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  • Editor's blog: How the Top 50 works

  • Carrybagma 16/12/2008

    Have any of you been caught picking your nose while composing a review?



    Do any of you hate beta keys giveaways, but daren't say anything in case Rupert puts pins on your chairs?



    Do any of you have secret sock accounts with which to post rude comments about other reviewers?



    How much dust is on your Wiis?
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  • Carrybagma 16/12/2008

    Oh! How about FORCING your peeps to write a bog reviewing their year - however brief? That way, we'll get to know more about them, and hopefully condemn them (and this site) forever for either owning XBOXEN or PLAYESTATIEN. Reply 0
  • Carrybagma 16/12/2008

    Top ten tips for top tens:



    1. As any fule kno

    2. XBOXES and PLAEYSTATIONS :oD

    3. It's completely wrong and stupid every time you do it.

    4. Publish your secret formula, so we can say it's completely wrong and stupid.

    5. You're evil and wrong. At the same time. In the same sentence.

    6. Actually, I have nothing constructive to write.

    7. Errr.

    8. And

    9. that's

    10. it.

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  • Devs go bonkers for DSi storage

  • Carrybagma 12/12/2008

    Just logged on for the first time in ages.



    No Alien Breed on DS???? Awwwwwhttp://www. Gutted.
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  • Carrybagma 03/10/2008

    BTW - I really don't expect Nintendo to allow video chat. Imagine the child-grooming stories the Daily Mail would make up. Reply 0
  • Carrybagma 03/10/2008

    @spadge (and moggsy): My argument is that it's a portable game console! I can't imagine anyone expecting to make serious use of the camera, therefore .3MP seems adequate and keeps cost down. Anyone for whom pictures are important would surely want something more suitable, like a decent phone camera or a real camera. I bet that 98% of all pictures taken on a DSi simply get overwritten or forgotten about. Actually, reading it again, I quite simply agree with what you wrote just prior to that reply.



    Anyway. Alien Breed on DSi then! Woooooo!



    I'm a bit worried about what you said about piracy on the DS. It indicates (to me) that the DS is not the preferred platform for the new Alien Breed. DS Ware maybe?
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  • Carrybagma 03/10/2008

    I don't see the point in anything more than .3MP (a common spec), because the DS screens can't display anything near that anyway. Who'd seriously want to use a DS for taking pictures anyway? David Bailey? Reply 0
  • Family Trainer

  • Carrybagma 01/10/2008

    Twister does spring to mind - excruciatingly embarassing or huge, daft fun, depending on your pov. Or depending on how drunk you are.



    Hang about - in how many Wii game reviews has Ellie advocated alcohol assistance now?
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  • Nintendo making own Wii Jog peripheral?

  • Carrybagma 30/09/2008

    If there's anything worse than a 360 troll trolling in the Wii threads, it's 360 thread Wii troll trolling the 360 trolls trolling in the Wii threads.



    :o)
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  • Xbox Live still down for maintenance

  • Carrybagma 30/09/2008

    It's all going wrong. They're deciding whether to backout, carry on for a few days longer, or bring it all up now using temporary Miis. Reply 0
  • Rock Band 2 to get Red Hot Chilis' album

  • Carrybagma 29/09/2008

    :'oD Reply 0
  • Carrybagma 29/09/2008

    Its

    my

    Aer

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    plane
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  • Carrybagma 29/09/2008

    Hang about - if you own the album already, you still have to pay 13.60 just to play along with it? Am I missing something here? (Not having played RB)



    I'd vote for 'Aeroplane' as my favourite, jolly-sing-along RHCP song.
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  • Is the press to blame for Jack Thompson?

  • Carrybagma 29/09/2008

    So.



    Who's next?
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  • Maddie is a character in Halo 3 game

  • Carrybagma 29/09/2008

    "All the characters in our game, which takes place 500 years in the future, are completely fictional. In this case, real-world events that occurred during game development have led to an unintended public context for this character," he added.



    Is he trying to claim that the MC is fictional? That is an outrageous slur. He should retract that comment and apologise to the legions of Halo fanboys for whom MC is as real as fresh air. How dare he? Why, I have named my newborn daughter 'Master Chief' and made her a polymolydodadedem cot. Out of plywood.



    nngnnggh
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  • Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest

  • Carrybagma 29/09/2008

    Ohhh wicked.



    Ta very much, ThwartedEfforts. I shall try that later. (is it on-line, or really faithful too the original :o)
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  • Carrybagma 19/09/2008

    Never played Darwinia. PC was too crap even for that, so an XBLA outing is great.



    Chaos was an influence on it? I'm amazed!



    Is there anything remotely like Chaos out there as freeware/online game? Laser Squad Nemesis was good, but I'd prefer the simplicity of Laser Squad (and the lack of subsciption..)
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  • Europe gets Xbox 360 price cut

  • Carrybagma 18/09/2008

    SO. ANYWAY.



    Mentioned this elsewhere to someone who's looking to buy a 360 soon, so I might as well stick it here:



    These price cuts are almost certainly preceeding the release of the next revision - Jasper. Give it until October before news gets out, I reckon.
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  • Afrika

  • Carrybagma 18/09/2008

    It's just a shame that Ellie had to visit TardSchool in order find a suitable comment to build the review around. Couldn't someone here have done the job? This place has gone to the dogs. Reply -2
  • 'Google to buy Valve' report "speculation"

  • Carrybagma 17/09/2008

    @lefizz: I agree. It may publish bollocks now and then (solar panelzzz), but it's as entertaining as IT news gets. I do like reading CharlieD's stuff - he can go off on a pointless rant sometimes, but other times he's just plain well-informed. This business with the Nvidia duff chips for example - he saw smoke and called them out on it, defying the green fanbois and treading where most IT journalism fears to tread (lawsuit territory). At the same time, we've learned a lot more about how the process of making works; so even he was wrong, he's been informative.



    I suspect there's more to this Valve story. After all, since when did large companies confirm leaks ahead of important announcements? How many times have Microsoft denied price custs on 360s in the different regions this year? It may be some weeks or months before something actually happens though.
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  • Team 17 making more Alien Breed

  • Carrybagma 15/09/2008

    Hey Rob - if want to get the news while it's *H*O*T* then you should start reading the forum:



    http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?art...


    Martyn Brown said "It's not a port/upgrade. A whole new deal, with the flavour and vibe of the original, 17years on :-)) Not a FPS either."



    A top-down affair on the DS with pen and D-pad would rock my boat.



    :oD
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  • WiiWare and Virtual Console Roundup

  • Carrybagma 03/09/2008

    Nice pile of crap there.

    Compact, but humming.
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  • Vote for your Eurogamer t-shirts

  • Carrybagma 03/09/2008

    They actually did it???..



    :-O



    Well, Hooray for curtains!
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  • Konami's Hideo Kojima

  • Carrybagma 28/08/2008

    @SteveHiggins: Hey, man, you don't talk to Kojima-san. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say hello to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you, and he won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say do you know that if is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you -- I mean I'm no, I can't -- I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's, he's a great man. Reply 0
  • Carrybagma 27/08/2008

    Fuck me - you've missed a headline there:



    "Hideo Kojima thinks Gears of War 2 will be epic"



    :oD
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  • Gears of War books on the way

  • Carrybagma 21/07/2008

    How awful.



    Come back Trekkies - all is forgiven.
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  • UK gaming more popular than ever

  • Carrybagma 14/07/2008

    So, are PC s/w sales actually declining or just not growing as fast console s/w sales? Reply 0
  • BioWare spills Dragon Age details

  • Carrybagma 14/07/2008

    Bugger this. Where's KOTOR III? That's what everyone wants to know, right? Reply 0
  • Wii an "expensive niche" says Sony boss

  • Carrybagma 14/07/2008

    What the fuck? The PS3 has less users and is more expensive. How the fuck can he say that? It doesn't make sense to say that when you're the guy selling the least consoles at the highest price.



    It's KenK's birthday today, and all Sony execs are required to celebrate by making things up. You'll hear how the Wii has failed to sell later, and that the 360 has no popular games, and that all PS3 games are 1080p etc etc. Zzz.
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  • Don King Presents: Prizefighter

  • Carrybagma 14/06/2008

    A waste of a second review page. Reply -1
  • Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

  • Carrybagma 31/05/2008

    Anyone actually read through all the comments? If so, please copy and paste all the funny bits into a separate post. Ta! Reply 0
  • Mario Kart Wii

  • Carrybagma 27/03/2008

    ^

    |



    Fair comment. Hard to justify reviewing any game on your own/offline these days, especially a game on a party/social console like the Wii. Bad Oli.



    How does EG punish errant reviewers these days anyway?
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  • Carrybagma 21/03/2008

    Mario Fart!

    :oD @LeD



    This is Double-Dash with bikes and a plastic gimmick, right?

    Should have got 6/10 really. Halo is so much better.

    Can't wait for Gears of War 2!
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  • Valve will "never abandon" Counter-Strike

  • Carrybagma 04/03/2008

    HL2:Ep3

    Half-Life1 (source)

    CS (source/redux)



    All in one box. That would be very nice.
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  • LittleBigPlanet

  • Carrybagma 03/03/2008

    Did you have to,

    did you have to let it linger.
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  • 360 sales double PS3 in US

  • Carrybagma 17/12/2007

    Wow.



    Kockroach has put an amazing amount of effort into fucking up so many Wii and PS3 threads. Where does he find the time? I'm just as surprised that no-one complained about him, they make such awful reading.
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  • Carrybagma 17/12/2007

    Coo - it's been so long since I've been on EG, and longer still since I posted a comment. However, I read this article the other day, and was reminded of the Master Spaz - Krybaby. It seemed worthy of a chuckle, so I thought I'd share it with you (mostly) good people.



    :o)
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  • Super Mario Galaxy

  • Carrybagma 17/12/2007

    What an awful thread. I'm almost sorry to bump it, but...



    @anyone: Does Krybaby really run an anti-Wii webpage? How sad. However, I'm sure I could have some fun with it, so pleeease someone, post the URL here.. :o)
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  • Tell everyone about your Wii

  • Carrybagma 11/10/2007

    Great idea.

    Great article.

    Great comments thread.
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  • Portal

  • Carrybagma 10/10/2007

    :o) Reply 0
  • Carrybagma 10/10/2007

    @bonker: I think so. A FP environment, but you have no weapons. Reply 0
  • Carrybagma 10/10/2007

    Ohh wonderful.



    Is this the first First Person Puzzler?? I look forward to some silly categorisation arguments. :o)



    @disc: How much did you pay for it?
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  • Wii Fit date, bikes in Mario Kart

  • Carrybagma 10/10/2007

    DS download service? Oh, now that's something interesting. Reply 0
  • Wow factor has gone - Molyneux

  • Carrybagma 10/10/2007

    /forrages for 'wow' in RedEye's pants

    /finds nothing



    :o)



    I get the impression that PM only ever goes 'Wow' when he looks at his own games.
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  • The Orange Box

  • Carrybagma 10/10/2007

    Best retail gaming package of all time? What astonishing value.



    I'm gob-smacked by it apparently being in 1080p too. Can someone confirm this?



    I've got the 1080p and the surround - I just need a copy of this an a 360 to be deliriously happy. I've put off playing HL2 for years, waiting until I got a decent PC sorted out in order to enjoy it at it's best - this package makes it worth the wait. My crap PC lives to cough another day.
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  • Gran Turismo 5 Prologue

  • Carrybagma 10/10/2007

    spazzzzlol



    You are such a boring cunt.



    Every thread you post in inevitably turns to shit. You seem to thrive in shit - is it your natural environment? Or is it your lack of 'special needs' education? This site may have information which could help you with your condition. Why not get your parents to look at it?



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  • Wii Remote Jacket available now

  • Carrybagma 10/10/2007

    gratuatious



    :o)
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  • Carrybagma 10/10/2007

    dull

    dull

    dull



    I checked back for this? What a waste of time. You are a product of 'special needs' lessons.
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  • Carrybagma 04/10/2007

    Dear oh dear. Now then Krybaby, I'm sure I've told you this before, but you couldn't 'own' a gerbil. All your posts are full of the foul-smelling bile normally associated with cockroaches. You're a dullard!



    Keep fishing around on the Internet for something something nasty to say, bu the way. You clearly haven't had an original thought in your sad life.

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  • Orcs & Elves

  • Carrybagma 04/10/2007

    spazlol



    Can't you come up with anything remotely original? Did you suffer a brain haemorrhage when you were born? Is that why you're such a witless spaz?



    Krybaby
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