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  • Xbox One second-hand games will charge a fee to play

  • Douche 22/05/2013

    My bad, I'll join in with most and be completely unreasonable -

    I am DEFO buying a ps4 now!! Even though I haven't really seen shit about it and the console isn't released for another year!! Yay!!
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  • Douche 22/05/2013

    The negatively around Microsoft on the blogs is a bit nuts. The console has been announced one day. The 360 was pretty ace. Any chance we can give them a chance? Reply -3
  • This is what top-level COD competition ****ing looks like

  • Douche 21/03/2013

    Hilarious video. Nice work Eurogamer. Reply -1
  • Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn is more space soap than space opera

  • Douche 07/10/2012

    I rather liked it. Reply +2
  • Battlefield 3: the state of play

  • Douche 30/04/2012


    Interesting read. I get your point, however that doesn't take away from the fact that when i play operation metro i am genuinely thinking 'yep, this is pretty sweet.' I don't really care if the map is anti-battlefield - my original point wasn't about how good the map was for a traditional battlefield player.

    You are, of course, entitled to hate that map because of the undoubted restrictions on tactics and ways to play the game. I, however, enjoy the fact that it is infantry only, a bit hectic and non stop.
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  • Douche 27/04/2012


    You must be one of the people mentioned in the article then? You're in the minority but you complain like fuck and you're opinion receives more attention.
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  • Douche 27/04/2012

    Operation Metro is ace. Not because of the points - because of firefights. I am an ex COD player though.

    And maybe i am not 'hardcore' enough, but since the patch was released, i am yet to notice that much of difference. I certainly haven't thought 'this is what the game should have been like when it was released.'
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  • Battlefield 3: Close Quarters Preview: An All-Encompassing Expansion

  • Douche 14/03/2012

    Metro and Grand Bazar are two of my favourite maps so looking forward to this. What is the release date? Recall June from a previous article? Reply 0
  • Mass Effect 3 day one DLC From Ashes has Achievements

  • Douche 09/03/2012

    Just got my shiney new copy of Mass Effect 3 - shocked to discover i don't actually own the full experience. Now i am 800 points down and sitting like a prick waiting on DLC to download. Bullshit.

    Cheers EA you bunch of wankers.
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  • Mass Effect 3 Review

  • Douche 07/03/2012

    10 - sweet! Not reading anymore of the review for fear of spoilers! Reply 0
  • Battlefield 3: Close Quarters out in June, first of three add-ons

  • Douche 07/03/2012

    June? Fuck sake! Reply +9
  • Halo 4 Preview: Remaster Chief

  • Douche 05/03/2012

    Sounds pretty good.

    I do think they should make the left trigger aim down the sight though. And i would prefer if the Covenant and their weapons were kept to a minimal. Just me though.
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  • DICE shares Battlefield 3 patch notes ahead of release

  • Douche 23/02/2012

    Detailed. Good stuff.

    IGLA and Stinger disable an attack aircraft in 1 hit
    'Semiautomatic and automatic shotguns firing FRAG rounds now do slightly less splash damage.'
    'Fixed the Rate of Fire when the USAS and MK3A1 are equipped with FRAG rounds.'
    'Players should no longer take fall damage from short falls.'

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  • New Battlefield 3 patch fixes PS3 VOIP issues

  • Douche 07/02/2012

    If they have nerfed the USAS12 then happy days! Reply +2
  • Mass Effect 3 Preview: The Good Shepard?

  • Douche 03/02/2012


    I agree. I stopped reading.
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  • Inside Activision on the day Modern Warfare 3 leaked

  • Douche 19/01/2012


    I would be surprised if the leaked info said - 'it's exactly the same as the previous games!'

    I was quite looking forward to concluding the MW story even if the MW2 story was too over the top. I was hoping lessons would have been learned however the assurances from the developers that they would make the MW3 story a bit more low key turned out to be a load of bollocks. Not for me.
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  • Douche 19/01/2012

    I'd like to the take this oppurtunity to thank coolbritannia for being moronic enough to read the leaked info then post a massive spoiler on the comments section of the Eurogamer article without blanking it out.

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  • Metal Gear Rising playable demo at E3 2012

  • Douche 18/01/2012

    Trailer looks gash and did not like Bayonetta or Vanquish. Both were games where i really failed to see what everyone was so excited about.

    At least with my expectations significantly lowered i won't be so disappointed.
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  • Mass Effect 3 demo coming next month

  • Douche 18/01/2012

    Will try the multiplayer portion - won't be trying the single player as the game will be a day one for me anyways. Looking forward to this very much. Reply 0
  • DICE wants your feedback on Battlefield 3 accessories

  • Douche 04/01/2012

    What downside could you give to a grip? It's a grip!

    I think bullet damage in general may need looked at - the amount of times i have shot someone with like half a clip and they run away is pretty irratating.
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  • Bayonetta developer Platinum making Metal Gear: Rising

  • Douche 11/12/2011

    Had to force myself to finish Bayonetta and stopped playing Vanquish. Both hugely over rated in my opinion.

    This news has made me sad. I'll look forward to pants music, annoying characters and endless boss fights! Yay!
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  • Mass Effect 3 SP/MP demo in January

  • Douche 21/10/2011

    Don't need a demo to know i am pre ordering the shit out of this.

    Found the comment strange by someone (Oli?) on the Eurogamer podcast suggesting that the co-op mode should have been sold as a stand alone. Stop including all that conent Bioware - i want to pay more money!
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  • Gears 3 designer enters weapon debate

  • Douche 12/10/2011

    I hate the sawn off i must say. I can't remember the hiding around corners tatic being so common in the previous games. When someone runs through a hail of Lancer rounds and blasts you into a million bits, it is rather annoying.

    I don't find the Gnasher particulary over powered either.

    Great multi-player game though. Really enjoying it.
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  • Expo Extra: Oh No They Di'nt!

  • Douche 26/09/2011

    Very funny. Liked it.


    Lighten up mate
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  • Gears of War 3: Where's cheapest?

  • Douche 19/09/2011


    Sweet. I ordered from Blockbuster to - about a week ago. Hopefully it is there for me getting in from work.
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  • Digital Foundry vs. Gears of War 3

  • Douche 17/09/2011


    Mentioning the Wii, you are clearly on the wind up. Or maybe you are just that retarded. Who knows eh?

    Anyways, game looks pretty stunning. Roll on Tuesday.
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  • Gears of War 3

  • Douche 15/09/2011

    Just Cause 2 - 8
    Gears of War 3 (haven't played, of course) - 8

    Both Gears games so far have been in a different league from Just Cause. And 3 will be like the previous two with more features.

    I am very surprised, especially as Beast and Horde 2.0 sound and look rather ace.

    Personal opinion though. Looking forward to my pre order arriving.
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  • Battlefield 3 blasts out new teaser

  • Douche 09/09/2011

    It can't actually look like that can it?

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  • Modern Warfare 3 Multiplayer

  • Douche 05/09/2011


    Just write 'vehicles'.

    And, for me, the maps with choppers were the worst in Bad Company 2. I think there is an option for infantry only matches in Battlefield 3. Which is a good addition.

    MW and Battlefield multiplayer are pretty different experiences.
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  • Douche 05/09/2011

    Some decent changes there.

    Although i did have a bit of fun when the shotgun was a secondary weapon in MW2, it probably shouldn't be. The pointstreak system sounds like a good idea to.

    I think the game is pretty good value to be honest. 16 maps when the games ships is good, loads of game types and spec ops - can't complain.
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  • Bodycount

  • Douche 03/09/2011


    Ha ha nice pic. Couldn't get into Borderlands - only thought it was any good when i played co-op. I found the whole levelling up thing a bit tedious - at times having to shoot a rat thing or a bloke twenty times with a shotgun because i wasn't a cetain level.
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  • Douche 02/09/2011

    I thought the demo was decent. I wouldn't have gave the demo a 4. The review seems utterly at odds with the earlier hands on preview on this site which was pretty positive from what i remember.

    Of course it depends on who is reviewing the game, but some of the scores Eurogamer have awarded for average games - Borderlands, Just Cause 2 - make me suprised this scored a 4.
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  • Modern Warfare 3

  • Douche 01/09/2011


    I understand what you are saying, but it must be difficult to have two countries with advanced militarys being involved in a global conflict without including America, China or Russia.

    The game has to be as entertaining as possible - Tense Political Thriller: The Game wouldn't sell as well.

    The MW story is a bit mad though - am i correct in saying the Russians have taken over/ invaded all of Europe and America. That must be one mighty fine and gargantuan army they've got!


    I heard the constantly respawning enimies until a certain point is reached style was dropped for MW2 - could be wrong though.
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  • Douche 01/09/2011

    Has any shooter released recently done anything dramatically new though? As far as i can tell, Battliefield 3 won't be too different from BC2. Apart from jets, a few class changes and better graphics. Will still be awesome though. Looking forward tp both.

    Change is over rated.
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  • Deus Ex: Human Revolution

  • Douche 22/08/2011


    Good review to. No spoilers incase anyone was wondering.

    A lot of great games coming out. Need to get more cash from somewhere.
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  • Robert Bowling will buy Battlefield 3

  • Douche 19/07/2011

    Bloke from IW being the bigger man - who'd have thunk it!

    I'm buying both - no brainer for a shooter fan.
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  • MW3 multiplayer inspired by COD4

  • Douche 15/07/2011


    It has been getting old for ages. Right along with having a moan about the amount of COD articles after, you know, clicking on the story and writing a comment.

    Anyways, do we know if shotguns will be back as secondaries?
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  • Modern Warfare 3 to permit Party Chat

  • Douche 15/07/2011


    'ridiculous levels of racism and homophobia in every fucking online game '

    Which games do you play? I play online a lot, and i can't help but think that the supposed problem of racist and homophobic ‘chavs’ and ‘teenagers’ is severerly overstated.
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  • Battlefield 3

  • Douche 22/06/2011


    I've definately had a few totally shite games due to a team dominating with a helicpoter or two. The 'guided' rockets are shite to (unless i don't know how it use them). I try and use a turret to take down choppers.

    Prefer the maps with no helicopters though.
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  • Douche 22/06/2011

    'Bad Company 2’s maps were weighted away from the vast, open-ended maps of the mainline games and the multi-vehicle combat only played into a fraction of its selection. The narrow, defined paths of Downtown Paris suggest the same could be true here'

    I'm probably in the minority of Battlefield fans, but i hope the maps are similar to Bad Comapny 2's.

    Not sure about the combining of the Medic and Assault classes though.

    Anyways, looking forward to the games release.
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  • Mass Effect 3

  • Douche 08/06/2011


    I'm in the same boat as you. I was after a decent sci-fi game with a shit hot story. The fact that it wasn't a turn based RPG made me go for it. I didn't mind the RPG elements too much but i think they took away from the experience a bit.


    I don't get how it's dumbed down? That number is bigger than that number so i need to changed armour, gun, ammo is what it boils down to. Hardly rocket science.
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  • Douche 08/06/2011


    I totally recommend that. You'll probably end up enjoying the first game as well. Just save your game as often as you can.
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  • Douche 08/06/2011


    I'm not sure what a self contained story is. I enjoyed the story in the second game.


    I won't base my thoughts on the game from this forum - i thought the second games was fucking superb.

    The fact that half my team (including garrras! (lame) and the chick from the second game) died on the final mission was the icing on the cake because i know this didn't happen to everyone and will carry on to the next game. This should happen in more games.

    Or the fact that the Collectors were Protheans! Didn't see that coming either.
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  • Douche 08/06/2011


    I'm surprised at the amount of people who prefer the first to the second (on the ME comments thread anyway) - the amount of time spent in menus swapping ammo, guns and armour in the first game was nuts. The controls in the second game were a lot tighter as well and the graphics were superb.


    You need to play the second. It is the same as the first without all the time spent in the menus, better graphics and tighter controls. As mentioned above.
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  • Douche 08/06/2011

    The mass effect universe, characters and story has always been the best point about the games for me. As long as these elements are kept at the same level as the previous games I’m not too fussed.

    As the previewer mentions, it shouldn't come as a surprise that the third game is the most action orientated considering the point in the story we have reached.

    The biggest disappointment for me is that i won't be playing it till March.
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  • Ninja Gaiden III

  • Douche 08/06/2011

    'But beneath the stereotypes, Ninja Gaiden III enjoys many of the characteristics that, before Bayonetta at least, had made this Japan's premier hack and slash export.'

    Am i the only person who thought Bayonetta was complete pants? So many boss fights.
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  • Live Microsoft E3 Xbox conference

  • Douche 06/06/2011

    Is this page broke for everyone? Reply 0
  • Gruesome new Ninja Gaiden 3 screens

  • Douche 02/06/2011

    It might not be the prettiest, but if it is anything like as good as the first two i'll be getting this. Reply +1
  • Modern Warfare 3

  • Douche 27/05/2011


    I think the 'COD is played by complete assholes' is another issue that is completely overstated. There is certainly the odd idiot, but you mute him and move on.
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  • Douche 27/05/2011

    The comments directed at every MW article are utterly laughable. 100+ comments mostly about why the game is shit or BF is superior.

    Fucking yawn.

    How about letting people who enjoy and are interested in COD comment on the game instead of just posting the same tired, old shite every time.

    If not, the comments are always so high on these articles that there is going to be a deluge from now until release so enjoy!
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