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  • Sony is being sued for Killzone failing to deliver "native 1080p" multiplayer

  • Load_2.0 07/08/2014

    Now Sony and their army of lawyers will sue EG. Reply +3
  • Titanfall maximum player count is 6v6

  • Load_2.0 08/01/2014

    6v6 and Bots.

    Yay, another generic FPS.

    Yawn.
    Reply -12
  • Over 4.2 million PS4s have been sold worldwide

  • Load_2.0 08/01/2014

    4.2 million people waiting for some games to play. Reply -7
  • We've got another 2500 Hearthstone keys to give away

  • Load_2.0 10/12/2013

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    I made 150 last round, already got 5 LMAO!
    Reply -16
  • This is how PS4 voice commands work

  • Load_2.0 26/11/2013

    Playstation, Xbox! ACTIVATE.

    Wake up everyone in the house with the sound of my voice? If only I had some sort of body part that was able to interact with these damned machines...
    Reply +2
  • Forza Motorsport 5 review

  • Load_2.0 20/11/2013

    LOL LOOKS LIKE M$ FORGOT TO BUY OFF EUROGAMER WITH A BRIBE OF MONEY.

    ROFL.
    Reply -3
  • Load_2.0 20/11/2013

    Reads like a 6. Reply +24
  • Live: PlayStation 4 US launch event

  • Load_2.0 15/11/2013

    No ethernet port confirmed. Reply 0
  • For Diablo 3 gamer Francis, Error 37 is the last straw

  • Load_2.0 16/05/2012

    His little arms made me laugh. when they flapped Like a fat T-Rex.

    Can he button his own shirts?
    Reply +42
  • Dragon Ball Z for Kinect gameplay trailer

  • Load_2.0 28/04/2012

    @captain_mailinator

    I came to make a poop joke, but yours was superior.
    Reply 0
  • Prototype 2 Review

  • Load_2.0 26/04/2012

    That looks like a great game to play on demo but a pretty dull game to own.

    Giant sword hands are so passe, plus the cover art for this is AWFUL.
    Reply 0
  • Resident Evil 6 Preview: True Horror Returns

  • Load_2.0 10/04/2012

    4 is one of my favourite games, 5 was adequate. This will be an instabuy. Reply 0
  • The Problem with Android

  • Load_2.0 28/03/2012

    ♫ How do you solve a problem like Andriod?
    How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? ♫
    Reply +1
  • Capcom defends, explains Street Fighter x Tekken on disc DLC

  • Load_2.0 06/03/2012

    "For example, not buying costumes in the Street Fighter IV series means you will not see the costumes when playing another person who did buy them"

    Ummmmm I always liked the fact I could flaunt outlandish character costumes in neon pink/green to furher infuriate my opponents.

    That they won't be able to see my sartorially challenged Vega club the shit out of them is poop.
    Reply +2
  • It's time to kick back against gaming bigots

  • Load_2.0 03/03/2012

    @darkmorgado

    Being called a retard when playing online is akin to the persecution suffered by entire races for thousands of years?
    Reply +3
  • Load_2.0 03/03/2012

    @darkmorgado

    If only there was a mongaloid Rosa Parks to champion your cause and shed light on the 1000 years of slavery and persecution for those suffering Internet Diagnosis Syndrome.
    Reply -5
  • Who framed Roger Ebert?

  • Load_2.0 18/01/2012

    Trying to tag games as art comes accross as a desperate plea for validation.

    The only art in Video Games is my 4 hit daze to daze combo with guile back in 94.
    Reply +11
  • Stacking - first 15 minutes

  • Load_2.0 20/02/2011

    That demo looks...... tiresome. Reply 0
  • Arcania: Gothic 4

  • Load_2.0 21/10/2010

    Its all about the phat lewt for me. While I appreciate that genuinely kick ass items should always be very difficult to obtain it sounds like the trade and craft mechanic is pants.



    Nothing worse than lugging tonnes of merchant junk about only to get ripped off.
    Reply 0
  • PlayStation Move

  • Load_2.0 11/03/2010

    Four pages?



    Shirley one would suffice?
    Reply -6
  • Fable III

  • Load_2.0 12/02/2010

    Make combat simpler?



    Holy kerap, how simple can it get? The worst part of fable 2 was the fact it was just button mashing simplicity.



    How about introducing some tactics? You could pretty much wade in and batter every combatant after shooting up a few levels and it made combat dull in both of the previous incarnations.



    Reply +4
  • Dragon Age: Origins

  • Load_2.0 03/11/2009

    "There's a huge gulf between the completely mindless Easy and the demanding Normal. On the latter, you'll either have to be a Tactics genius or prepared to pause and micro-manage frequently to get through tougher fights, and even veteran RPG players with a full command of the game's skills will find some regular pulls or mini-bosses turning into epic wars of attrition that will drain their stocks of consumables."



    YAY! An actual Baldurs Gate RPG sequel then, rather than some JRPG clone. Battles that are actually a challenge and require tactics? OH NO!



    I don't know how the console versions will differ, maybe they will offer up some button mashing version taht will satisfy the masses and their ten minute attention span.



    Odd review as it seems to me to be rife with contradictions, not least the score.
    Reply -3
  • E3: Star Wars: The Old Republic - Jedi Vs. Sith

  • Load_2.0 16/06/2009

    Damn, that is hawt! Reply 0
  • Tekken 6 - Gameplay montage

  • Load_2.0 30/04/2009

    1998 called. They want their character sprites back. Reply 0
  • King's Bounty: The Legend

  • Load_2.0 27/11/2008

    "You were almost like a son to me - young, hot and certainly talented"



    Excellent.
    Reply +2
  • Fable II

  • Load_2.0 23/10/2008

    Ha-ha, the comments section. What a cluster fuck.



    I like the chaps that post essays on Fable getting a 10.



    What is the motivation there? You disagree with the score? That is pretty sad. Can't you make one succinct post highlighting your opinion rather than a wall of egotistical and poorly constructed prose?



    With the amount you seem to be posting Arbiter I would suggest taking a valium and having a wank, you seem to be getting a bit carried away boy.

    Reply 0
  • Prince of Persia

  • Load_2.0 20/10/2008

    From the review it sounds like POP ver 2.0.



    POP for dummies. Did you find Sands of Time or Two Thrones too difficult? Did you struggle to work out the puzzles? Were you defeated by enemies that required skill to defeat? Sick of having to learn how to play the game?



    Don't worry! POP the ADD version is here now. With clear easy to understand accents and nice big flashing buttons.

    You will have beaten the game in under 6 hours and you can move on to the next title!



    Hurrah.

    Reply 0
  • Prince of Persia - Trailer

  • Load_2.0 10/10/2008

    Looking good! A definite improvement on recent incarnations. Bit more of an SOT feel to it. Reply 0
  • The Art of Fable 2

  • Load_2.0 01/10/2008

    My least favourite word when describing a sequel. "darker" Why? Why always darker. It fucked POP, i hope it doesn't do the same to Fable. It had one of the most enchanting environments in any game I have ever played. I remain hopeful. Reply 0
  • Street Fighter IV - Anime battle

  • Load_2.0 07/07/2008

    Ohhhhhhh pretty. Give me it now! Reply 0
  • Street Fighter IV

  • Load_2.0 03/06/2008

    Now someone get me a goddamned decent arcade stick. Reply 0
  • Ninja Gaiden 2

  • Load_2.0 29/05/2008

    Bumsticks! Loved the original felt it was hard but never cheap. Such a shame. Looks really full on all the time, in the original there was time to breathe between battles and generally only 3-5 enemies to contend with. This looks like a full on continual hack n slash.



    Well only one way to know for sure.
    Reply 0
  • Ninja Gaiden II

  • Load_2.0 08/05/2008

    No, this is the gaming equivalent of a rock band having a hit and their fans asking them to produce another great rock album, rather than a pop album.



    This will sell well regardless of the difficulty level. I am not asking for a game that is harder than the original, just for them to produce another great game. NG got a 9/10 from EG and I don't see how making the game easier would be an improvement.
    Reply 0
  • Load_2.0 08/05/2008

    "Yes Load, it explains that you are a selfish elitist jerk with no business sense"



    Thanks for the analysis chum. As for business sense, you're the idiot buying games then not playing them.



    All these people with no time on their hands! Maybe you all need to give up gaming and find a new less time consuming hobby.
    Reply 0
  • Load_2.0 08/05/2008

    "Your enjoyment won't be reduced.....if you crank up the difficulty. I'm not sure what's so hard to understand about that."



    I don't like altering the level. I want to play the game as it was intended to be played, the "normal" setting is the main focus of the team who developed the game. The first NG was a challenging and rewarding game, I loved it. I don't pay 30-40 quid for a game and then give up, because it actually requires some dedication!



    Cranking up the difficulty right from the start tends to unbalance a game. I have never encountered a game where the difficultly setting did anything other than disproportionately alter the damage inflicted by enemies and conversely the damage your character inflicts or simply increase the number of enemies.The AI doesn't become better, the core nature of the game, whether it be jumping a ravine or dodging poisonous flying rabbits is never altered. That is the issue.



    I don't want a game that is easy and I don't want a game that has enemies that simply take longer to kill or can kill my character with one or two hits, because I cranked up the heat.



    I would much rather own 1 challenging game then 10 piss easy games.



    Does that help explain the issue?

    Reply 0
  • Load_2.0 07/05/2008

    I guess the thing about NG is that it forced you to play better, to become better, rather than just button mashing through some pretty scenery.



    I shouldn't have to change the difficulty on NG, if I do it alters my sense of enjoyment (odd as that may be!) NG has a reputation as being rock hard. I guess my real concern is that it there is an attitude that accessibility is king and people will cease to produce games that are difficult. Given the vast amount of titles and the disposable way in which people treat games, it feels fairly inevitable.



    A game that I can play through in one sitting is fine but it shouldn't be the case for every game.

    Reply 0
  • Load_2.0 07/05/2008

    more accessible. The one phrase that I didn't want to see.



    I appreciate the comments about checkpoints and a wider audience. But to be honest... fuck everyone else. I loved NG and Godhand because they were rock hard but had a fantastic learning curve. Initial frustration just gave a greater sense of satisfaction when I did complete a difficult section.



    I hate having to play through a game and alter the difficulty setting, it feels as though I am not playing the game as it was intended to be played.



    But hey, I am sure it will still be fantastic and is one of my most anticipated games for the 360.

    Reply 0
  • Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe

  • Load_2.0 24/04/2008

    "you won't see Superman feasting on Scorpion's still-warm organs for fun."



    Hah.



    Hell I would/will play this. But then I am heading towards early dementia.



    Out of the way scallywags!



    Reply 0
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

  • Load_2.0 04/02/2008

    Smug smooth scrolling bastards. Reply 0
  • Street Fighter IV - Japanese teaser

  • Load_2.0 12/01/2008

    Yummy. Now all I need is a decent six button arcade stick. Reply 0
  • Return to Vanguard

  • Load_2.0 11/12/2007

    1st and Key Pleeze. Reply 0
  • Wii Fit

  • Load_2.0 22/08/2007

    I would like to remove massive fat deposits from my enormous wang. Reply 0
  • Load_2.0 22/08/2007

    nickthegun

    22-Aug-07 11:45:32 Thanks christ for that.



    I was getting tired of doing press-ups on my carpet, like some kind of animal.




    You disgust me. I am all for hover board, light saber, duelling games.





    Reply 0
  • Assassin's Creed

  • Load_2.0 15/06/2007

    Pretty woman + Internet gaming site = Mucho pages.



    Reply 0
  • Xbox 360 Wireless Steering Wheel with Force Feedback

  • Load_2.0 19/02/2007

    "How well does it work on your lap ?



    I mean I'm sure 90% of console owners use their consoles sitting on the floor or on a sofa, with no suitable table even in sight. I just don't know how it can really work on your lap if every time you try and use the pedals with your feet the wheel moves around on your legs, since moving your feet will move your knees, which moves your lap. I also imagine that the force feedback is troublesome.



    I really want a good force feedback wheel for my 360, I was just hoping they would have come up with an elegant solution for using the thing on your lap. What it needs is something like a T shaped bar that goes under your legs holding the wheel firmly held above them."




    That T-Bar idea is a really good one. I dont have a table and play 99% from the bed or bean bag. Love the idea of using this wheel but hate the idea of having to move everything in the room to accomodate its use.
    Reply 0
  • Little Britain: The Video Game

  • Load_2.0 16/02/2007

    Cyberblade wrote:

    For a start the Little Britain fan base is a lot younger than you probably think... it's the number 2 brand behind the Simpsons amoungst 6-10 year olds... how many of those do you think are actually hardcore gamers??????? how many of them do you think play Gears of War, or Supreme Commander?????





    Sorry mate, I can't say that the target audience for Little Britain is 6-10 year olds given the content of the show. The DVD's carry a 15+ rating for a reason. The fact it's a shit game does'nt make it automatically suitable for kids. there are a plethora of quality titles for that age group rather than the shit that gets plastered over the TV.



    Maybe you should think about the content of what your kids are absorbing.
    Reply 0
  • Vanguard beta keys live!

  • Load_2.0 08/01/2007

    Donit. Reply 0
  • Eurogamer's Top 50 Games of 2006: 10 - 1

  • Load_2.0 30/12/2006

    Wow my uncharacteristic foray into the comments section was well worth it. Anyway back to the safety of the forum. Reply 0
  • NZ Story confirmed for DS

  • Load_2.0 19/07/2006

    Yellow kiwi's are the most dangerous of all. You would be amazed at how they fashion bows from twigs and branches. Its quite an evolutionary feat, however there need to be more signs warning of the kiwi danger though. Tourist fatalities are way up this year. Reply 0
  • Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks

  • Load_2.0 04/10/2005

    Soooooo, not great but not Krap. Reply 0