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  • Dying Light dev reveals 3D-printable zombie bikini figurine

  • Kryon 18/01/2015

    The screenshots of Dying Light suggest that it's set in a place with palm trees. Palm trees are generally restricted to tropical, subtropical, and warm temperate climates. Guess what? People do dress like that in hot weather. There is absolutely nothing controversial about this figure whatsoever. She is proportioned realistically and dressed appropriately for her environment. This SJW nonsense is just so laughably pathetic, it's like they actually don't want portrayals of women in games at all... Reply -1
  • Watch the Clock Tower spiritual successor NightyCry's first teaser

  • Kryon 04/01/2015

    @Karbonator I get that, but IMO using live action movie for a videogame teaser is like using a bicycle to advertise a new car, they may both have wheels but one doesn't represent the other at all. I don't feel I know anything more about this game after watching the teaser, and as I'm interested in the game (not a
    horror movie with a 10p budget) I feel I've wasted my time watching it.

    Yes, I'm grumpy, sorry.
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  • Kryon 03/01/2015

    Am I the only one who feels cheated when I come to see a teaser for a videogame but what I get is actually a really bad live action horror movie on a bag puss budget which gives me no idea what the game will play/look like? Yes I know it's a "teaser" and not a full trailer as such but at least tease me with the product you're actually intending to sell to me, jeez... Reply +4
  • Tekken 7 reveals Saudi Arabian character Shaheen

  • Kryon 03/01/2015

    In my opinion the character design is solid but generic and ultimately pretty boring, there's a slight bit of flair with his "cape" thing, but apart from that I don't feel there's anything new or exciting about this design. Reply +2
  • Final Fantasy 15 reveals first female version of mechanic Cid

  • Kryon 31/12/2014

    @VANGUARD-CAT OK, Looking at it in context do you think Vaan was dressed appropriately for a warrior? You see the thing is when you do look at FF character design in context you'll realise that they have always had characters (male and female) who're not dressed realistically for their role, and who're clearly designed to be sexually appealing to a certain demographic (in the past that demographic has usually been teenage girls).

    Regardless, the most unrealistic thing about the new Cid is not how she's dressed, it's the fact she's female at all. Women dressing revealingly is pretty common, women who go into engineering are extremely rare.
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  • Kryon 23/12/2014

    @hepaestus That's just the art style, in the official character bio it states she is Japanese. Try Kokoro for a more stereotypical Japanese looking character I guess. Reply 0
  • Kryon 23/12/2014

    @MrTomFTW What's a step too far for me is people with an agenda (which is quite frankly based on nothing)trying to stifle artistic freedom. If the devs want to make fantasy characters with large breasts I don't see a problem, just as I didn't see a problem with Vaan (A warrior) being the video game equivalent of Peter Andre in "mysterious girl". It's fantasy, and there's no proof that it harms anybody, so who cares? Not me. Reply +2
  • Kryon 23/12/2014

    @tobystrauss Have you ever thought that the majority of people here are gamers and not gender studies graduates? Meaning we actually don't care how feminists feel about the games they don't even play? Reply +2
  • Kryon 23/12/2014

    @MrTomFTW It's a fantasy game with fantasy in the title which has fantasy characters (which as I've shown have catered very much to the female sensibilities in the past). Sorry man, but I do not want "mature" character design in Final Fantasy, It's a game where you ride giant chickens for Gods sake... I'm just so glad Japanese devs don't seem to be bowing to SJW pressure, but hey, each to his own. Reply +3
  • Kryon 23/12/2014

    @hepaestus

    Japs have no problem sexualizing Western Women but Japanese women seem to be off-limits
    Erm... Really? :/

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  • Kryon 23/12/2014

    @VANGUARD-CAT

    because men and women aren't the same and have very different norms when it comes to fashion? Regardless, I'm pretty sure the game with the character below in it was taken pretty seriously, in fact I believe EG gave it a 10/10

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  • Kryon 23/12/2014

    OMFG a female character who's confident with her sexual appeal and flaunts it? How dare she! Cover her up at once, burn her for heresy and witchcraft. You know what EG, it's 2014, women can wear whatever they like, get with the times you misogynist pigs. Reply +7
  • Sony beefs up PS4 20th Anniversary Edition sales system after thousands use exploit to gain unfair advantage

  • Kryon 19/12/2014

    Meh, the white one is nicer anyway IMO. Reply +1
  • Sir Clive Sinclair crowdfunding new ZX Spectrum computer

  • Kryon 02/12/2014

    C64 was better. Reply -2
  • Eurogamer vs Tom Bramwell

  • Kryon 30/11/2014

    Honestly, I hope this means the site can finally return to being a space dedicated to gaming, rather than the violently anti-gamer, pro feminist nonsense we've seen recently, but yeah, I hope Tom is happy in whatever he chooses to do next, perhaps a job at Ms.Magazine or Feminista would be more suitable. Reply +3
  • Final Fantasy 13 series is coming to PC

  • Kryon 19/09/2014

    Ah I understand why they've done this, FFX was released in 2001, so they're now re-releasing FF13 to mark the 13 years since Square Enix made a good FF game.

    I'm not a hater, just a disillusioned fan of the franchise.
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  • Microsoft buys Mojang and Minecraft for $2.5bn

  • Kryon 15/09/2014

    @weebl

    Anyone not enjoying this news can thank the trolls and haters that Phil Fish got. Effectively they are making the lives of successful indie developers hell and it's no surprise that they are quitting the industry completely or selling up.
    Eh? I don't think Notch has ever said he's selling up because of twitter trolls. Indie devs (in general) don't receive any more hate or trolling than anyone else.

    People who are disliked receive more trolling, Phil Fish is strongly disliked by a lot of people, so there you have it. There's no conspiracy that I'm aware of to specifically single out indie devs and harass them.
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  • Editor's blog: I'm leaving Eurogamer later this year

  • Kryon 09/09/2014

    Well, while I strongly dislike Tom's feminist stance , I'm not one to hold a grudge, so Toodle pip, and good luck Bramwell, now hopefully Oli will steer the site away from the recent SJW nonsense and get back to talking about games instead of chastising us and telling us how terrible bewbz in games are (probably not, but I hope he does)... Reply 0
  • Editor's blog: A brief note about "GamerGate"

  • Kryon 05/09/2014

    @PlugMonkey I swear it's true, this is apparently what the average SJW looks like.

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  • Kryon 05/09/2014

    @PlugMonkey Well there's plenty of them here, I'd say the most obvious example in this thread is that DeLoftie guy, and yes I agree he probably does wank over unicorns, considering many SJW are also "bronies", god just saying "bronies" makes me want to puke lol Reply +1
  • Kryon 05/09/2014

    @PlugMonkey Well thanks, that was very profound or whatever, but I'm really not fighting at all, I was just asking if SJW guys do the five knuckle shuffle to porn or not, but nobody can answer me lol Reply +2
  • Kryon 04/09/2014

    @Guy.J.
    lol ok ill give you that then, but it is something I honestly wonder about, how can SJW guys complain about some cartoon woman with possibly a bit of silly boob jiggle in a game when they probably go home of an evening and bash one out over real women being objectified in the most extreme way possible..
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  • Kryon 04/09/2014

    @Guy.J.
    I'm pretty sure porn ruins more relationships than it fixes so that's a pretty invalid argument, but even if porn did help relationships does that mean sexually objectifying women is OK as long as it serves a purpose for you? lol.
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  • Kryon 04/09/2014

    @MrTomFTW Lol, well what's sexy is totally subjective I guess, but if sexual objectification in games is bad, then surely it's bad in any medium, so no porn for SJWs? Reply +1
  • Kryon 04/09/2014

    This is kinda off topic, but it's something I've wondered about a few times when reading comments from guys who're opposed to sexualised depictions of women in games... If and when they masturbate, what do they masturbate to?

    I get this frightening but amusing mental image of SJWs berating some kid for playing DoA Beach Volleyball while they themselves are furiously banging one out to some Brazilian fart porn, I'm just wondering, is that pretty accurate?
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  • Kryon 04/09/2014

    @superflyninja The fact is this letter *didn't* have to be put out here. In reality the vast majority of gamers (and people in general) already know that threats are bad mmkay, it's just going to rile the tiny minority who do make threats into behaving even more aggressively, but lets be honest, it's all about getting those clicks so who cares, most articles on this site have on average around 40 comments, maybe less. This one is verging on 900. Reply +1
  • Kryon 03/09/2014

    @TekMerc Well I get why you're "facepalming" if I'm honest I think that's the problem, why are you guys taking this nonsense so seriously? It's all tabloid bullshit, it's a clown show of epic proportions, so yeah I'm gonna take it all with a pinch of salt and make light of the situation, because that's genuinely how I feel about it... Reply +4
  • Kryon 03/09/2014

    @tiagoresende I just say it how I see it man :) Reply +1
  • Kryon 03/09/2014

    If I'm honest, a bunch of SJW feminists declaring that "gamers" are dead just makes me prouder than ever to identify as a gamer. These people do not deserve the moniker of gamer, so I'm glad they're distancing themselves from it.

    I've never made a threat online, I'm quite happy for an ex-porn star, turned feminist victim, turned cheating scoundrel (yes I would say the same thing about a man who cheated on his girlfriend)to make crappy "games" that look like a 1998 webpage, I also don't care if radfem nutjobs want to give one sided opinions on which ever medium they choose, it's all inconsequential, the fact is studios will continue to create games with explosions, violence and boobs until people stop buying them (which isn't going to happen). So my message to you social justice warriors is this, whine on, whine like you've never whined before, whine till the cows come home, your lament is the source of my power, your tears, the nectar I yearn to bathe in, whine on, for I AM A GAMER!
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  • Kryon 03/09/2014

    @Lateralus2001 Have you ever been on Tumblr? That's just how Tumblr feminism works... Reply +1
  • Kryon 03/09/2014

    Wow, yeah this DeLoftie character is a few sammiches short of a picnic, I'm hoping he's just a troll, but then I've seen exactly his brand of zealotry from plenty of other SJW types, specifically Tumblr feminists, so perhaps he's actually serious. Reply +7
  • Kryon 02/09/2014

    Guys, don't let Eurogamers overly patronizing nonsense upset you, you have to remember that games journalists are lowly paid peasants who generally aren't particularly intelligent or talented, that's why they talk about games instead of create them. They're just trying some very see through techniques here to cover their tracks, it's kinda akin to a kid loudly farting in assembly and blaming it on another kid.

    If I took anything these guys said seriously I'd probably get a bit annoyed about it, but basically sites like Eurogamer are on their last legs, everyone goes to youtube for gaming news now. This Tumblrfeminist/SJW clickbait fad infecting the gaming press is just their last *desperate* attempt to stay afloat in an age that is quickly forgetting them, so chillax, laugh and feel free to drink their tears as they die a slow and painful death. (P.S. This is not a death threat so please don't have a hissy fit or take to twitter to tell about how the mean ol' man on teh interwebs is harassing you)

    I'm aware the tone of this comment is a little insulting, but I feel you guys have been insulting us (gamers) for long enough now, so I don't feel in any way out of order returning the favour. Have a nice day :)
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  • Dead or Alive 5: Last Round announced for PS4 and Xbox One

  • Kryon 02/09/2014

    Considering Eurogamers recent "feminist/SJW" stance, I find it a little odd that they see fit to give games like this any coverage/promotion at all, seems rather counter-intuitive to their current feminist pandering politics. If the depictions of cartoon women in these games are "sooooo" damaging to real people, why publicize the game at all?

    I probably won't play this game, but I'll order a few copies just to make Tom cry.
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  • Why we need more developers like Zoe Quinn

  • Kryon 30/08/2014

    "Why we need more developers like Zoe Quinn"

    I'm just wondering who "we" is supposed to be? If you mean game journalists then sure, I can totally understand the sentiment, I mean it must be great having female indie devs who're willing to tickle your pickle for a 8/10, but if you mean "we" as in the gaming community, then I strongly disagree.
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  • Kryon 30/08/2014

    OppressionQuest

    The above game is far better and more realistic.
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  • Telltale's The Walking Dead: Season Three confirmed

  • Kryon 31/07/2014

    My only real issue with season two is that I find it pretty much impossible to get immersed in a story where a little girl is bossing around adults and taking the lead in such a way. If I were in a situation of life and death/survival I honestly wouldn't take much notice of what a kid was saying to me in this context, it just isn't possible for me to take it that seriously. The first season didn't have this problem... Reply 0
  • The Walking Dead: Amid the Ruins review

  • Kryon 25/07/2014

    I've been slightly disappointed with season 2 so far, don't get me wrong it's still awesome, just not quite as awesome as season 1 was. Reply +1
  • Nintendo reveals Zelda Wii U gameplay footage

  • Kryon 10/06/2014

    Future Wii U purchase confirmed. Reply +9
  • Microsoft to sell Xbox One without Kinect for 349

  • Kryon 14/05/2014

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  • UK budget could end 69p cheeky cheapies

  • Kryon 25/03/2014

    34.99 full-priced release will be 40.

    It should level the playing field between bricks and mortar shops and places like Amazon.
    I would have been in favour of this ten years ago, because I used to prefer buying my games in shops rather than online, but it's a little late now because all my local game stores have already closed down :/
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  • South Park: The Stick of Truth review

  • Kryon 04/03/2014

    @Dynasty2021 You sound a little jelly, maybe you need to go to jelly school. Reply +7
  • Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 review

  • Kryon 26/02/2014

    It's too much, too early, with too little meaningful context, and it's confused by a distinct hint of sexuality to the violence that the game's not capable of addressing in any meaningful or adult manner. (At least this meshes with the rest of the adventure, which unfailingly hands out many of its most graphic punishments to female baddies.)


    I know others have already cut you down for this nonsense but after playing through well over half the game I thought I'd add my opinion.

    1. The scene in question does not have any sexual undertones whatsoever, which is surprising because in many vampire movies & books they certainly have sexualised this type of scene at times, but not in this game, It was a scene of a hungry beast feeding, nothing more, unless you get a boner when you dish up the chappy to your pet dog I really don't understand how you saw anything 'sexual' here at all.

    2. As for women getting the most "graphic" punishments, I'd love you to elaborate on this because I haven't noticed that at all. The only thing I can say is that there seem to be quite a few female bosses in this game, and bosses always get the worst beat down. It's almost like you're trying to find sexism where there isn't any... I do find it rather amusing that you rip through thousands of male baddies, impaling, mutilating, stabbing them through the jaw, etc, but then you have to kill one or two females and you get your panties in a bunch and start crying "misogyny".

    I've also come to the conclusion that this is just another trashy click-bait article, the score is a joke, the vast majority of those who have bought the game seem to be loving it judging by the Steam reviews. Poor show, Christian Donlan.
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  • Kryon 26/02/2014

    I'm seriously not sure what this 5/10 business is about, been playing for about 6 hours now (PC version) and so far I'd give it a solid 8/10... Reply +3
  • Capcom addresses concern over lack of female characters in Deep Down

  • Kryon 21/02/2014

    @Retroid Yeah, fair play, I totally agree with that man, and as a non-white guy I do appreciate the chance to make my avatar look more like me in the games that offer it, but I don't get upset when it's not offered (which is usually the case) but your stance is totally reasonable and I don't disagree with you, I can also totally understand your Mrs being upset about Fable because for her it was a feature that she liked and it had been removed. You see if you wrote an article about it in the fair and rounded tone you've just spoken in you'd probably get away with it (lol well maybe, you might get one or two death threats but not too many), but I honestly do think Hillier was just on the click-bait bandwagon with her article, it's really a bad idea to ridicule a section of society you're trying to convert to a new way of thinking, even if some of them do deserve it... Reply +2
  • Kryon 21/02/2014

    @Retroid I'm not too sure there was that much sense in the first place really, I mean I doubt we'd ever see eye to eye on this subject, which is fine but I just don't think games aimed at a certain demographic have any real obligation to be inclusive. Just on a personal note, I've made a few indie games in my time and they're my creations, nobody has a right to dictate to me what my creative process or decisions should be. If you don't like my games, go make your own. I feel kinda passionately about that...

    I guess you could say it's unfortunate for the minority of women who support the 'hardcore' games market but only in the same way it's unfortunate for men who enjoy wearing stilettos, i.e. it's a minority of men who like wearing stilettos so they are not particularly well catered for within mainstream retail stores.

    OK, I know that's not the best comparison but you must kinda get where I'm coming from?

    I'd like to add, that I have no problem with games diversifying, and if the market demands that then it will happen over time, and that's totally cool in my book, but with the bias & attitudes pushed out by people like Hillier & Sarkeesian, they've already lost the battle as people just turn off and don't want to hear it, and honestly I don't really blame them.
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  • Kryon 20/02/2014

    @Retroid "We still don't live in an equal world, and if anyone points that out they get labeled a man-hater"

    I'm assuming the "man hater" comments were more to do with Hilliers comments about "drinking the tears of sniveling male worms", or whatever drivel it was she came out with. Just a thought.
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  • Microsoft slammed for sexist Xbox One ad

  • Kryon 30/11/2013

    This is really sad, Eurogamer used to be a good gaming site... I'm pleased to see the response to this article is overwhelmingly negative, which at least restores my faith in gamers but the article should never have been published here in the first place, poor show, EG, are things really so desperate that you have to rely on such obvious click-bait? Reply 0
  • iPad Air review

  • Kryon 26/11/2013

    The tablet is truly a thing of beauty, it's just a shame IOS7 runs so poorly on it. My girlfriend is still running IOS6 on her iPad 4 and it's much smoother/less stuttery performance than my Air, hopefully Apple will sort this out with updates but I can't lie, I find IOS7 a massive let down in its current state... Reply 0
  • YouTuber KSI dumped by Microsoft after Xbox One launch appearance

  • Kryon 26/11/2013

    @alspacka Well, if you actually read my initial comment I did clearly state that Lee's was indeed in the right in this specific situation. My dislike for him and my use of the word 'smarmy' have nothing to do with the views he expresses in regards to KSI (as I said Lee's was right here).

    I've spoken to Lee's on other issues regarding "objectification" in games, etc, etc, and I dislike his viewpoints on pretty much everything we discussed, IMO he's a typical 'team Sarkeesian' twat who I have no time for.

    You're right in that I use the term 'feminist' in a derogatory light, I strongly disagree with much of the ideology and I disbelieve that equality is the focus of modern feminism although that's a whole other discussion.
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