Fixxxer • Comments

• Game Dev Tycoon forces those who pirate the game to unwittingly fail from piracy

• Fixxxer 29/04/2013

  @Fox89 Your point is valid but they could have at least differentiated the name a little. As it is it reeks of WarZ style brand hijacking. IP theft, if you will Reply +4

• New PlayStation 4 video shows off DualShock 4

• Fixxxer 25/04/2013

  Everything I've heard about the PS4 sounds great and it's definitely ahead of the next Xbox in my likely-to-buy list but I can't believe they're persisting with that shitty analogue stick placement. It was a bodge to begin with (shoving it on to the original PS1 controller in the only place they could) and it remains a bodge now. The 360 controller was a revelation for my tired hands after my PS2 and I'll definitely need to try this one before I can consider buying. It does at least look a little closer so it may be better. Reply -1

• Dark Souls worldwide sales total 2.3 million

• Fixxxer 12/04/2013

  Proud to say I bought this 56 times and therefore like it 54 times more than most of you supposed 'fans'. Reply +5

• Watch the Battlefield 4 trailer at 60FPS

• Fixxxer 01/04/2013

  Graphics not much of a progression. On that evidence the next generation will be mainly about better physics but that's no bad thing as it certainly helps with realism and immersion. Reply +1

• You can play BioShock Infinite's ultra hard 1999 Mode without completing the game

• Fixxxer 25/03/2013

  I grew up in the eighties and ninties and never knowingly encoutered the Konami code so am pretty bemused by its ubiquity.
  
  For me it was all about the Street Fighter code: down, right, up, left, Y, B, X, A Reply +4

• Skyrim composer takes to Kickstarter to fund classical symphony

• Fixxxer 15/03/2013

  Classical music? Get bent, dickbag! We're gamers and we like games and we only like your music when it's in games. Gaming! NEOW! PEW PEW PEW! Reply -2

• Saturday Soapbox: Voting with your wallets isn't the whole answer to abusive micro-transactions

• Fixxxer 02/03/2013

  @convoluted 'Reading between the lines': Text that is already there, albeit not explicitly.
  
  In other words, those were the words of Cliffy B, as I assume you were calling Tom unprofessional. Reply +5

• Sony considering £300 PS4 UK price, claims The Times

• Fixxxer 18/02/2013

  For that money you get just the base unit which is one controller and a piece of paper to draw your imagination games on. Reply +2

• Dual Shock 4 leak "genuine"

• Fixxxer 15/02/2013

  I'm really interested in going Sony over Microsoft next generation but if they keep that shitty dual shock design they can do one. Reaching over to the left thumb stick really hurts my hand.
  
  The dual shock design was a bodge to begin with so the fact they've kept it is bewildering. Reply -14

• Nintendo blocks Miiverse friend requests for gamers aged 12 and under

• Fixxxer 07/02/2013

  Speaking as a prominent local paedophile this news comes as quite a blow. Reply +8

• Activision offered Axl Rose his own game

• Fixxxer 05/02/2013

  Don't Cry Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare Reply +2

• Might & Magic: Duel of Champions review

• Fixxxer 04/02/2013

  Ever since Triple Triad I've felt like I could enjoy a game like this but have never played one. To geek or not to geek? Reply 0

• Wii U GamePad Android knock-off review

• Fixxxer 02/02/2013

  @Bluetooth a) He never said that he did
  b) Yes he can. Anyone can. Reply +4

• Why a world in crisis needs GTA now more than ever

• Fixxxer 01/02/2013

  Surely the 'How's that working out?' line was in relation to IOS vs Android rather than a shitty comment about Steve Jobs being dead?
  
  And the 'insanity' of austerity? It may be unwise, it may even be outright wrong, but it's definitely not insane. Reply 0

• Prison Architect Alpha 6 update sorts the most dangerous from the most in danger

• Fixxxer 30/01/2013

  I'm not sure it's even semantically possible to patch an alpha version. Reply +4

• Trials Evolution: Gold Edition crashes into PC in March

• Fixxxer 17/01/2013

  @Fallout AddictIVE! Reply +2

• The Interesting Sequels of 2013

• Fixxxer 04/01/2013

  LA not getting the same billing as San Francisco? You crazy, yo! Reply +3

• Developers' Most Anticipated Games of 2013

• Fixxxer 02/01/2013

  The Sick of Truth? Reply 0

• GameStop selling Far Cry, Far Cry 2 and Far Cry 3 for under a fiver

• Fixxxer 17/12/2012

  Neither of my cards are working. Both are saying 'SSL Verification Policy Failure'.
  
  I don't know if that's the fault of Verified by VISA but I'm going to blame it anyway because I hate it. Reply 0

• Dark Souls 2 director aims to make sequel more "straightforward" and "understandable"

• Fixxxer 10/12/2012

  Just put bonfires before boss fights, that's all I ask. Reply -20

• More people are playing Minecraft on XBLA than Modern Warfare 3 or FIFA 13

• Fixxxer 25/10/2012

  @frycrayola When can we expect TCFG? This quarter? Reply 0

• Blizzard uses Mists of Pandaria to take Warcraft back to its Orcs versus Humans roots

• Fixxxer 24/09/2012

  I'm always interested to note if anyone manages to say 'super excited' without sounding camp.
  
  I just can't see how it's possible. Reply +7

• Find out the truth about game reviews at Eurogamer Expo

• Fixxxer 24/09/2012

  Ten pounds says they're all crab people. Reply +5

• Football Manager 2013 introduces a "less time-consuming" Classic mode

• Fixxxer 06/09/2012

  I'm not sure I can get excited about a game where a headline feature is a more detailed application of taxation legislation. Reply 0

• FIFA 13 cover has Lionel Messi and... Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Joe Hart

• Fixxxer 20/08/2012

  Van Persie on the right.
  
  Er, or not. Ox and Hart. Reply +1