01/2017

    It continues!

    Reply +1
  • Skirlasvoud 26/01/2017

    Sony is just spreading the joy that is Steam Greenlight. Reply +11
  • The Fallout Sex Formula

  • Skirlasvoud 26/01/2017

    That was hilarious. To be fair, I spend at LEAST as much time as the Devs, coming up with characters that were really good at the horizontal tango in my teen years, so their efforts weren't wasted on me.

    ... Now I'm curious where I can get the cut content.
    Reply +1
  • Watch: Johnny cooks Kirby's super spicy curry

  • Skirlasvoud 25/01/2017

    Why are you deciding between chilli powder and adding whole chillies?

    Chop them up. I always add finely chopped chillies to most recipes that need spicing up.


    That said, dish looked great! Might actually be the first I'll try to emulate!
    Reply +2
  • When games get collectibles right

  • Skirlasvoud 25/01/2017

    @bad09 Let us know when you find a way to write about a game without drawing attention to it. Reply +1
  • Guillermo del Toro is not creatively involved “at all” with Death Stranding

  • Skirlasvoud 24/01/2017

    @kesouk

    Still fun to speculate. Both Kohima and Del Toro are pretty out there when it comes to weird. Wouldn't be surprised if this is an elaborate goof, which makes it good to be kept up to date. At least I am.
    Reply +5
  • The killing joke: How Hitman turns murder into farce

  • Skirlasvoud 20/01/2017

    @Boomerang Put your money where your mouth is and let us know where you found these 6. You're seeing things for funsies. Reply +8
  • Did Nintendo download a Mario ROM and sell it back to us?

  • Skirlasvoud 19/01/2017

    @vert1go Internet connectivity, yes. Approaches on how to deal with the internet itself, no. Reply +25
  • Skirlasvoud 19/01/2017

    @neuroniky

    "if Nintendo had used the same software used by anybody else to copy a NES cartridge to PC, wouldn't have got the same exact result?"

    Using the exact same software to copy is kind of the point. Because the old roms are so archaic, you need to reverse engineer the process first, before you can copy. It requires effort. And because it's a bit messy, the work is unique for everyone attempting it - much like a fingerprint. Nintendo managed to do it in such a way, that the result has the exact same fingerprint on it as a pirate who did it years ago. That's very suspect.

    Nintendo didn't put in the effort to reverse engineer their copy. They blatantly nicked the work off a pirate.
    Reply +64
  • Skirlasvoud 19/01/2017

    I believe this. They've barely figured out that the internet exist and Kimishimi is still chasing teens and their "youtube" off his lawn with DMCA carpet bombing.

    Wouldn't know the difference between homebrew emulation and an original cartridge if Mario climbed out and kicked them in the plumbing.
    Reply +73
  • Watch: Johnny makes the sinner's sandwich from Deadly Premonition

  • Skirlasvoud 18/01/2017

    Mr. Johnny Chiodini. Making judgements based on two bites, is always a sign of bad game reviewers. So says Mr. Skirlasvoud. Reply +2