"WOPR really is a lamer"

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Bod 04 Sep '03 23:22:10	WOPR and Pyramidbuilder have just spent the last few hours here playing Mario Golf and Burnout2. PB thrashed WOPR severely for nearly 2 hours before putting his glasses on so he could see properly. Now that is lame... send message \| log in to reply!
lost_soul 04 Sep '03 23:27:05	Come on, we already knew about WOPR and his lameness when it comes to games. How about giving us some juicy information about him? :-) send message \| log in to reply!
BartonFink 05 Sep '03 01:06:49	LOL So is Mario Golf any good? Bod you should really get rid of him send message \| log in to reply!
Khab 05 Sep '03 01:21:31	I thought you just got married, Barton? Already out chasin' skirt again, eh? :D send message \| log in to reply!
BartonFink 05 Sep '03 01:24:20	Oi that wasn't meant as a come on! /then again send message \| log in to reply!
Khab 05 Sep '03 01:52:13	/makes lewd gesture involving his nose and a pair of moose antlers/ send message \| log in to reply!
BartonFink 05 Sep '03 01:53:07	Oh behave! send message \| log in to reply!
Lutz [mod] 05 Sep '03 08:04:31	It comes to something when your wife publically disses you on the forums that are indeed your internet home doesn't it WOPR? /hands Bod a trohpy Nice one... :) send message \| log in to reply!
Alastair 05 Sep '03 09:07:18	Lol! Vote of confidence from the wife!! :o) send message \| log in to reply!
Han 'the boy' Solo 05 Sep '03 10:05:24	Uh-oh WOPR, me thinks you've failed in impressing your mate with your gaming skills. What you need to do now is paint yourself in very bright colours and start collecting shiny, glittery objects for the house. Once done, you must gather twigs and so forth and do some kinda dance around them. That will impress her!!! send message \| log in to reply!
pjmaybe 05 Sep '03 12:26:28	Heh. Oh the humanity! Peej send message \| log in to reply!
AnotherMartin 05 Sep '03 12:29:00	WOPR wrote: /sobs at the betrayal/ Ah don't worry WOPR mate, just imagine all the extra pratice/play time you'll get in when you move to your new job and can utilize all that wasted traveling time!! send message \| log in to reply!
Marcus 05 Sep '03 12:48:24	Yeah, but will the sun be dark and cold by then? ;) send message \| log in to reply!
Marcus 05 Sep '03 12:58:04	Well, the Sun will eventually go dark and cold (the hydrogen that powers the reaction will eventually run out). But yes I am aware that once enough Hydrogen has been used up, the expansive force of fusion will exceed the gravitational pull that stops it expanding, causing the Sun to expand mightily (covering the Earth in a fiery plasma). After that, it will be pretty dark and cold (from here anyway). As WOPR is clearly buried inside a secure bunker, I expect he will survive this long. send message \| log in to reply!
Nemesis 05 Sep '03 13:42:40	Bless. I suspect he's still distracted by the G5, hence the loss. /wonders if WOPR pretends to be Alberto the Frog when he takes Bod to the sleep room. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Strawberry. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Chocolate. Sorry. /heads out of room in shame send message \| log in to reply!
pjmaybe 05 Sep '03 15:18:01	Don't worry WOPR old chap. I suffered a humiliating defeat at the demo of Soul Calibur II to Ali, the button-mashing beat-em-up guru. So that's a week of washing up for me then... (we're having pot noodles for dinner all next week methinks) Peej send message \| log in to reply!
Bod 05 Sep '03 19:38:03	Nemesis wrote: Bless. I suspect he's still distracted by the G5, hence the loss. /wonders if WOPR pretends to be Alberto the Frog when he takes Bod to the sleep room. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Strawberry. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Chocolate. Sorry. /heads out of room in shame ROFL But then again, theres an idea. Mmmmmmmmmm Chocolate. send message \| log in to reply!
Lutz [mod] 05 Sep '03 21:22:17	Come on Bod, don't settle for talk like that, at least outside of the bedroom anyway... send message \| log in to reply!
Bod 05 Sep '03 22:49:37	/Bans WOPR from marital bed/ /puts vacancies sign in the window/ send message \| log in to reply!
Bod 05 Sep '03 23:03:48	Well you can keep your porn collection, it can stay on the sofa, with you, now get your arse out of my bed. /slams door/ /looks for battery operated friend/ send message \| log in to reply!
BartonFink 05 Sep '03 23:21:21	Bod wrote: /Bans WOPR from marital bed/ /puts vacancies sign in the window/ Vacancies sign? Box of OMO on the kitchen window and all that eh? send message \| log in to reply!
BartonFink 05 Sep '03 23:24:00	Got myself bitch slapped by da'missus at SCII tonight. /hanging head in shame No less than 4 times out of 10. /sobs send message \| log in to reply!
Khab 06 Sep '03 00:57:02	That really is terrible. You should ask Ahab for lessons. send message \| log in to reply!
BartonFink 06 Sep '03 01:00:31	What is he giving free lessons on being bitch slapped by da'missus :) send message \| log in to reply!
Windy 06 Sep '03 01:01:06	This thread could run longer than the Animal Crossing thread. send message \| log in to reply!
BartonFink 06 Sep '03 01:03:48	That it could. send message \| log in to reply!