"What will the Wii Zelda title be called?"

Come on, gimme some names!

All we know so far is no sword and a sword like entity floating by him. GO!

zelda: floating sword entity

Zelda. Hovering Blade Apparition

No, seriously, haven't got much to go on here. Is it still set in Hyrule?

The Legend of Zelda: The Sword of Ultimate Justice

The Legend of Zelda: Exactly The Same As Every Other Zelda Game You've Foolishly Bought, But Now With Added Floaty Sword Thing

Zelda: The First Dungeon Is A Boomerang

Oooo, the big gun jokes are coming out now.

/pulls up chair

Well it's a fucking stupid thread.

Damn right it is. It's up there with the 'What are you having for lunch/dinner' threads for sheer banality.

Zelda: If all else fails, use fire. Or the floaty sword thing.

JuanKerr wrote:
Damn right it is. It's up there with the 'What are you having for lunch/dinner' threads for sheer banality.

Well at least they actually have an answer. No one is going to guess the title, and why the hell would you want to anyway?

Yeah, I guess you're right. Twice in one evening - nice work :)

i think the title will have 'zelda' in it

Zelda: We couldn't be arsed to animate the main character properly so the sword will float next to him and you'll have to reset your controller every time you swing it because it will have lost its position and then you'll start to wonder whether this would be better if you could just press a button to swing your sword and if that would be more fun than being made to use effort to swing a lump of plastic around like a dick because we think that is going to be more fun when everyone knows it isn't and is just an excuse to have more adverts starring Ant and Dec even though we know you don't know which one is which but by introducing this as a big new feature of the game people will start getting moist about the game well in advance an make pointless threads about what the bloody name of the game should be or will be when we haven't even decided yet because those housewives haven't arrived on the bus we arranged because it's the kids first day back and they want their sandwiches.

Edited by Micro_Explosion. at 23:53:20 06-11-2009

Zelda: We told you with Wii Sports we can't animate limbs properly with motion tracking, so lets just say its a magic sword or something. TM

Zelda: More shooting, just in a different era.

Zelda: Special Edition 1985 Gameplay With Updated Graphics And A Pointless Quirk For Good Measure

Zelda: Zelda Zelda Zelda Zelda Zelda

Gremmi wrote:
Zelda: The First Dungeon Is A Boomerang

I like this one!

Bill Gates is Evil wrote:
Zelda: Special Edition 1985 Gameplay With Updated Graphics And A Pointless Quirk For Good Measure

/preorders

Zelda: push a block onto a button to keep a door open

Zelda: Disappointingly not a Bonzos Song

Zelda : Hardcore Edition - No more wiggle-waggle shit.

Zelda: Modern Warfare 3

Link to carry dual wield Deagles and have a tactical nuke awarded for killing 25 Octoroks in a row.

Zelda: Crispy's cats name.

Zelda : HD

Zelda: That's No Hat It's A Whale Condom In Fetching Green

You know, the next Zelda game on Wii will probably be a port of Wind Waker. To be honest if Nintendo had the good sense to go back and finish the flipping thing and redesign/ditch some of the rubbish bits, it would be a huge success.

Zelda: Link

Zelda: The Daylight Prince