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  • Football Manager 2017 Wonderkids ranked - hidden stats for the highest-potential players in FM17

  • Dgzter 08/11/2016

    To Madeira or GTFO :) Reply 0
  • PlayStation Store summer sale looks surprisingly good

  • Dgzter 28/07/2016

    @christinetaylorrinzl Yup, been waiting for Heavy Rain/Beyond to have a discount, so I'll definitely be picking that up tonight :) Reply +2
  • No, you don't need PlayStation Plus for No Man's Sky

  • Dgzter 25/07/2016

    Sony officials are enroute for tea, crumpets and discussions as we speak! Reply +8
  • Overwatch open beta had 9.7m players

  • Dgzter 12/05/2016

    Overplayed? ;) Reply 0
  • Performance Analysis: Doom beta on PS4 and Xbox One

  • Dgzter 20/04/2016

    Will be interested to see the PC analysis. Incidentally, I mentioned this in the DOOM thread as well, what the fuck is it with Bethesda PC games and mouse/input lag on the menus? Over the course of their last few titles, which I played across three different PC systems (1 x latop, 2 x desktops), it seems to constantly crop up. It's like moving the cursor through sludge when trying to negotiate the menus - had it in Skyrim, in FO4 and now in DOOM :( Reply +17
  • Star Wars Battlefront patch adds film grain, new map, mission

  • Dgzter 23/02/2016

    @WallyHale Ah but you need to realise: I am a complete scrub at these games, so I wouldn't take my perception as indicative of any objective quality :) Reply +6
  • Dgzter 23/02/2016

    For what it's worth I've really enjoyed Turning Point, so I'm happy they've opened it up on the other maps.

    I certainly don't regret purchasing Battlefront at launch; I've had tons of fun with it and I still play a couple of games most evenings.

    That being said, it is very much a fun side-attractions in FPS terms: I tend to go to Destiny (PS4) or Black Ops 3 (PC) when I want more 'serious' shooting action.
    Reply +6
  • Fallout 4 DLC revealed, season pass price hike announced

  • Dgzter 16/02/2016

    I don't know exactly what it was about Fallout 4, but it simply didn't gel with me. Picked it up at launch, sunk maybe 13-17 hours into it, but my interest evaporated so quickly. Honestly, I can't recall ever losing interest so soon and so rapidly in a game I had just purchased - I was left just feeling completely aimless and, dare I say, bored after 5 or so sessions.

    Very strange indeed; I thoroughly enjoyed Fallout 3, spent many many hours with it, likewise in the case of Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim, but for some reason this one didn't remotely leave an impression.

    I'll try again in a few months, I guess - I'm sure there must be something good in there...
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  • Microsoft announces subscription-based Minecraft for schools

  • Dgzter 19/01/2016

    Granny's Garden or GTFO! Reply +27
  • Video: Metal Gear's storyline explained just in time for Metal Gear Solid 5

  • Dgzter 21/08/2015


    Wonderful tag line; call me snake.
    Reply +4
  • More Star Wars titles are available on GOG

  • Dgzter 29/04/2015


    lol I loved Rebel Assualt 2 at the time.

    For Xmas one year when I was a kid, my Dad had to track down a copy in Tower Records in Glasgow (bottom of Union Street). He paid 70 for it. Jaysus.
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  • Discworld author Terry Pratchett dies aged 66

  • Dgzter 12/03/2015

    There is a scene in 'The Light Fantastic', if I recall correctly, where a particular wizard of Unseen University is trying his level best to ward off Death, who is undoubtedly on his way. It goes on for about four pages of in-depth description of all the charms and incantations he painstakingly lays out.

    The outcome to that particular scene still brings tears of laughter to my eyes even to this day (some 20 years later).
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  • Dgzter 12/03/2015


    Loved Discworld books throughout my teens; met TP twice, both times at Edinburgh book festivals in the 90s - a true gent. So sad.
    Reply +37
  • Raven's Cry review

  • Dgzter 13/02/2015

    @jabberwoky Indeed, but one wonders if an identical effect could be achieved with a more colourful tripartite reviewing system: 'Fuck Yeah!', 'Awrite', 'Gash', perhaps? Reply -1
  • Remember Sierra? Looks like it's coming back

  • Dgzter 08/08/2014

    Amagawd. I need a new Gabriel Knight, Phantasmagoria and Lighthouse please! Oh and Urban Runner and Police Quest: SWAT.

    God I LOVED Sierra! Mate and I used to take their game catalogue - the one included with each of their boxed games - to school and point out all the adventure games we wanted!
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  • World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor beta key giveaway

  • Dgzter 25/07/2014

    Got one! Awesome; lovely little treat before Friday pub sesh! Reply 0
  • 1999 adventure Outcast is getting remade, pending Kickstarter campaign

  • Dgzter 07/04/2014

    Absolutely loved Outcast when it came out :) I damn nearly failed my Physics Higher as I had stayed up after revising the night before in order to complete it. Reply +7
  • Remember Desert Strike? Meet Killstorm

  • Dgzter 28/03/2014

    Loved Desert, Jungle and Nuclear :) awesome stuff

    Still want a new Decap Attack though!
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  • Kickstarter Funding Unsuccessful for Ecco the Dolphin man Ed Annunziata

  • Dgzter 29/04/2013

    Hmmm, was their initial kickstarter video the one that was a load of pretentious shite? I seem to recall seeing something that was heavy on the verbose rhetoric and pseudo-intellectual terminology, but perhaps I'm thinking of something else.

    I quite liked Ecco back in the day. Was a youngster and there was something quite atmospheric by that ambient soundtrack on my cousin's TV/megadrive.
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  • Lord British launches Kickstarter for oldschool RPG Shroud of the Avatar: Forbidden Virtues

  • Dgzter 08/03/2013


    With the look Garriot is rocking that may not be too far off the mark.
    Reply +3
  • Dgzter 08/03/2013

    Loved Ultima when I was younger; played V on my Dad's work 'laptop' and have some very fond memories. Also remember getting Ascension on a later birthday and loving the box art and cloth maps. Yay for cloth maps!

    BTW what IS the deal with these kickstarter pitches and their autocue? I feel like I'm always being spoken to by someone that constantly squints over my shoulder (presumably in search of more intelligent conversation).
    Reply +1
  • Dgzter 08/03/2013

    Not sure I've got time for this with my Tabula Rasa addiction :( Reply +11
  • The Elder Scrolls Online preview leaked, detailed

  • Dgzter 04/05/2012

    Fucking Hero engine; what a joke...the only thing I can say in its favour is that it ruined SWTOR for me in record time, i.e. before I actually had to uncover the incredible depths of the game's banality for myself.

    On topic: this sounds utterly uninspired, by the numbers, and so, so , so unnecessary.
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  • WOW: Mists of Pandaria Preview: Blizzard's Eastern Promises

  • Dgzter 19/03/2012

    I played WoW since launch: 4.5 years solid, then sporadically after that (on and off for a few weeks/months etc.) due to RL responsibilities, and now I haven't even logged in over a year. I don't know if I outgrew the game or the game went in a direction that eventually put me off (although I tend to remember the fun times more than anything else), but there is absolutely nothing about MoP that makes me think about picking it up again when the time comes.

    The only possible exception would be for the sake of levelling up my old toon. I'm not even sure why, but maybe just to say he made it through from initial vanilla to the most recent iteration (again not even sure why this has the slightest residue of seeming important). I have no interest in the grindfest anymore; the constant dailies and faction grinding that seemed so important when I was a bit younger and really into the game just seems utterly wasteful and pointless now.

    I like MMOs and I think I could definitely get back into one in the future (time permitting etc), but every one I've tried since WoW failed to captivate me, most recently SWTOR. I think it would really need to be something massive that would bring me back.

    Had fun times though; hope those that still do enjoy the expansion.
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  • The Secret World screenshots uncovered

  • Dgzter 19/03/2012


    Really? I don't want to sound pessimistic but I have nothing but utter certainty that it is going to tank :( F2P in a year etc.

    MMO are simply a poisoned chalice atm (in my opinion ofc).
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  • Saturday Soapbox: What's In A Box?

  • Dgzter 17/03/2012

    I had completely forgotten about that Ultima IX map! Fantastic stuff :)

    Nice little piece of nostalgia; when I was 12/13 I remember going into HMV with my parents and convincing them to buy Gabriel Knight 2: The Beast Within. The box cover and FMV clips printed on the back were epic!

    Still my favourite game of ALL time.
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  • Star Wars: The Old Republic is free to play this weekend

  • Dgzter 13/03/2012


    This. Rombom has perfectly encapsulated my feelings towards SWTOR. It's a real shame.
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  • SWTOR Game Update 1.2 'Legacy' announced

  • Dgzter 06/03/2012

    Unsubbed after the first month due to the horrendous performance issues and abysmal engine optimization. Is there any improvement? I quite liked the story, but getting to the level cap was really where it died for me. Reply 0
  • Assassin's Creed 3 reveal trailer

  • Dgzter 06/03/2012

    I couldn't give a fuck who I'm killing if it's suitably narratively contextual, but this was woefully 'Meh' in my honest opinion. The setting doesn't interest me and the over-arching story narrative was already weak at best, so my desire to see it out is minimum, especially when coupled with my lack of enthusiasm about the thrust forward in the historical timeline. The series should have stayed within the boundaries of the crusades or at the very least in the Middle Ages; I just really hope we aren't going to find the ultimate AC denouement in a fucking modernized setting a few years from now. What a waste of a great original premise. Reply +2
  • New Skyrim PC update goes live

  • Dgzter 29/02/2012


    Coming from the most nauseating, salivating SWTOR fanboy I've ever had the misfortune to come across on the internet this is fucking priceless.

    Good job champ.
    Reply +8
  • BioWare to hold Star Wars: The Old Republic Guild Summit

  • Dgzter 01/02/2012


    You're a fucking retard mate. I actually like the game, but your slebbering, stomach-cringing fanboyism on these forums is simply nauseating. Just because you don't happen to be suffering the crippling performance issues that many others are doesn't invalidate them.

    I've managed to soldier through with the single-player so far (FPs, WZs, OPs etc are all completely unplayable for me), but they won't keep my subscription if they don't address some of the abysmal performance issues (memory leaks, low gpu & cpu usage etc.).

    Oh, and I've actually not been able to play for 4 days now: tried to get off on a particular planet to do a quest but get constantly stuck on the loading screen for said planet. Would be real nice if Customer Service could get back to me on this issue...in the next few weeks or so.
    Reply +5
  • More SWTOR controversy as unsubscribe tab disappears

  • Dgzter 19/01/2012

    Thankfully I cancelled mine only a few days after launch; I enjoy the game but can only viably play the solo-content due to horrendous performance issues (low fps, micro-stuttering etc), which simply does not justify a monthly sub.

    I'll be happy to return if they optimize the engine, eradicate the memory leaks and find a solution to the low GPU usage, but until then...

    The forums are still absolutely fuming with people, with PCs ranging from low-end to NASA-grade, that are having basic issues with performance and playability (the chap from Bioware's invented '5%' remark is looking more cringeworthy day by day), so the fact that they managed to roll out a patch that has degraded performance even further, coupled with introducting several new bugs and potential exploits, right before the initial 30-day period runs out, is absolutely lamentable.

    I'm actually still a bit surprised that the performance issues aren't getting more press - it may only be affecting a minority, but the size of that group seems to be growing minute by minute (12th iteration of the 'Horrid FPS' thread on their forums?).
    Reply +12
  • BioWare responds to SWTOR performance issues

  • Dgzter 09/01/2012

    The 'interior fps' issue is just the tip of the iceberg though. The majority of people posting in the relevant thread on their forum are reporting abysmal fps all over the place: PvE zones, Flashpoints, Heroic Areas, Warzones etc. Reply +4
  • SWTOR patch 1.1 notes: new content

  • Dgzter 09/01/2012

    Still no fix for the horrendous FPS issues suffered by many - I believe the relevant thread on their Customer Support forum is now in its 8th iteration.

    The heroengine they are using is poorly optimized and sadly I wont be subbing after the initial 30 days has passed unless they address this issue - shame really, I've really enjoyed what I've seen, and the small parts that have been remotely playable for me, so for.
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  • Fallout: New Vegas dev announces South Park RPG

  • Dgzter 02/12/2011

    I'm sure it will be awesome. In fact, I'm not even just sure, I'm HIV-positive! Reply 0
  • Capcom: Resident Evil 4 and 5 didn't ditch horror

  • Dgzter 01/11/2011

    Resident Evil is truly one of my favourite games; I've played through it so many times, for nostalgia, for scares, for speed runs, for knife runs, for kicks. The game exhilarates me in ways that I can't really describe, perhaps can't even justify. It has a special place in my gaming heart (along with Gabriel Knight: The Beast Within). There is something about the premise, the structure, the gameplay, the monsters, the typewriter save system, the pseudo-mythology, the B-movie acting and voiceovers, the basic lateral-thinking puzzles, and the frantic conservation of ammo that captivates me. And, of course, the music: the theme for the Save Room - I'm a fucking agnostic, but if there is a heaven THAT's the tune that would be on repeat!

    I can still feel that heartbeat in Resi 2; it's a dim echo of a forgotten past in 3 and Code: Veronica. In 4 and 5, it's the haunting presence of an exemplary forbear, forever frustrated behind the veil of history, looking crestfallenly on the banal mediocrity of its progeny, leaving us with only this profound, whispered sentiment: they're fucking shite!
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  • Stunning Final Fantasy 13-2 screenshots

  • Dgzter 27/10/2011

    Utter pish! Stunning? Really? Each to their own I suppose.

    I can barely remember the last time an FF game interested me. That's my own failing I suspect, but recent iterations do 'criminally' little to draw me back. And this? No thanks.
    Reply -3
  • Rochard

  • Dgzter 05/10/2011

    He being fast E shush Reply +1
  • Deus Ex: Human Revolution video talkthrough

  • Dgzter 25/08/2011

    Really liked this approach; look forward to something similar for Dark Souls and Skyrim! Reply +5
  • Rift

  • Dgzter 14/03/2011

    Was a tad surprised by the score: read like a 9/10. Although I suppose it's always a bit difficult reviewing an MMO so soon after launch. I must admit I'm interested, but I fear my XPS M1530 would struggle woefully to play it :( Reply 0
  • Uncharted 3 bad guy is a woman

  • Dgzter 08/03/2011

    I fucking LOVE Helen Mirren. Ah, watching Excalibur as a child in the late eighties...good times! Reply +3
  • Doctor Who MMO announced

  • Dgzter 24/02/2011

    I hate to be a pessimist, but you can just sense this will be fucking balls! As the chap said above, failure written all over it.

    Edited for a comma splice. Gah!
    Reply +4
  • Out This Week 25/02/2011

  • Dgzter 21/02/2011

    Really looking forward to Gray Matter actually! I'd imagine it will come in as a 7 /10, but I really liked the demo and love JJs previous work.

    qq on the lack of GK4 mind you :(
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  • Telltale to revive King's Quest series

  • Dgzter 19/02/2011

    Any word on when we can expect the Gray Matter review? I liked the demo, even though I'd have preferred a GK4. Reply +1
  • Dear Esther

  • Dgzter 17/02/2011

    @stephenb: you surely mean shaped like a thingy?

    Nice piece and the screenshots look spectacular. I'm definitely intrigued.
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  • First LA Noire gameplay trailer

  • Dgzter 12/02/2011

    +10 points for the Bladerunner idea. Would be epic! Reply 0
  • Latest Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim screens

  • Dgzter 12/02/2011

    I actually agree about the 2 UIs. It seems quite small and pedantic, but having a clumsy, blocky UI on my PC game, which was clearly designed for a console version, really fucking annoys me.

    With regards to Elder Scrolls in general, I'm a bit of a cliche: loved Morrowind, but could never really get into Oblivion. The level scaling, ultimately empty world and fast travel put me on the wrong footing from the start.
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  • Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars - Director's Cut

  • Dgzter 23/02/2010

    Classic game!

    WRU Gabriel Knight qq
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  • Heavy Rain's David Cage

  • Dgzter 17/02/2010

    Erm...no. I have absolutely no desire to bring the matter of your sexuality into this. Why would I? Unless you're of the opinion that any proponent of feminism, or indeed anyone intrested in discussing certain issues through the lens of feminism, is homosexual? Or worse, you actually think that I hold such contentions? On either count you are in error.

    You ask what could be in the narrative context to justify the way the scene is shot. The truth is we don't know yet and therefore I shall reserve judgement. Perhaps you'll be proved correct and the scene will be inappropriate and gratuitous. Perhaps not and it will be justified, potentially even argued to be an attempt at social commentary. Perhaps, as Mr Bigglesworth suggests, Cage is simply not as gifted a director and the scene suffers for this. Either way I believe it is doing the game, Mr Cage, and perhaps even yourself, a disservice to dismiss the game off the cuff for what is ultimately, at this stage, conjecture. Just my opinion of course.
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  • Dgzter 17/02/2010

    While I'll concede that Cage often gets carried away with his rhetoric, I disagree that he is undermining himself with the examples you cite. In my opinion giving literary construction to issues such as the objectification of a female character is perfectly legitimate provided it is in a justifiable narrative context.

    Has it crossed your mind that perhaps by employing scenes as mundane as the character taking a piss or being forced into a sleazy striptease Cage could be attempting to provide commentary on the banality of said objectification? I'm not actually arguing this is the case, and perhaps I'm giving Cage too much credit, but I'm certainly not going to dismiss the title based on the fact that a few scenes from the game, taken in isolation and analysed without context, have prompted certain people to call Cage a mysoginist and disregard his game as purile teenage sexism.
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