Best Practical Joke

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  • BenLight 6 Nov 2007 17:18:39 100 posts
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    What´s your best practical joke?

    Especially for mates at work as I´m running low on material.

    My personal favourites are always the smaller ones like telling everyone at work that there is cake in the kitchen....to then wait and hear the baffled sounds of confusion eminating from the corridor.

    / is a prick.

  • BanjoMan 6 Nov 2007 17:19:39 13,730 posts
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    Put your tail in their cup of tea.

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  • Lutz 6 Nov 2007 17:20:02 48,854 posts
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    /runs back from kitchen

    WANKER
  • Killerbee 6 Nov 2007 17:29:47 5,016 posts
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    Wait until someone goes for a dump.

    Then hover outside and wait until you hear them about to leave the cubicle. At which point you say in a loud voice:

    "Fucking hell, it stinks in here!"

    At which point, 99.9% of people will hesitate and not leave the cubicle until they think all is clear. Then as soon as you hear them about to make another attempt to leave:

    "Jesus! did somebody die in that cubicle!?"

    If they don't recognise your voice (ie. disguise it!) you can keep them locked in a toilet for hours doing that. :D
  • Guff-Pipe 6 Nov 2007 17:43:26 466 posts
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    Get your camcorder and then film your empty bathroom/toilet from an elevated angle. Transfer tape to VHS of said empty batroom.

    Hold a big Party with friends etc etc.

    When a girl goes to the bog. All gather round the telly watching the playback of the empty bathroom from VHS.

    On her return to the lounge all snigger and on seeing the
    empty bathroom on TV will be horrified and convinced that you have been watcher her having a number 1, 2 or 3 via CCTV.

    You can also actually set up a CCTV cam in your bog and watch it for real (although this is a bit weird)
  • cptjohnnycasino 8 Nov 2007 12:53:19 515 posts
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    This one is pure evil and it made someone cry:

    If you are lucky enough to have Sky+, record this weeks Lottery. After the draw has happened buy a ticket with the winning numbers from that Draw and give it to your friend/partner/parents/master.

    Wait until next week and play the recorded Lottery at the exact time the actual draw is on (this will take some trickery/sneakiness) with friend/partner/parents/master and make sure they watch with ticket in hand.

    Cue absolute mayhem and elation followed by quite severe depression.

    Very very funny and evil in equal measures.
  • terminalterror 8 Nov 2007 13:04:25 18,937 posts
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    cptjohnnycasino wrote:
    This one is pure evil and it made someone cry:

    If you are lucky enough to have Sky+, record this weeks Lottery. After the draw has happened buy a ticket with the winning numbers from that Draw and give it to your friend/partner/parents/master.

    Wait until next week and play the recorded Lottery at the exact time the actual draw is on (this will take some trickery/sneakiness) with friend/partner/parents/master and make sure they watch with ticket in hand.

    Cue absolute mayhem and elation followed by quite severe depression.

    Very very funny and evil in equal measures.

    :D
  • kalel 8 Nov 2007 13:06:30 86,009 posts
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    If anyone has any framed photos on their desk you can have a lot of fun with those. When they’re not there scan the photo and then do some subtle photoshopping, then slide the new version in on top of the old ones. Sometimes they take ages to notice, and you can do some crazy stuff.
  • catterz 8 Nov 2007 13:08:12 8,763 posts
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    cptjohnnycasino wrote:
    This one is pure evil and it made someone cry:

    If you are lucky enough to have Sky+, record this weeks Lottery. After the draw has happened buy a ticket with the winning numbers from that Draw and give it to your friend/partner/parents/master.

    Wait until next week and play the recorded Lottery at the exact time the actual draw is on (this will take some trickery/sneakiness) with friend/partner/parents/master and make sure they watch with ticket in hand.

    Cue absolute mayhem and elation followed by quite severe depression.

    Very very funny and evil in equal measures.

    *cough*

    Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)

  • Popzeus 8 Nov 2007 13:08:29 8,269 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    If anyone has any framed photos on their desk you can have a lot of fun with those. When they’re not there scan the photo and then do some subtle photoshopping, then slide the new version in on top of the old ones. Sometimes they take ages to notice, and you can do some crazy stuff.

    :D

    I like that one!

    Currently playing: Standing In A Car Park Simulator 2013

  • jonsaan 8 Nov 2007 13:08:39 25,319 posts
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    Salted round of teas never fails.

    FCUTA!

  • catterz 8 Nov 2007 13:09:55 8,763 posts
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    You could convince an entire gaming forum that you twisted your bollock off and then reveal that it was all a huge joke at the Crimbo Geek Meet.

    Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)

  • Deleted user 8 November 2007 13:16:51
    Swapping M & N keys on the Office Mad Person's keyboard is always a laugh.
  • Dirtbox 8 Nov 2007 13:17:19 77,378 posts
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    Putting icing sugar in a housemate's white bed sheets one summer, turning up the central heating and seeing him next morning looking like a glazed doughnut.


    That and supergluing plastic farmanimals to drunked friends faces.

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  • kalel 8 Nov 2007 13:17:43 86,009 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    Swapping M & N keys on the Office Mad Person's keyboard is always a laugh.

    I tried that on someone. Their password has an 'm' in it, and the entire IT department were crowded round his desk trying to work out what was wrong. In the end they threw away his keyboard.
  • Deleted user 8 November 2007 13:20:13
    kalel wrote:
    boabg wrote:
    Swapping M & N keys on the Office Mad Person's keyboard is always a laugh.

    I tried that on someone. Their password has an 'm' in it, and the entire IT department were crowded round his desk trying to work out what was wrong. In the end they threw away his keyboard.

    Victory \o/
  • catterz 8 Nov 2007 13:26:44 8,763 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    Salted round of teas never fails.
    That was a running joke in a pub I used to work in, except it wasn't always salt.

    I think over the year or so I was there we'd put Ketchup, mustard, mayo, vinegar, salt and dozens of other random condiments in various people's teas and coffees (not customers).

    Also, on my 16th birthday all those years ago I had a house party. Me and a mate got a natural laxative that had a Ribena look to it and fed another guy shots of it all night. In the space of an hour we'd given him the entire bottle whilst we were drinking shots of vodka and blackcurrant to look similar. He didn't know it was lax, of course, he thought he had what we were having.

    He then sat on the toilet for a few hours and was afraid to go home in case he shat himself on the way back. Whilst he was on the toilet someone managed to unlock it and throw in the empty lax bottle. Good times.

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  • Dirtbox 8 Nov 2007 13:29:21 77,378 posts
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    Bit of a waste of tea, that. You should try curry powder, hot water and milk, it looks like tea and tastes like curry. Win/win.

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  • Deleted user 8 November 2007 13:31:05
    At a party I saw someone snort a line of Daz some joker put out for him.

    That couldn't have been nice.
  • TheSaint 8 Nov 2007 13:56:26 14,158 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    At a party I saw someone snort a line of Daz some joker put out for him.

    That couldn't have been nice.

    Was it Shane Richie?
  • urban 21 May 2012 16:47:51 10,916 posts
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    Dragging yet another dusty thread back into the fold.

    Just missed an amazing opportunity for one (imo) helluva practical joke, flatmates girlfriend left her car parked outside our flat, for a day, unlocked with the keys still in the ignition.

    My mind instantly sprang to what I would have done if I had found out before she had.

    Parking it on top of the closest foothill (1500 feet) locked with a treasure map for the key hidden somewhere on the car.

    Leaving a slightly encrypted message where her car was previous then following them as they go up the foot hill to start the search for the keys.

    Just thought I'd log it.

    Got any super mega excellent practical jokes to share in the 5 years since this thread last had a whiff of action?

    Edited by urban at 16:48:53 21-05-2012
  • sport 21 May 2012 16:54:29 12,451 posts
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    You could've shat and ejaculated all over the dashboard - would've been pretty funny to see her reaction.
  • Nasty 21 May 2012 18:18:49 4,741 posts
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    At my last work, it was an open plan office with two doors leading to the lift, loo and stairwell.

    A bit of hazard tape, some signs and a laminator and both had important "WARNING. PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR" messages sending eejits on lengthy walks on their way for a pee.
  • muttler 21 May 2012 18:26:13 3,898 posts
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    The old stretch cling film over the toilet bowl so that it is invisible and leave the seat down to hide the edges could work on someone coming home from town pissed out their head.

    Haven't tried it though!
  • jonsaan 21 May 2012 18:26:13 25,319 posts
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    Practical jokes are shit. Always.

    FCUTA!

  • heyyo 21 May 2012 18:32:00 14,374 posts
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    @urban she'd get you charged with 'taking without owner's consent' sod looking for car
  • urban 21 May 2012 18:37:46 10,916 posts
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    @heyyo She would if she was a dick! Fortunately I know people who have a sense of humour.
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