Adam Foster's two-and-a-half-year job application for the world's most enigmatic game developer.
They sure aren't pretty.
Rise and shine.
Plus, we ask, what's taking Half-Life 3 so long?
"We're acutely aware of how much we annoy our fans."
But far less than 50,000 signed up to do so.
But will Valve listen?
Up to 29,000 gamers to play Half-Life 2 this Saturday.
What next in the parade of constant obstacles?
Portal and Episode Two files.
Valve pushes the button.
On Orange Box, Steam, Wii controls, next-gen.
"We don't track that."