"Bored and in work."

He's a big shot journo.

Dead and in jail.

If bored, read insanity.

my manager is off as well, not that he really manages me. there is another "kind of" boss right behind me who can see my screen but she won't be interested and shes far too busy with her own work to remotely care about what im doing.

im planning an hour on hour off strategy today, first hour is eg time, then id cards, then mail, then helens work, then lunhc/eg, then other stuff/helens work, then eg time, then id cards, then home.

or maybe just ALL eg time.
/throws spare change in babyjesus' wacky dance tin.

http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/10/dwarf-burglar...

Ah fuck I spilled my coffee.

I wish I could reply with an answer that makes me sound all big and important, but unfortunately I just work in an office that does all kinds of random crap, and one is Maddy calls.

Big and important like Smuggo? Remind me where he works again ;)

Oh god, there's a forum...

/dives in

Edit: Stay away from the Underworld section if at work...

Edited by w00t at 09:54:31 15-09-2009

w00t wrote:
Oh god, there's a forum...

/dives in

Edit: Stay away from the Underworld section if at work...

DEAR GOD! I just went into it. My mind needs wiping again...

bigshot316 wrote:
I just work in an office that does all kinds of random crap, and one is Maddy calls.

How does that work as a business model, and just how random does it get? Could you be doing Maddeline calls one day, and then building a castle out of biscuits for Richard Branson the the next?

The Morningstarr is like Fortean Times for deviants.

The skin separating Laurens vaginae was removed, creating one big vagina.

“The vagina I was using was half the size of a normal one.”, Lauren was quick to point out to Mid-Day.

"I don't have a bucket fanny or nuffink!! " lolz

26 year old Steve Gator was beaten so badly by a pair of teenage thugs in Essex that half his head had to be removed.

Gator was on his way home from work in January this year when he was confronted by two jeering buffoons. When Gator retaliated the two hoodlums began raining blows on him, he was bashed so ferociously he fell and smashed his brainball on the pavement.

Brainball!?

Edited by w00t at 10:07:12 15-09-2009

Chopsen wrote:

bigshot316 wrote:
I just work in an office that does all kinds of random crap, and one is Maddy calls.

How does that work as a business model, and just how random does it get? Could you be doing Maddeline calls one day, and then building a castle out of biscuits for Richard Branson the the next?

if he does then cadburys fingers ftw

You hit the nail on the head!!

Today I am mailing blancmange to the family of Keith floyd.

Friday afternoon between 2 and 5 is the worst most boring time to be in work.
I am so bored as my motivation to work is nowhere to be found and will not re-appear today no matter what.
Only comfort I can possibly have is for someone else to be feeling the same as me.

why not start a fight with someone randomly to fill up the time?

ive had to deal with bloody sick notes today as well as loads of other shite getting in the way. im only half way through the "a" pile with 52 mins to go. dont think i'll be completing the job today like...

Watch a show off?

Why not make your own desk zoo using office odds and ends such as staples, paper clips, sticky backed plastic and beef?

localnotail wrote:
why not start a fight with someone randomly to fill up the time?

Violence is never the answer unless you have a control pad in your hands.

bigshot316 wrote:
Why not make your own desk zoo using office odds and ends such as staples, paper clips, sticky backed plastic and beef?

There are quite enough people in my office that could be used as ready made zoo animals.

I go home at 4. \o/

I am so bored, I wouldn't have to be, but I just can't be arsed at the moment, I just want to finally head into the weekend!

DaisyD wrote:
I go home at 4. \o/

If I could have went home at 4, I would already ben gone.............
/even more depressed

Actually, I am on flexi time so I could also go home at 4.
May not have made up all my time this week but balls to it, I make it up next week.

Chopsen wrote:
The Morningstarr is like Fortean Times for deviants.

Respect My Authoritah!

:*D

it's funny cause of cartman... yet sad cause people are mental

Edited by El_MUERkO at 15:28:47 25-09-2009

If I were on flexi time I'd be in early every day.

Leaving early > Lying in and coming in late

El_MUERkO wrote:

Chopsen wrote:
The Morningstarr is like Fortean Times for deviants.

Respect My Authoritah!

:*D

it's funny cause of cartman... yet sad cause people are mental

Religion strikes again.

Murbal wrote:
If I were on flexi time I'd be in early every day.

Leaving early > Lying in and coming in late

I normally start about half 8 and finish about half 4 but I needed to make a little time up this week. That idea has now met a brick wall.