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FaceBreaker Face-off Play button Player controls

FaceBreaker Face-off Video

26/09/08 [0 comments]

What more appropriate game for a face off than Facebreaker? Unless they make a game of Face Off. Which they won't. Anyway, here's EA's light-hearted boxing sim on 360 and PS3.

Facebreaker - Hills characters Play button Player controls

Facebreaker - Hills characters Video

28/08/08 [7 comments]

We have no idea what the Hills is, nor who the people in this bout are intended to be, but that's primarily because we hermetically seal ourselves in the media equivalent of a nuclear bunker, only allowing the sweet, sweet sunlight of gaming to permeate our curtain of denial. That, and we can't afford a TV licence.

Facebreaker - Auditions Play button Player controls

Facebreaker - Auditions Video

20/08/08 [3 comments]

One does not simply walk into Facebreaker, you have to attend a virtual audition.

Facebreaker - Peter Moore Vs. Kim Kardashian Play button Player controls

Facebreaker - Peter Moore Vs. Kim Kardashian Video

07/08/08 [8 comments]

By having herself immortalised in Facebreaker, Kardashian has effectively doubled the length of her resume from its previous solo entry of 'having sex with somebody famous on video'. We're pretty sure that knocking seven shades out of a digital Peter Moore will earn her greater respect, if not Google searches.

Facebreaker - Controls 101 Play button Player controls

Facebreaker - Controls 101 Video

04/08/08 [0 comments]

A quick how-to on the controls of EA's boxer, including the paper-scissors-stone parry and counter system. Not quite Queensbury rules, but we'll allow it.

Facebreaker - E3 Gameplay Trailer Play button Player controls

Facebreaker - E3 Gameplay Trailer Video

15/07/08 [0 comments]

A bit more slap than tickle, but titillating nonetheless.

Facebreaker - Spin Play button Player controls

Facebreaker - Spin Video

18/06/08 [1 comment]

New reveal 'Spin' will apparently drop 'phat beats, ON YOUR FACE!'. We're not sure, but boxing games don't really seem to be a hotbed of convention smashing anti-stereotypes. We're looking forward to the English gent with an umbrella who has gloves made of fish and chips.

Facebreaker - Kiriko Play button Player controls

Facebreaker - Kiriko Video

27/05/08 [2 comments]

Sassy dancer Kiriko isn't the sharpest needle in the park. Then again, being punched in the face repeatedly was removed from the national curriculum for a good reason. Get to know a little bit about her here.

FaceBreaker - Romeo Play button Player controls

FaceBreaker - Romeo Video

29/04/08 [2 comments]

Fancy footed Romeo might look like more of a lover than a fighter, but don't let his casually racially stereotyped slickness put you off guard. Look, he's punching a girl!

Facebreaker - Characters Play button Player controls

Facebreaker - Characters Video

18/04/08 [2 comments]

Having the right character roster for a boxing game is very important. Not simply because you'll want variety and individuality from the fighter which you choose to play as, but more so because there needs to be at least a few that you take particular pleasure in knocking seven bells out of. Hence Leo, Eddie and Vega.

FaceBreaker - Trailer Play button Player controls

FaceBreaker - Trailer Video

19/02/08 [9 comments]

Moving away from the shiny, gritty realism of its previous boxing game Fight Night 3, EA Sports embraces a more lighthearted love of pugilistic pursuits with new title FaceBreaker.