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  • Mike_Hunt 20/01/2004

    Like I said, if you'd actually used some punctuation in your post it might have been comprehensible.



    However, I really shouldn't expect much more - you quite clearly only have one free typing hand. You *really* are enjoying this aren't you.



    Has anyone officially claimed this one yet?



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    So sorry yegon if I made your post look a bit like the post of a lamer that was the last to spot the joke.



    Don't worry, your true lamer abilities haven't fully manifested yet. You'll just have to settle for making your own posts lame, it'll be some time before you can do the same to other peoples.



    You really think you made us angry? As we've been said many times, you've provided us with fantastic entertainment today. Please... continue.



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    grow up Mike and you never know you might manage it

    Manage what, exactly? That vocab of yours is shining through again.



    /hands over some punctuation to Thunder Child



    Go forth and use it wisely...



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    I just look at the bad language and piss poor vocabulary skills,



    Piss poor huh? I say god damn bubba, I wish I had myself a vocab-you-lary like yours!



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    /pokes forum a bit more see if there is any life left in the Eve stinks thread.



    Harry go play with the dick you are so proud of and cut down on the name calling, you are both unoriginal and bad at it.




    And I suppose he should be taking hints from a true master such as yourself? Oh that "go play with your dick" comment had me rolling around on the floor, shaking with laughter. No, it did. Really.



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    what i like is that on the eve forum i get the blame for all the reviews and all negative replies in thread



    That's not all - I was late home from work because of a car accident last Friday... I swear that was your fault.



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    Your review sucks .

    Excellent work there. Think that all up by yourself didja?



    You havent played the game at all .

    He clearly stated that he played it for a month... looky looky, other coments ^^



    Yes you can train skill faster using implants .

    F'nar f'nar



    Yes you can fly all ships if you want .

    You can command a ship to go to a location, but you are never in complete control of a ship.



    And as for the combat pay me a visit ill show you how combat is done .

    What is worrying is that I'm sure you could re-read that and not realise how sad that sounds.



    You shouldnt be allowed to post review as you are obviously not a real gamer .

    He's a reader... he reviewed a game... I think that meets the two major requirements...



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    I must have missed the point of this thread. Just as reviews are meant to debate the quality of a game, isn't this thread meant to be a place to allow readers to debate a review? Where are those pots and kettles again?



    Debate is welcomed. But simply repeating the same points again and again, and even duplicating the same posts gets a little tired, yes bad harlequin, I am looking at you!



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    Well, with such eloquent and polite people as you here, answering my discussion with wang insults, why on earth would I want to leave?

    Thanks for proving my point that the EG community has its share of stupid flamers who will defend it against anything too.




    Hiiiiithangggyouu!!



    I did consider being the 50th person to try and explain to you that this is a Reader Review section, where people submit their opinions, but, much like the fly and the red hot lightbulb, I fear that you just don't know when to quit.



    /flicks power switch



    Ah... peace at last



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    There's also a minority of apparent EG regulars displaying nothing better than haughty intellectual arrogance



    Welcome to Eurogamer. May your stay be much like a certain part of your anatomy, short and rather unpleasant!



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    Nothing but pink suspenders eh? Well I guess that partly explains the size of your package...



    Anyway, on a completely different note... button mushroom anyone?



    ;)



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    Why MH, that was to improve your looks mate. :)

    You were downing pints to make me look more attractive?!



    I didn't realise it was *that* kind of meeting!



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    Lutz said: Personally I love a lot of games (Yes, C&C included for whoever made the comment on your forums) but I've seen a lot of flak that games I like get (Like Halo) and whilst I don't agree with the opinion I can certainly accept that they have an opinion.



    So why, when I said that "the 2nd half of Halo is the basically the first half played backwards" did you down your pint of Guinness, smash the pint pot on the table, and try to glass me in the face?*





    *This may or may not be an exaggeration of what truely happened



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  • Eve Online for download

  • Mike_Hunt 19/01/2004

    Bah! It's 1/10 at best!



    3 MONTHS FFS!!one



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  • Super Mario Sunshine

  • Mike_Hunt 16/01/2004

    Ah. The ill-informed. You've got to love them!

    Tee-hee



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  • Half-Life 2 SDK due soon

  • Mike_Hunt 08/01/2004

    /whips out gun



    *BANG*



    /wanders off into the sunset



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  • Haitians seek to ban Vice City outright

  • Mike_Hunt 05/01/2004

    Well said ruttyboy. I didn't have the heart to try and reason with him.



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  • Mike_Hunt 03/01/2004

    JT Wrote: Any legislation would be quickly shot down as a censure by the NRA amounts to political suicide.



    Nice terminology ;)



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  • Mike_Hunt 03/01/2004

    Bear One - I've also written a letter of complaint. Do me a favour and let me know if you get a response?



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  • Mike_Hunt 03/01/2004

    Joss wrote: your a stupid fucking american.



    LMAO



    Stop, please stop... you're killing me here!



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  • Mike_Hunt 02/01/2004

    Eraser: You Xenophobic prick.



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  • Virtua Tennis (N-Gage)

  • Mike_Hunt 02/01/2004

    We just can't get rid of the guy can we?



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  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

  • Mike_Hunt 21/12/2003

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  • What Was New?!

  • Mike_Hunt 01/12/2003

    Um... I don't know what to do with that.



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  • Mike_Hunt 01/12/2003

    First!



    /flips Vs at Razz



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  • Devil May Cry

  • Mike_Hunt 30/11/2003

    Welcome... tard.



    Someone else get him, I can't be arsed.



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  • DOOM movie making progress

  • Mike_Hunt 28/11/2003

    This is getting ridiculous! What next? Finding Nemo 'The Movie'?



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  • PS3 to integrate EyeToy technology?

  • Mike_Hunt 27/11/2003

    /points at blerk



    The man has a point, how many people have their PS2s in an obscure position?



    They'd have to have a seperate piece of hardware.



    Nice one Blerk-o, I didn't even consider that.



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  • Who won our Mario Kart: Double Dash bundle?

  • Mike_Hunt 21/11/2003

    /kicks wall



    /limps away with broken foot



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  • The EG Readers' Game Tasting Society

  • Mike_Hunt 20/11/2003

    Oh and Dr Oetker's pizza shares some of the characteristics of Dr Pavement's Pizza. Each passes within the vicinity of the mouth once but you wouldn't wish it to happen again...



    Peej


    Bah! You obviously killed off your last tastebud some time ago...



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/11/2003

    You can get them in Tesco and I've recently found them in ADSA (much to my delight as ADSA is 10 minutes closer).



    They're not quite as filling as an ASDA pizza from the pizza counter (another fav of mine is the American Hot from there), but they win on the taste stakes. A great snack.



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/11/2003

    Ok FWB - I've got no idea. Are you going to put us out of our misery?



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/11/2003

    Arguably Dr Oetker's pizza has more to do with gaming than the iPod. :p



    (is just jealous of the adulation directed at Mike)



    (although he deserves it)




    Just you wait... my next review will be of the Wheel of Time series!



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/11/2003

    Personally Mike you should have won for originallity! :)



    Cheers Lutz, I still think FWB's Mac mouse review is the funniest yet. That had perfect comic timing!



    I can see there being a riot if a none game review got top spot!



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/11/2003

    And you've made Eurogamer the top ranked site for Dr Oetker's Frozen Pizzas.

    ROFLMAO!



    Excellent - worthy of a prize in itself methinks!



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/11/2003

    Sends MH to Iceland.



    /shivers



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  • Mike_Hunt 19/11/2003

    YAY!! \o/



    I am somebody! I've made it!



    /prints off 1000 copies and sticks them randomly around the office



    I've got such a buzz now I might actually try reviewing a game next time!



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  • Legends of Wrestling returns

  • Mike_Hunt 29/10/2003

    So this is where you all are! Quit baiting tards and get back to the forum - it's deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees in there!



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  • DOOM III capped at 60fps

  • Mike_Hunt 23/10/2003

    Don't get me started on highway speeed limits...



    There are speed limits on highways?!?!



    /looks at points on license



    Ah!



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  • Time Crisis 3

  • Mike_Hunt 17/10/2003

    Weird, was their a similar problem with TC2? I've got that and never had an issue with my widescreen.



    Pehaps it's a buy from GAME and take it back jobby then.



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  • Deus Ex sequel this year? Uh...

  • Mike_Hunt 15/10/2003

    Run Damage - Run away very fast, before *they* get you!



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  • Mike_Hunt 15/10/2003

    How is this "shafting Europe" for goodness sake??



    The release is delayed for months in Europe because of it's locale.



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  • Mike_Hunt 15/10/2003

    Merefield wrote:

    I was making a general point - they have their business reasons, they are not irrational. Marketing a game IS part of any project - perhaps they have one global team that concentrates on one region at a time...who knows...



    I agree with Striker in that it looks like you didn't read the article, and therefore are completly missing the point.



    How is shafting Europe good marketing? I hardly get a warm fuzzy feeling inside when I think of Eidos right now.



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  • Mike_Hunt 15/10/2003

    Angrydarren wrote:

    Mike, please tell us all the Sesame Street version. I'm sure we're all dying to here it.




    Bert: Hi Ernie, why do you look so sad?

    Ernie: It's my new card Bert, it's broken.

    Bert: I didn't know you had a new car Ernie, whats wrong with it?

    Ernie: Well the dealer told me it was a Jaguar, and it looked all nice and shiney, so I handed over 54,995 and bought the car. When I was driving it home I couldn't go over 20 miles an hour, and the exhaust fell off.

    Bert: Oh no Ernie, did you talk to the dealer?

    Ernie: I did Bert, and he said he could fix it, but I had to drive it back to him 10 times for "upgrades". Which would take 2 hours each time at least!

    Bert: Oh dear Ernie, that's not good. Sounds like you've been taken for a ride.

    Ernie: It does, doesn't it Bert.

    BigBird: Hi kids! The moral of the story is, don't buy anything without testing it throughly first! And remember, today's letters were F, U, A, D.

    /fade to black.



    I hope that helps. If you need help with tying your shoelaces, just let me know.





    Let's not delude ourselves - you're not some modern day folk hero, sticking it to the evil corporations who mercilessly exploit the poor unfortunate souls who know no better.



    I'm not claiming to be. I simply stated my actions and motivations, something you quite clearly disagree with - that's fine, you're intitled to your opinion.





    You advocate a practice that is illegal. That Eidos fucked up in not in question - your attitude toward piracy is.



    I'll say this again for the cheap seats, as I'm getting tired of repeating myself. My attitude to piracy is this - If you copy a game and don't pay for it, then you're a naughty boy and I don't advocate this in any way. If you download a game, try it, like it, and buy it, then *I* have no problems with this. Whilst it is technically illegal, and morally wrong to some people, *I* don't have a problem with it as *I* don't believe that it harms the game developers, in fact I would say it helps increase their sales. I say *I* as this is my opinion only, I don't claim to claim to be right while the rest of you are wrong, I just claim to be different.



    Tell us, what is your opinion of the assholes who hacked into Valve? The parallel between them and pirates is more clear than you'd like to admit. Both the hacker and the pirate illegally obtain data/assets/code that are not theirs. The motivations may vary, but the practice is the same. Please, use that big old brain of yours to defend the Valve hackers......



    That is a good question, although I don't believe it is entirely relevant in this case. I don't believe that I'm in a position to answer this without being biased, I'm in the industry of securing systems against hackers, so don't try and tell me that what hackers are the pirates are the same thing. The only similarity is that they both are involved in illegal activities, it stops there. The hacker that stole Valves source code, beta version and who knows what else is in my opinion a complete fuck-tard to put it mildly. I quite like Valve as a company, and what they have done/plan to do for the gaming scene, no company, not even Eidos with their region biased launches deserves something like that. What this "hacker" has done is put the future of a great company in jeopardy, and I in no way condone that kind of behaviour. I hope to god that Gabe et al, find the little swine and get to have 15 minutes alone in a room with him with only a jar of salt, a spoon, and some sandpaper for company. By the same token (I'll say this again) I REALLY don't condone those people who copy games and never pay for them - they're simply leaching of the game developers, something I don't do. I ALSO don't condone game companys charging their customers a fortune for a game that is shoddly made, unfinished and well overpriced.



    Again on the Valve issue - I have no problem with them delaying the game, what ever their reason may be (either due to the hacker, or because it needs finishing), they have every right to do that - it's their game after all. I like the idea of Valves release proposal, world wide release via the Internet, fantastic (if it works). A method that I applaud and will make use of.



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  • Mike_Hunt 15/10/2003

    frmrssa10 Wrote:

    hi Mike, you rock! If you have Diablo II cd-key plz e-mail ok thnx




    Oh boy - please tell me I've got my very own tard at last! Puh-lease!



    From now on you shall be called Eileen!



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  • Mike_Hunt 15/10/2003

    UncleLou Wrote

    99% of these arguments under which circumstances piracy should be allowed sound like self-deception to me. It's wrong, period, and if you pirate anyhow, so be it, but at least be honest to yourself. Believing it's somehow justified to copy a game because it's delayed here is just silly. Just import it then, ffs.




    It's not self deception. I'm not denying that it is wrong or illegal. I am fully aware that that I will be breaking the law by downloading a copy of this game. All I'm saying is that the game is available legally in the US, and the only easy way go obtain a legal copy over here is by downloading a copy - I already stated that I'm not willing to go through the hassle of importing a game because the company clearly aren't bothered about my money because of where I live. Look - I'm not trying to convince the rest of you that what I propose is right, I'm simply stating what I will do in this situation and my reasons for it. I don't expect you all to agree with my actions or motives, everyone is different after all. Not in one post did I claim to be a saint. I'll say again, I fully intend to buy a copy when it's released over here (I'm aware that this doesn't make what I am doing "legal").



    I am not taking any moral highground here, do what pleases you, but don't defend it with silly arguments.



    The tone of the arguments was lowered substantially to match the level intelliect with which I was initially addressed. If someones responds to my post with the first word reading "twat", how do you think I'm going to react. I'm more than happy to discuss this in a sesible manner with those willing, not that there's much to discuss - it would appear that there is a clear divide of opinions regarding this subject.



    You're just contributing to the wide-spread opinion that it's just a peccadillo and that there's a major difference between stealing someone's physical and someone's intellectual property, which isn't true.



    I don't believe that there is a difference - theft is theft. However I don't believe that what I am doing is going to hurt Eidos - download now, and buy later. Which I have done before (holds hands up). Again I will say that I only have legal copies of games on my system.



    Doesn't mean I am (or always was) a saint in that respect, mind.



    Heh - show me the man who isn't!



    Sorry, but as someone defending other's IP as a profession, I had to comment



    Don't be sorry - there is certainly nothing wrong with having a difference of opinion with someone.



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  • Mike_Hunt 14/10/2003

    Eat babies and posion our virgin daughters.



    You forgot about them raping an pillaging our soil. Or something like that.



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  • Mike_Hunt 14/10/2003

    Three words:

    Demos




    Are unfortunately rarely available for most of the big titles. But I do make use of them if they exist. Haven't seen a demo for DE2 yet...



    Reviews

    Yeah these can be useful when gauging if I *might* be interested in a game or not. That's why I visit this site. But at the end of the day they are opinions, and what's one mans Eyetoy is another mans ICO, if you get my meaning. They only way of knowing if *I* will like a game is for me to play it.



    Footage

    Yeah this is great if you're a graphics whore, but I require much more from a game.



    Again - I wouldn't buy a car based on what was shown on Top Gear - I'd want to drive the thing first.



    Simple concept, let me know if you want the Sesame Street version. Oooo look mummy, the nasty man is being patronising again!



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