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• Duels of the Planeswalkers 2014 announced, Android version confirmed

• GuiltySpark 22/03/2013

  That teaser was possibly the worst thing I've ever seen. Reply 0

• Doom 3 BFG Edition won't support Oculus Rift at launch after all

• GuiltySpark 18/03/2013

  @LEEROY_UK At least I can, y'know, spell. Reply -2

• GuiltySpark 18/03/2013

  So what exactly does support this? Reply +14

• DayZ Standalone zombies shown on video for first time

• GuiltySpark 12/03/2013

  If I'd want to see a bunch of morons hanging out in a car park then I'd just look outside. Reply +14

• This is what the Sonic Dash endless runner looks like

• GuiltySpark 07/03/2013

  And there's me hoping for a sidescroller. Ah well. Reply +9

• Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon to include local multiplayer

• GuiltySpark 21/01/2013

  @king2001 Yeah, because Nintendo are usually so user friendly when it comes to multiplayer. Reply +3

• Free Ghost'n Goblins homage Maldita Castilla is a worthy spiritual successor

• GuiltySpark 14/12/2012

  @mannyYearsAgo Ah right. I hope people aren't thinking this was obvious. Reply +1

• GuiltySpark 14/12/2012

  In the good old days, this game wouldn't have been free : ) Reply +3

• GuiltySpark 14/12/2012

  @popej I'm aware of that ha, I just didn't know which key was fire! It doesn't tell you, I had to press every letter. Reply 0

• GuiltySpark 14/12/2012

  The game tells you to "press fire" to start. What fucking key is fire? Reply -28

• Wii U blitzes PS3 and 360 as the "greenest" console

• GuiltySpark 10/12/2012

  It costs less in energy because you're never gonna play the damn thing. Reply +21

• Man mods Wind Waker's pronouns to make Link a female role model

• GuiltySpark 09/11/2012

  @Tweakmonkey COULDN'T care less, COULDN'T CARE LESS Reply +27

• The Halo 4 launch trailer, courtesy of the director of Fight Club

• GuiltySpark 19/10/2012

  I absolutely love David Fincher. Despite the clip being pretty meh. Reply +12

• Sony sues Kevin Butler actor for advertising the Wii

• GuiltySpark 08/10/2012

  Bridgesteone. Reply +1

• Humble Indie Bundle 6 adds four new games, $135 value

• GuiltySpark 26/09/2012

  If I pay a quid for the humble bundle, it does not mean that that is it's value, it just means that I'm cheap and they're giving me the option to pay the lowest possible price, and most people will take that. Reply +10

• GuiltySpark 26/09/2012

  @killuminati2911 Erm, no. Reply +10

• Penny Arcade takes to Kickstarter to go ad-free

• GuiltySpark 10/07/2012

  41 comments and not one mentioning that they spelt entrepreneurs wrong? Reply +3

• Nintendo 3DS XL Circle Pad Pro confirmed

• GuiltySpark 28/06/2012

  Nintendo need to get their fucking act together, this is so stupendously stupid that it's hard to fathom.
  
  You can't make THE SAME DESIGN FAULT ON A NEW PIECE OF HARDWARE, AND FIX IT IN THE SAME STUPID WAY.
  
  Not implementing it into the revised handheld SHOULD mean that it is not really needed, but if it's not needed then why make a fucking add on for it? Reply +65

• Assassin's Creed 3 playable at Eurogamer Expo

• GuiltySpark 22/06/2012

  Rocksmith does not let you use a bass. Reply -1

• DayZ servers infected by botnet security breach

• GuiltySpark 11/06/2012

  @JayScott Because they didn't mean peruse. I AM GOING TO CAREFULLY READ INTO LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU is not what they meant. They clearly meant pursue. Reply +2

• GuiltySpark 11/06/2012

  @colicabd I'd prefer not to peruse this argument any further *Ahhhh running away* Reply +5

• GuiltySpark 11/06/2012

  Nice to see it's being dealt with by 15 year olds. Reply -32

• A deal between Sony and Gaikai doesn't exist, says David Perry

• GuiltySpark 07/06/2012

  All of this is completely pointless if they don't upgrade the UKs abysmal internet speeds. Reply +25

• New Super Mario Bros. U trailer

• GuiltySpark 05/06/2012

  I can't believe anyone can possibly be excited by this. Halo 4 and Gears 4 look exactly the same as the old ones, and so does Mario. Difference is, Mario has over a decade on those franchises.
  
  Someone needs to kick the industry up its arse. I swear Nintendo were hailed as innovators. Reply +7

• ZombiU Wii U gameplay trailer

• GuiltySpark 05/06/2012

  Looks like it is going to be wank, or a series of cutscenes with little interactivity. Though it is a Ubisoft launch title so I don't think anyone had their hopes up. Reply -1