B0rked_Gamer • Comments

• Hawken art prank changes CEO's mind about scantily clad women

• B0rked_Gamer 16/05/2013

  "turn this damn industry into the environment we want it to be"
  
  Hmm...
  
  Guys just stop hanging up pictures of scantily-clad women, it's juvenile. Grow up.
  
  Having said that, don't let women totally take over the working environment otherwise you'll end up getting fired for making jokes about pencils or whatever. Reply -2

• The quest for Shadow of the Colossus' last big secret

• B0rked_Gamer 02/05/2013

  I used to chat to Agro like he was real. My special lovely horse. :D
  
  Hm. Reply +1

• Vlambeer cloned again with shameless Luftrausers rip-off

• B0rked_Gamer 23/04/2013

  Ha, the official SkyFar trailer has been made private. :D Reply +1

• This is what top-level COD competition ****ing looks like

• B0rked_Gamer 21/03/2013

  my cod k/d ratio is 4.46 CAN I APPLY ? :D Reply -11

• Square Enix "investigating" after Tesco stores break Tomb Raider street date

• B0rked_Gamer 04/03/2013

  Just release the fucking games when they've gone fucking gold for fucks sake. Reply +4

• Face-Off: Crysis 3

• B0rked_Gamer 03/03/2013

  The PC version is a clusterfuck and the frame rate is all over the place. It is impossible to get a completely smooth performance no matter what settings/resolution you choose. I found it an incredibly annoying experience trying to get judder-free gameplay and ended up uninstalling the game in disgust. Reply +3

• Meanwhile on PC: AMD unveils next-gen hair simulation technology

• B0rked_Gamer 26/02/2013

  @Suarez07
  
  Ha I know what you mean. The frame rate in Crysis 3 is all over the place and it drops frames for seemingly no good reason at all. I finally had enough when I was going through a tunnel and it dropped from 60 to 32fps. The game had no trouble rendering the massive field of grass before that! Just shoddy.
  
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  Oh and by the way the Physx in Borderlands 2 results in really poor performance even with top hardware and isn't worth using if you want a stable frame rate. Reply +2

• B0rked_Gamer 26/02/2013

  So Nvidia users don't get amazing new hair? This is bullshit I want new hair! Reply -1

• 11 minutes of Tomb Raider footage surfaces

• B0rked_Gamer 12/02/2013

  Look staggeringly linear, and why is it set on Reach? Reply +2

• Wii U graphics power finally revealed

• B0rked_Gamer 05/02/2013

  The Wii U premium pack still costs close to £300 and for that hardware it is well overpriced. Reply +13

• PlayStation 3 12GB Super Slim review

• B0rked_Gamer 03/02/2013

  I recently purchased the 12GB model after my fatty PS3 died and have been less than impressed with both the overall price (£182 including mounting bracket) and build quality. The disc drive is obnoxiously loud and the whole unit feels incredibly cheap. Luckily I had a SSD going spare so at least that didn't add to the cost. Sony are taking the piss with the so-called super slim in my opinion. Reply +4

• It's time to ignore Dead Space 3's micro-transactions

• B0rked_Gamer 02/02/2013

  You know, honestly it really isn't time to ignore these micro-transactions. Reply +15

• Dead Space 3 launches with 11 DLC packs for speeding loot collection, kitting out character

• B0rked_Gamer 01/02/2013

  Is it wrong that all this micro dlc shit is making want to pirate this game? I'll just wait 'til it's cheap on Steam. Reply +2

• DmC PC - the definitive Devil May Cry experience?

• B0rked_Gamer 27/01/2013

  @wayn3h
  
  If you are using a Nvidia card choose the adaptive vsync option then. You will get tearing when it drops under whatever your monitors refresh rate is but you won't get any input lag. Alternatively cap the frame rate to 58fps and use regular vsync. Reply +1

• B0rked_Gamer 27/01/2013

  @orangpelupa
  
  It sounds like the game isn't triple buffered. Use D3DOverrider to force triple buffering. Reply +2

• NeoGeo X is not being discontinued. Only the Limited Edition with Ninja Masters is

• B0rked_Gamer 24/01/2013

  @Eldritch
  
  :D Reply +1

• The War Z review

• B0rked_Gamer 03/01/2013

  " On arrival we split up and I soon found a hammer. A few minutes later, I found a gun. I called my buddy over and gave him the hammer, then resumed searching. He bludgeoned me in the back of the head, looted my corpse, and typed 'sorry'"
  
  :D Reply +1

• Face-Off: Far Cry 3

• B0rked_Gamer 01/12/2012

  I double-dipped and got both PC and 360 versions. At the moment the PC version has been shelved due to intolerable micro stuttering/frame skipping (plenty of people are complaining about it on Guru3D so it's not just me) so I've resorted to playing the 360 version. I don't like screen tearing but it's preferable to the stutter fest that is the PC version in its current form. The game seems really good fun and ultimately that's the most important thing so sure I can put up with the screen tearing to be honest. Reply -2

• Face-Off: Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 on Wii U

• B0rked_Gamer 25/11/2012

  Suddenly the 360 looks next-gen. :D Reply +1