Monkey_Chops • Comments

• Fire Emblem: Awakening review

• Monkey_Chops 15/04/2013

  Damn. Totally bought, then. Reply +2

• BioShock Infinite ending explained

• Monkey_Chops 04/04/2013

  Basically, anyone familiar with Marvel or DC Comics or the fictional concept of hyper time Grant Morrison and Mark Waid cooked up back in the latter part of last century will 'get' the ending quicker than most other people. Reply 0

• UK chart: BioShock Infinite flies to the top

• Monkey_Chops 02/04/2013

  Tomb Raider still the best-selling in 2013, but the numbers are not good enough for Square Enix. Crazy times.
  
  Infinite is almost gaming perfection for me. I haven't been this chuffed with a PC FPS since Half Life 2. Reply +2

• Hotline Miami for Vita and PS3 this spring

• Monkey_Chops 19/02/2013

  Fucking yes. This was my GOTY on the PC. Playing it on Vita excites me in the nether-regions. Reply 0

• Aliens: Colonial Marines review

• Monkey_Chops 12/02/2013

  Must-buy, then. Reply +22

• Warhammer 40K board game Space Hulk is being adapted for PC, Mac and iOS

• Monkey_Chops 10/12/2012

  Hero Quest! HERO QUESSSSSST!
  
  Please. Reply +4

• Skyrim Dragonborn DLC confirmed, out 4th December

• Monkey_Chops 05/11/2012

  I genuinely feel bad for the PS3 crew. They're probably going to miss out on this, if Bethesda's track record is anything to go by. Reply 0

• Rewriting Tomb Raider

• Monkey_Chops 02/11/2012

  Fucking excellent article. The only articles after Rab's that I ever look forward to reading are Ellie's. More, please. Reply +1

• Lost Humanity 18: A Table of Doritos

• Monkey_Chops 25/10/2012

  Eurogamer, the simple legal way out of this was to say you did not endorse Robert's views and that it was purely an op-ed piece. Everyone wins that way. Reply +14

• Dishonored Diary: Playing through in four different ways

• Monkey_Chops 12/10/2012

  One other piece of advice: make sure you have your rune detector in your controller shortcut and scope each area before doing anything else. Runes give you more options. More options means more fun. Reply +2

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• Date for Mass Effect 3's Omega DLC, the biggest and most expensive yet

• Monkey_Chops 12/10/2012

  "Sure is something T'Loak at."
  
  Best pun to date. Reply +2

• Salman Rushdie was an avid Super Mario World player while in hiding

• Monkey_Chops 11/10/2012

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• Lost Humanity 15: Booth Babes

• Monkey_Chops 03/10/2012

  The Booth Babes thing was the biggest disappointment I felt about the expo this year. I was pretty angry when I heard about the QR-codes-on-the-arse thing. Disgusting. And potentially unhygienic. Reply 0

• Why Dishonored ditched its Thief shadow stealth mechanic

• Monkey_Chops 01/10/2012

  Game of the show for me. A real triumph. I'm very excited about getting it. Reply +2

• EG Expo staff's Game of the Show: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

• Monkey_Chops 01/10/2012

  That robo-dog was a major cunch. Kicked my ass, too. Reply 0

• PlayStation Vita firmware update adds PSone compatibility

• Monkey_Chops 28/08/2012

  Vagrant Story, people. VAGRANT FUCKING STORY! Reply +1

• Yet more Grand Theft Auto 5 screenshots get down to "business"

• Monkey_Chops 24/08/2012

  No jet packs, no likey. Seriously though, it looks awesome. Truly excited about this. Reply 0

• Warren Spector: Hey Carmack, Sweeney, stop rendering and start making believable AI

• Monkey_Chops 15/08/2012

  It's not about looks, it's about personality. Reply +1

• Ellie Gibson returns to Eurogamer, Oli Welsh becomes Deputy Editor

• Monkey_Chops 10/07/2012

  Welcome back! Congrats to Oli! Everyone wins! Reply +1

• Skyrim expansion Dawnguard out now on Xbox 360

• Monkey_Chops 25/06/2012

  Todd Howard did say at E3 the expansion would be out tomorrow. Nice to know it's now set in stone. Reply +2

• Suspected Sony hackers Cleary and Davis plead guilty

• Monkey_Chops 25/06/2012

  @rgeefe - I think you mean 2 years on a Community Order. Bail is what you're given pending the conclusion of the case, be it sentence, acquittal or discontinuance by the prosecuting authority. Breach of bail is not an offence, but breach of a community order is. Reply 0

• Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes Review

• Monkey_Chops 22/06/2012

  9? Fucking yes. Just bought it and about to play right now! Reply 0

• Nintendo hits back at Wii U power concern

• Monkey_Chops 14/06/2012

  I agree with the three points Reggie makes, but listing AC3 and Arkham City - which are current-gen games - as indicative of Wii U's capability is a little misleading in terms of how relevant the console becomes to third party developers once PS4 and Xbox 720 come out. By then, $ony and Micro$oft will have overtaken Nintendo and once again have cutting-edge HD consoles.
  
  Well, in theory, at least. Depends on what they announce! Reply +1

• Lara Croft attempted rape will make Tomb Raider players want to "protect" her

• Monkey_Chops 13/06/2012

  "Protect" her? Jeezy Chreezy. How fucking chauvinistic and condescending can you get? I don't want to protect her, I want her to kick some ass! We're not in a goddamn patriarchy anymore.
  
  I bet all the birds out there agree with me, right? Reply 0