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  • SingStar Ultimate Party review

  • ProtoformX 13/11/2014

    ...and that's "We Like to Party" by The Vengaboys in my head for the day. Reply +7
  • The problem with video game guns

  • ProtoformX 25/10/2014

    I completely agree. A few years ago I played Quake IV and Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter fairly close together and I found Quake to be much more fun because of some of the silly weapons. The top gun fires miniature black holes! Peek into room, if number of enemies > 3 press trigger, massive massive destruction. Reply +4
  • Half-Life speed run world record set at 20:41

  • ProtoformX 15/04/2014

    I was really surprised when they actually fought the bosses at the end. I was expecting them to have found an exploit that would enable them to rocket/grenade blast them off into space at a million miles an hour, given what the rest of the run was like. Reply +2
  • Transformers retrospective

  • ProtoformX 13/04/2014

    The yellow Lamborghini is Sunstreaker.

    I actually found the relative emptiness of the game to be a little bland. I still can't fault it for it's gameplay and general fun, but it did seem generally empty. For me personally, War For Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron pip this game just because they dive a lot more into the Transformers backstory and really exhibit the Transformers as characters, rather than the robotic sidekicks to the Humans that they often end up being. I think that's the biggest flaw with Michael Bay's films.

    The movies and the tie-in toys are both poor because of each other, rather than either one taking the lead. Hasbro will have a degree of control over what characters they want in the film and then it's up to Bay's team to design them. I'm reading the current comics (Which are great & nothing to do with the films) and I'd notice that suddenly a character would get a redesign. There would be a narrative reason for it, but it would be very sudden and just when you're wondering why, Hasbro will release a figure in that appearance.
    Reply +2
  • HMV is ditching pre-owned video game sales

  • ProtoformX 10/03/2014

    Good. Sometimes trying to sell a bit of everything detracts from the business as a whole. I visited HMV with my dad the other day and went down to their music section (Now in the basement). He was looking for a particular piece of classical music but there were lots of different recordings of it. He asked an assistant who promptly then went on to tell my dad the differences between each recording and which, in his opinion, was the best "...despite the slightly wild oboe at the start." This is the kind of thing HMV should champion. In the days when music retail is changing and people are starting to question physical media for music this is what HMV should be showing off. Reply +42
  • Call of Duty series enters three-year dev cycle

  • ProtoformX 06/02/2014

    I applaud the development idea. This means that they can keep it as an annual franchise whilst making sure that each release gets more development time. However...

    what on Earth is "micro-DLC"?
    Reply +50
  • Killer Instinct gets Fulgore in March 2014

  • ProtoformX 22/11/2013

    Obviously Microsoft think we'll buy games based upon how loud we're screamed at in the trailers. Reply +5
  • Pre-order Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, get a musical chest

  • ProtoformX 16/10/2013

    I don't believe it. I was considering getting a 3DS due to the new Pokemon games and was wondering if there was going to be a Zelda edition 3DS. (I'm a bigger fan of Zelda than pokemon). I checked the net and there was no sign of one, so I went for one of the Pokemon edition consoles. The day I get it, the very day, a Zelda edition is announced.

    Sod's bloody law.
    Reply +8
  • Saturday Soapbox: The high cost of free-to-play

  • ProtoformX 13/04/2013

    I think the thing that bothers me about F2P is that there is ptentially no limit to what you can spend. When you buy a full-price game or even some DLC you get a set amount of content that endures. But if you're spending money on in-game resources that deplete then there's potentially no limit.

    I recently downloaded Nimble Quest for my iPad and was enjoying it immensley, I was quite happy to wait for "tokens" to just appear in game than pay for them. But suddenly when the amount of XP to take a hero from level 2 to level 3 is more than 20 times what it was to get from level 1 to 2 and you are given the option to "buy" the next level, I lost all interest. It's a shame as I loved the game itself and, as it was free, I understand that the designers need income from somewhere, but it just completely turned me off due to the business model.
    Reply +5
  • Xiaomi MI2 review

  • ProtoformX 07/04/2013

    I love the variety of Android handsets. I'm an Apple user at the moment as I find how everything just syncs to be very convenient. I don't plan on upgrading yet as my iPhone 4 does everything I need it to, but when I do I'll be looking this way. Since Steve Jobs died Apple's creativity and flair have just dropped off a cliff whereas the open nature of Android is giving us all kinds of new and interesting things. Reply +4
  • Mass Effect 3: Citadel review

  • ProtoformX 06/03/2013

    I think I'll give this a shot. I must admit I couldn't be bothered playing through the ending again when the "improved ending" DLC was released. But with this send-off, I think I'll grab all the DLC and bash through it all in one fell swoop, then finish the game again. Yes the ending was bungled and I have sympathy for more hardcore RPG fans who feel cheated by the series' simplification. But that doesn't detract from what a towering achievement Mass Effect as a whole is. Reply +1
  • Pride and Prejudice review

  • ProtoformX 13/02/2013

    @DreadedWalrus Why read a book when I can *play* a book using the quality piece of software reviewed in this very article? I've also got Dead Space 3, which I'll either spend the weekend exploring and forming a judgement on - or finish it in 5 seconds after ploughing 15,000 into the micro transaction feature, I haven't decided yet. Reply 0
  • ProtoformX 13/02/2013

    So, this or Aliens: Colonial Marines for my weekend... Reply +116
  • Dead Space 3 review

  • ProtoformX 05/02/2013

    I reckon I'll pick this up. I happen to like shooters as much as I like horror so this change is more of a sideways movement for me and I want to see how Isaac's story continues.

    I think people who are boycotting the whole game based upon the micro transaction aspect are cutting off their nose to spite their face. Companies now are so granular about their income they'll have different revenue streams for game sales than for micro transactions as it's a different source of income. It's perfectly possible to buy the game and then none of the micro transactions to send the message of "We love the game, just none of this rubbish please". That's exactly what I'll be doing.

    Of course, if you're boycotting the game because you dislike the new direction the gameplay has taken, then that's understandable, as your issue is with the fundamental nature of the game itself rather than a feature which it's perfectly possible to complete the game without.
    Reply +1
  • Anarchy Reigns review

  • ProtoformX 09/01/2013

    The Blacker Baron = best cosplay opportunity ever. Reply +1
  • THQ teases Darksiders 2 DLC as Joe Madureira exits Vigil Games

  • ProtoformX 22/10/2012

    ...and that image has got me all excited about Darksiders II again. I rarely play games more than once as, once I've experienced the story, there's nothing more for me. Darksiders II not only got me to play New Game+, but also to crack levels 1-100 of The Crucible in a single sitting, simply because I wanted to play more and that was all there was left to do. It's horribly addictive. Although I'm worried now as to what Mr. Madureira's departure will mean for the wonderful art direction of the series. Reply +1
  • Second Life developer releasing four games in the next month

  • ProtoformX 13/10/2012

    @themanfromdelmonte Damn, someone beat me to the Dio comment. A +1 is not enough for your post. Reply 0
  • Darksiders 2's Argul's Tomb DLC due next week

  • ProtoformX 20/09/2012

    I'm wondering what these dungeons are actually going to be considering that I've already wandered into a tomb and pounded Argul flat for one of Thane's side-quests. Reply +1
  • Resident Evil-themed restaurant opening in Japan next month

  • ProtoformX 26/06/2012

    This could be brilliant - Japanese themed restaurants are really good fun if pulled off well. I was there on holiday about 4 years ago and went to a horror one and a ninja one and loved every second of the experience.

    Not sure if this goes without saying, so I'll say it: It's definitely style over substance - the food is generally pretty forgettable.
    Reply +3
  • THQ quiet on possible Darksiders 2 release date delay

  • ProtoformX 13/04/2012

    This could well be a good thing. Darksiders 2 is one of the games I'm looking forward to most this year, but I still need to finish Kingdoms of Amalur and then I'd like to play Arkham City and The Darkness II so this could give me some more catch-up time.

    Also, I'm all in favour of publishers giving developers more time to tweak things rather than force them to release it when it's not polished in order to meet release strategies.
    Reply +3
  • Reality Crumbles: Whatever happened to VR?

  • ProtoformX 12/04/2012

    "...on our headset, the IR receivers were on your head and the transmitter sat on your desk in front of you."

    A bit like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw
    Reply +5
  • Microsoft files trademark for Avatar Motocross Madness

  • ProtoformX 10/04/2012

    Myself and some friends used to have the demo of Motorcross Madness. The first time we got up the dirt wall at the edge of the area and got catapulted into the air we pretty much lost our shit. (We were about 14 at the time) Reply +1
  • EA hits back at anti-gay groups over same-sex relationships in Mass Effect, SWTOR

  • ProtoformX 05/04/2012

    I actually found the vast majority of the relationship aspect of Mass Effect 3 to be well-handled. I played as a male Shepard and when I found out that the shuttle pilot (Steve?) was gay it wasn't forced or jarring at all. The one poorly-handled part was that of Diana Allers. Every other character followed the usual trend of the friendship developing throughout the game with the option to take it further coming later on. She was an excellent idea (Giving Shepard a voice in the media) which was poorly executed in that you give her all of about 3 interviews and then you can invite her into bed.

    Or maybe I have this wrong? Is that the point? Can Shepard have a one-night stand with some bimbo and earn a whopping Renegade score for it?
    Reply +2
  • Transformers: Fall of Cybertron Preview: Revenge of the Fallen

  • ProtoformX 12/03/2012

    "Ain't good enough. Resists, fire, rain and corrosion for up to FIVE years. Satifaction guarenteed."

    "OUR YOUR MONEY BACK!"
    Reply +3
  • GAME unsure over future as it reportedly puts itself up for sale

  • ProtoformX 12/03/2012

    Just to add my story about GAME to the pile: I worked there as a Sales Assistant in 2005-2006. The company was about to "unveil" a new promotion and we'd had all the details e-mailed to us about how the POS was to be arranged, what posters in what frame in what window, etc, etc... (See StolenGlory's excellent post #14 about GAME arranging stores) but we hadn't been sent the POS itself. We e-mailed head office and heard nothing.

    About a week later we had a "compliance audit". Someone comes in and makes sure your store is laid out exactly like the other 400 stores. When he saw that we didn't have this POS up he said that we'd failed on that section. We explained our circumstances, showed him the e-mails we'd sent requesting it and showed that we'd put the appropriate games on the right shelves and we just waiting for the POS itself to arrive.

    His response was to the effect of "Yes I can see that, but you haven't got the POS on display. So I can't pass you. So I'll have to fail you."

    Stunning.
    Reply +11
  • Xbox 360 10th anniversary bundle heading to Europe

  • ProtoformX 24/02/2012

    There might be better all-round games to bundle, but Halo, Fable and Gears of War have been 3 of the most defining series of the Xbox's life. Looking through my collection, there are games/series that I prefer over those 3, but they're either not as well-known to the general public (Crackdown) or are multi-format (Mass Effect). Reply +1
  • Mass Effect 3 DLC bundled with Razer peripherals

  • ProtoformX 18/02/2012

    I think this "I'm not buying Mass Effect 3 at all because of the DLC" is cutting off your nose to spite your face. I will definitely be buying Mass Effect 3 on launch day because I support the series and I think it's delivered one of the best gaming experiences of this generation. And I will be buying full-on universe-expanding DLC (e.g. Lair of The Shadow Broker) if any of it appears because it will add extra experiences to the game. However, I won't be buying anything like the stuff here because, like the majority here, I don't agre with this method.
    It's not as if BioWare are slicing out great big chunks of the game. You can stil go out and buy Mass Effect 3 and enjoy the single player and multiplayer whilst at the same time giving 2 fingers to all of this crap. One of the folks from the team has a post on Penny Arcade that states you can still get the best posible ending in the game just by playing through the single player, totally igorning the multiplayer, iPhone app and iPad game if you so wish.
    Buy the game to show support for this kind of thing (Massive games with great characters and a whole in-game galaxy) then just ignore everything else. You can bet people will be observing how well everything sells and if they see that the game itself has brilliant sales but all the action figures, books, etc. have crap sales then it'll send them a message to keep making this kind of game, but maybe try a different approach than this.
    Ultimately if you really want to put a stop to all of this rubbish, go and buy shares in EA/BioWare.
    Reply -2
  • GAME confirms talks with lenders have begun, hints at overseas sell-off

  • ProtoformX 02/02/2012

    It's quite possible that they might fall over, although not in the immediate future. The fact that they are having to confirm things like they will be selling Vita at launch and staff are still being paid is showing something - if these press claims were total rubbish, GAME would dismiss them as such. But instead they seem to be taking the whole thing very seriously in a possible effort to maintain customer and investor confidence.

    It's one slight issue with capitalism that, the moment a company falters then people starting jumping ship like rats. If they'd shown a little more confidence and continued to invest/buy product then the company might have made through the crisis. But instead some people panic and abandon the cause, so more people do, so more people do and so on and so on.

    The obvious thing is that they're being overtaken by the internet. Because gaming is at the forefront of consumer technology, it embraces the internet like few other sectors can and so physical assets suffer. 10 years ago, quite a lot of people were still relatively ignorant of gaming and so they required a shop to go into to receive face-to-face customer service. Now that gaming is at least a background awareness in most peoples' lives, they no longer need that service. Combine that with the better prices that online stores and, in the case of big new releases, supermarkets can offer and there just isn't really the demand for physical specialist stores like there used to be. Some one-offs remain because they're run by true gamers who can provide service above and beyond anywhere else, but for a generic like GAME the future really isn't that bright.
    Reply +6
  • Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning launch trailer

  • ProtoformX 02/02/2012

    This is looking fantastic. I've found that if I'm given too much choice in a world then, instead of feeling liberated, I feel paralysed - unable to decide what to do first. Because of that I never got on with Red Dead Redemption, Fallout 3, The Elder Scrolls or Dragon Age. But I downloaded the demo of this last weekend on a whim and pre-ordered the game straight after. I really can't wait for it. Reply +2
  • Kingdoms of Amalur Preview: Action Speaks Louder

  • ProtoformX 30/01/2012

    I first heard of this when the guys at Penny Arcade started raving about it and when Gabe said he thought it was better than Skyrim and gave his reasons, it turned out to be the exact reasons why I've never got on with The Elder Scrolls as a whole. So I played the demo and absolutely love it.

    I bought Demon's Souls on release, put a few hours into and it got bored. All the comparisons between this and that caused me to pick it up again... and I still got bored. I see the appeal of the challenge but for me it's just a ballache. And I don't play games for them to be a ballache. I play them to be fun. The idea of knocking a guy into the air with knives and then peppering him with arrows in mid-air sounds like a brilliant idea. And the world has colours that aren't brown or grey!
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  • Mass Effect 3 action figures to come with exclusive DLC

  • ProtoformX 24/01/2012

    ...but the game is complete! I don't see the difference between buying an extra bit of DLC (e.g. a gun) than buying the whole expansion pack. Both options are providing an extra bit of something that you don't need to complete the game. I've read a lot of posts on here saying that this should be free. Honestly, what kind of justification do you have for that beyond a knee-jerk emotional reaction? It's their product and they can charge what they like for it.

    There's been a lot of talk around SOPA about how companies shouldn't just throw a wobbly because the internet is changing retail/distribution and it doesn't fit their expected business model. They should adapt to changing times. Well isn't this thread effectively the same? We're all throwing a tantrum because their new methods of profit-making aren't fitting our expected financial model? Things are changing and I don't think we're in any position telling game publishers to accept change if we're not willing to accept it ourselves.
    Reply -4
  • Razer unmasks Project Fiona

  • ProtoformX 10/01/2012

    I haven't gamed with a PC for almost a decade now, but from my limited perspective surely the biggest draws of PC gaming are a) The keyboard and mouse interface and b) The upgradable nature of the PC platform. Both of these things seem to be absent on this device. Reply +1
  • Skyward Sword bug fix goes live in Japan

  • ProtoformX 22/12/2011

    The Wii's system architecture must be strange indeed if you have to download an entire Wii Channel just for a one-off patch. I wonder why they can't just take the Microsoft/Sony approach and, when someone boots up Skyward Sword, they just get the usual "There's a patch!" message. Reply 0
  • Miyamoto mulls Retro Studios Zelda "collaboration"

  • ProtoformX 14/12/2011

    I think this will be brilliant. Metroid Fusion proved that there was still life in the side-scrolling Metroid style, yet Retro managed to revitalise the series and make Samus one of Nintendo's core characters in the process. Obviously, Link is definitely one of the core characters already, but if Retro can do to the The Legend of Zelda what they did Metroid then we'll all be in for a real treat. Reply 0
  • Skyrim: the first western game to receive a 40/40 Famitsu review

  • ProtoformX 29/11/2011

    Seeing all these plaudits coming makes me want to give it a go, but having tried other huge-scale RPGs (Oblivion, Red Dead Redemption, Fallout 3 and World of Warcraft) and having never got into any of them I think I'll still be giving this a miss. Curse my personal opinion! Reply +2
  • New Xbox 360 dashboard release date revealed

  • ProtoformX 22/11/2011

    This is one area where the 360 does lag behind the PS3 to a rather large degree. My personal preference for playing games is always the 360 but when it comes to all the extra stuff which makes manufacturers say daft things like "The 360 isn't a videogame console" the PS3 is way out in front: It already has LOVEFiLM, BBC iPlayer, ITV Player and 4OD and is so much easier to hook up to a computer media server style. And that functionality has been there for some time. Microsoft have a lot of catching up to do here. Reply +2
  • Sonic 1 included in Sonic Generations

  • ProtoformX 27/10/2011

    For me this game is vying for my money on a level with Arkham City and Uncharted 3. I've played Arkham Asylum and the first 2 Uncharted games so I'm well aware of their quality, but having played the demo for this with both classic and modern Sonic available has just peaked my interest. Also, I'm Sonic-nerding massively about the possibility for more people to own the combined Sonic 3 & Knuckles game as opposed to the 2 separate games. Reply 0
  • Saturday Soapbox: Horrible Bosses

  • ProtoformX 10/10/2011

    I've just finished a replay of God of War III and I love the bosses in that. The whole battle with Chronos was is sheer brilliance and when you've worn them down enough that that great big Circle icon appears above their head you know it's time for some... fun. Reply +1
  • Tech pioneer Steve Jobs dies aged 56

  • ProtoformX 06/10/2011

    Don't forget, it's not just the shiny Macs, iPods, iPhones, etc that Steve Jobs has a hand in. He had a knack for taking, what were at the time, niche IT concepts and popularising them. The best example is, of course, what the iPod did for the mp3 player market. But before his days at Apple he also did it for the mouse and the graphical window interface. Someone (I think's it's Obama) has compared him to Einstein and I think that takes it a bit too far but I'd say he was a visionary because he really did seem to have a knack for knowing what was needed and when. Reply +4
  • Rage

  • ProtoformX 04/10/2011

    This sounds just like my sort of game. I've never really been a fan of even semi-realistic shooters and have always preferred id's approach of, for example, Quake 4 where you're given a gun that shoots black holes and told to go play. It seems like they've kept that approach here so I think I'll be picking this up. Reply +2
  • Dark Souls

  • ProtoformX 03/10/2011

    Hmmm... maybe I should try getting past the 1st level on Demon's Souls now... Reply +2
  • Team Ninja: Nintendo did Metroid's story

  • ProtoformX 23/09/2011

    That's quite surprising, considering that the Other M storyline seems to borrow heavily from Fusion, especially with the whole "Secret part of lab where Metroids are being bred" bit. It made me think that the writer evidently hadn't seen Fusion. However, the gameplay is absolutely solid. I keep wanting to replay it, but Nintendo currently have my Wii for fixing. :-( Reply 0
  • Deus Ex boss battles outsourced

  • ProtoformX 19/09/2011

    The heavy rifle works well as well. For the first boss I just literally threw things at him (Grenades, followed by any explosive/gas thing in the room). For the other two, point blank heavy rifle works absolutely fine, even if you have your augs disabled with the new biochip. I actually found the final boss really easy - tap code in terminal, EMP augmentation made me immune to the electricity on the floor, then if you stand up on one of the steps to the side of her protective bubble and crouch, the enemies on the ground can't reach you so then you can pummel the shield to your heart's content. Reply 0
  • Dead or Alive 5 to "push the envelope"

  • ProtoformX 16/09/2011

    I really like Metroid: Other M... so long as I close my eyes and block my ears in the cutscenes. Reply 0
  • Deus Ex: Human Revolution ships 2m units

  • ProtoformX 09/09/2011

    Absolutely fantastic game. I've only seen one of the endings so far, but the ending in question was so well put together and narrated that it just was a marvellous finishing touch that sealed it as an all-time great game. What impressed me the most about it was it actually convinced me to play stealthily and got me to enjoy it. I've never been interested in stealth games like Metal Gear Solid or Splinter Cell, preferring games like Quake 4 where I can run around with guns that fire black holes and the like. Deus Ex has, for it's part, changed that ever so slightly. Reply +5
  • Acti: gamers still "love" Guitar Hero

  • ProtoformX 09/09/2011

    I still love the plastic instrument genre. Guitar Hero definitely fell by the wayside after GH: III but Rock Band remains strong with the official store and Rock Band Network. That said I did pick up GH: Metallica in HMV for 5 a few months ago and am very impressed. Reply +1
  • El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron

  • ProtoformX 09/09/2011

    Having just finished Deus Ex I was considering getting Space Marine next, but having read some reviews for that and, for some strange reason, only just seen this, I think I'll plonk for this instead. Reply +1
  • Sonic Generations ltd. edition announced

  • ProtoformX 07/09/2011

    I haven't been bothered about special editions for years (Made an exception for Fable III and was pretty disappointed) but this looks like the sex. The CDs should just be music from Sonic 1, 2, 3 and Sonic & Knuckles - great music to run to. :-P Reply +2
  • Out This Week - 09/09/11

  • ProtoformX 05/09/2011

    I'm looking at Space Marine myself - I've always had a lot of interest in the universes that Games Workshop have created for their products, but after trying to get into both Warhammer and 40K I've realised that I just don't have the time/patience for the tabletop versions. Hopefully this game will be a worthy compromise. Just played the demo and it seems fairly solid - I reckon a 7, maybe 8. Reply +2
  • Saturday Soapbox: Gaming's Greatest Story

  • ProtoformX 03/09/2011

    I've found myself in a similar boat on Deus Ex - my Jensen is TeH most 1337 HaX0R you'll ever meet, but that doesn't work so well against the bosses when there aren't any 'bots or turrets to hack. However, as the only gun-related aug is the one that steadies your aim when moving there's never going to be that much difference beween one Jensen and another when it comes to hardware, so you know what works against said bosses?



    A really, REALLY big gun.



    However, I'm now trying to imagine the cutscenes with Martin's Jensen. You make it to the top of the big company skyscraper:



    "Ah, Mr. Jensen. You are most tenacious..."

    "HERP DERP!" *smashes hole through bathroom wall and lodges sofa in said hole*



    It's be brilliant to watch, but might not advance the story in the right way. :-P
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