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• In-game ads don't work - survey

• CerealKey 22/12/2006

  They need to sponsor something for visually attractive like explosions.
  
  "*Booom* brought you by Chrysler"
  
  or things that are useful
  
  /players runs over health pack
  
  "Ahh, I feel better. Thanks! McDonalds!" Reply 0

• Sony admits blog was fake

• CerealKey 14/12/2006

  Plonkers Reply 0

• EA seeks football fans

• CerealKey 16/03/2006

  Pro Evo uses the SI database doesn't it? Reply 0

• New Xbox 360 snippets

• CerealKey 22/04/2005

  My cat says this will own your mind like the sea owns the world and Microsoft is the moon pulling its tides.
  
  Or as he put it: "Meow!"
  
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• Namco signs deal for Peanuts

• CerealKey 22/04/2005

  " Must admit I found the tv show depressing."
  
  It is depressing, these are kids with the burden of life squarely weighted on their shoulders. It's great!
  
  Can't believe no-one did the Good Grief! gag though. Reply 0

• 187 Ride or Die

• CerealKey 30/03/2005

  Dear Mrs Clinton,
  
  The computer gaming industry needs your help, not in banning the GTA series...but by stemming the flow of clones that follow in its wake. Reply 0

• Warren Spector leaves Ion Storm

• CerealKey 09/11/2004

  I think in the light of Splinter Cell, Hitman is looking a bit weak. And letting Uwe Boll have the rights to make a film on the IP is a bit like handing an undertaker a hammer and nails. Reply 0

• Vampire The Masquerade : Redemption

• CerealKey 09/10/2004

  Oooh I found a CD-Key when I was walking in town the other day. Do you live in Edinburgh? Reply 0

• Survive 9/11 in new disaster game

• CerealKey 06/10/2004

  If the press stopped reporting about games like this then the companies wouldn't receive the press that they so desperately want for their shit game. Reply 0

• Doom III: Single-Player

• CerealKey 07/08/2004

  Well I certainly won't be buying the Doom III Text Adventure then. Reply 0

• Kristanna Loken signs on for BloodRayne film

• CerealKey 04/08/2004

  Poor girl, what a career. She should fire her manager.
  
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• GoldenEye creator plans to discuss his experience

• CerealKey 02/08/2004

  Thief!
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• Ageing Gracefully

• CerealKey 25/07/2004

  Daryoon,
  
  Maybe their contact with the New Line offices is:
  
  "Hi is that New Line? Ha Ha Ha this is EA were fucking over your rights and making nothing like the books or the film. Ha Ha Ha. See you losers." Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  
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• The Man With The Golden Licence

• CerealKey 23/07/2004

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  Shite, that's all this is. Made by a company that doesn't know where it is going. Contract Jack anyone? Reply 0

• The Rock could star in Doom movie

• CerealKey 09/07/2004

  Well he doesn't shoot anyone in Welcome to the Jungle until right at the very end, after he protests during the film that things turn nasty with guns, and lays waste to an entire village of gunmen with a shotgun and various other guns. Reply 0

• CerealKey 08/07/2004

  The Rock is a decent actor, he's got charm, stars in films where shit blows up and he isn't as limp as a lettuce (Ben Affleck I'm looking at you). Thank God Vin Diesel et al types are back. Reply 0

• Dini slams industry's failure to champion talent

• CerealKey 08/07/2004

  I can see what he's saying. But I can also see that Pro Evo and FIFA are great games.
  
  And all the 'name' developers more often fail to deliver on their promises (Romero, Gard, Molyneux, Smart, Newell). So it just gives you a name to slag off when the shit hits the fan.
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• Leisure Suit Larry to rise again

• CerealKey 29/10/2003

  Poor Al Lowe.
  
  Well I can't wait some raucous sexual hijinks. Reply 0

• Xbox pushes Cube back into third place

• CerealKey 28/10/2003

  Isn't bonfire night next month? Reply 0

• UK Charts: FIFA shoots to No.1

• CerealKey 28/10/2003

  Commandos 3: I remember when a game like that would hit the top spot. It goes to show, you make things too hard and they just aren't worth getting. Reply 0

• Worms 3D

• CerealKey 27/10/2003

  Oh and I should mention that I really enjoyed this when I had a go.
  
  But when I played it on the PS2, there seemed to be no option to each have individual controllers, it was more of a hot-controller dynamic. Has this been added? Reply 0

• CerealKey 27/10/2003

  "Surprising result for, what is, a dead horse."
  
  You could say the same about Rollercoaster Tycoon 2.
  
  /Runs away/ Reply 0

• Contract JACK demo

• CerealKey 27/10/2003

  For God's sake, what is the deal with people messing around with demos?
  
  
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• DRIV3R

• CerealKey 25/10/2003

  It's out next June.
  
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  CerealKey - Team Leader - Sony Human Interest Team Reply 0

• Less Is More

• CerealKey 24/10/2003

  Not less gameplay but less game.
  
  Always leave them wanting more, but you don't get that when you haven't finished a game. When the sequel comes around I just think: "Well, I didn't finish the last one. So maybe I should get around to finishing that first." Reply 0