Christmas hamper anyone?

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  • billythekid 13 Nov 2007 15:42:27 11,397 posts
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    I'll take two please at that price.

    http://www.fortnumandmason.com/Product/The-Tercenturian-Hamper,2475,264.aspx
  • Ginger 13 Nov 2007 15:44:53 6,917 posts
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    o_0

    London open taekwondo champion

  • Inquisitor Moderator 13 Nov 2007 15:46:18 14,559 posts
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    But it comes with an 'Entertaining Book' O_o
  • DaM 13 Nov 2007 15:47:33 13,529 posts
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    DaveE wrote:
    people starving in one part of the world and others spending 20k on xmas hampers in another part!

    It's aimed at the buy-to-let landlord market.
  • nickthegun 13 Nov 2007 15:49:54 61,312 posts
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    The caviar itself is a grand!

    Since im here, having eaten caviar, is Beluga really worth the extra de Niro? i.e. does being Beluga stop it from tasting like mouldy spunk?

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  • reality_cheque 13 Nov 2007 15:51:56 7,487 posts
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    Pfft, cheap at twice the price! I'll have one for me, one for the missus.
  • X201 13 Nov 2007 15:52:32 15,743 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    The caviar itself is a grand!

    ditto the Armagnac
  • Inquisitor Moderator 13 Nov 2007 15:53:03 14,559 posts
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    "This is no tuneless hymn to opulence, no gormless glut of gilded lilies."

    Sorry guys but it is. That is horriffic, anyone who buys one should be shot, theres a difference between buying the finer things in life and wasting thousands on pointlessly exclusive stuff.
  • Fat-Boy 13 Nov 2007 15:53:13 4,300 posts
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    A 14lb jar of honey?

    O_O
  • X201 13 Nov 2007 15:55:18 15,743 posts
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    The Christmas Crackers
  • nickthegun 13 Nov 2007 15:55:56 61,312 posts
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    Apparently if you live in London, they deliver it to you by horse drawn carriage.

    No shit.

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  • Inquisitor Moderator 13 Nov 2007 15:57:20 14,559 posts
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    "The ne plus ultra of crackers, with a standard of contents found once every 300 years or so. Sumptuous hand-quilted fabric with real pearl detail."

    Now I know why the terrorists hate us so much, now where's that qu'ran...
  • billythekid 13 Nov 2007 16:15:33 11,397 posts
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    I'm sure one of our resident Bon Viveurs will be able to explain how this hamper is an absolute bargain and not to be missed.
  • DaM 13 Nov 2007 16:18:55 13,529 posts
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    Fat Boy wrote:
    A 14lb jar of honey?

    O_O

    At the rate we use honey, that would last us a lifetime (unless we get a bear for Christmas).

    It's just like buying a multipack of Jaffas, good value really!
  • X201 13 Nov 2007 16:19:56 15,743 posts
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    I love Lemon Curd but a 1 kilo jar!!!?
  • Syrette 13 Nov 2007 16:20:30 44,219 posts
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    You have to be a real twat to buy any of this.

  • DaM 13 Nov 2007 16:20:31 13,529 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    The Christmas Crackers

    Imagine how fucked off you would be if it didn't bang.
  • X201 13 Nov 2007 16:21:08 15,743 posts
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    Selection of Chocolates, 2kg box
    Cheese, min. wt. 2kg
    Stilton, min. wt. 2.2kg
    Ham, min. wt. 5.7kg


    Heart attack in a hamper
  • billythekid 13 Nov 2007 16:25:13 11,397 posts
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    Makes the Harrods one seem piss poor!

    http://www.harrods.com/HarrodsStore/Product/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=000000000000116017&Breadcrumb=giftsandseasonal%2fxmashampers%2fhampers5000-250

    And even though you're spending 5 grand they want another 25 for delivery ffs!
  • ilmaestro 13 Nov 2007 16:26:57 32,534 posts
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    It gets in the way a little bit, but overall I'd say it's great.

    4235

  • billythekid 3 Dec 2008 10:18:50 11,397 posts
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    Ok here's this years effort. A snip at 25k, but it does contain a Goose Down Powder Puff.

  • cubbymoore 3 Dec 2008 10:21:33 36,504 posts
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    The St James hamper is for the paupers. It is positively ghastly.
  • billythekid 3 Dec 2008 10:22:46 11,397 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    The St James hamper is for the paupers. It is positively ghastly.

    Exactly, doesn't even come with a White Silk Opera Scarf.
  • MrSensible 3 Dec 2008 10:23:38 25,368 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    X201 wrote:
    The Christmas Crackers

    Imagine how fucked off you would be if it didn't bang.

    At that price it'd better blow my bloody face off.
  • billythekid 3 Dec 2008 10:28:11 11,397 posts
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    Christmas pud for just 45
  • PES_Fanboy 3 Dec 2008 10:38:46 18,964 posts
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    I know it's awful and cruel and stuff, but that 1kg of foie gras sounds awesome.
  • LeoliansBro 3 Dec 2008 10:38:50 44,956 posts
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    That looks fucking awesome.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • otto Moderator 3 Dec 2008 10:51:48 49,335 posts
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    I had a buffet lunch catered by the French Navy a few weeks ago. Highlights included a mountain of foie gras, literally slabs of the stuff piled high, and a meat butterfly: various deli cuts arranged in the shape of a giant fleshy butterfly. :D No fruit, veg or salad either! :D

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