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  • oldschoolsoviet 2 Jan 2014 12:10:12 5,791 posts
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    Last Vegas - 7/10

    Silly fun with the old guard, few laughs and an easy going plot, with a OAP bachelor party in Vegas. Freeman and Kline steal the show, and Douglas is the miracle wonderboy of makeup.

    Lone Survivor - 5/10

    Overblown, sentimental, poetic, hoo-rah tribute to the deceased Seals involved in a failed attempt to assassinate a Taliban leader. Beautiful looking, artistic shots abound, but with the problem of looking more like Colorado than Afghanistan, and an almost old fashioned take on normal looking 'good' Afghans, and the 'evil' mascara wearing Taliban. Aside from that, it's fairly standard stuff.

    Surpised to see Turtle from Entourage in both of them though.
  • Deleted user 2 January 2014 12:33:05
    Hanna

    Tom Hollander as a kinky blonde German assassin/10
  • Deleted user 2 January 2014 17:37:10
    Taxidermia (2006) 9/10

    Well made, well acted, funny at times, completely original. I havenít seen anything quite like it before.

  • oldschoolsoviet 2 Jan 2014 20:14:32 5,791 posts
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    Enough Said - 7/10

    Light-heated rom com for the middle-aged generation, and a nice take on relationships, romantic and otherwise.
    Hate to say it, but as a swansong for Gandolfini, it's certainly no standout performance. Affable but unchallenging.

    I do love Oscar screener season though.
  • Youthist 2 Jan 2014 21:09:07 10,790 posts
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    The Karate Kid (remake). Tried my hardest to loathe it due to Will Smiths son being the main part. But couldn't. And he was decent (seethes). 7.
  • Khanivor 2 Jan 2014 21:40:39 41,971 posts
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    Hobbit 2 - 6/10

    And I think that may be generous. It's easily an hour too long, nothing actually happens in it and it's way too concerned with having elves kill orcs. Who apparently spawn off screen before rushing into blades and arrows.

    Also, what the fuck was Go Pro footage doing in the barrel escape sequence. Some of the ropey CGI I can forgive but that shit? I mean, was I watching a work print or something?
  • imamazed 3 Jan 2014 09:36:58 6,226 posts
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    Con Air

    Utterly ridiculous. I could forgive the awful acting (Cusack aside of course), huge plot holes, and terrible writing if it was actually entertaining; in a B-movie fashion. But it's not. I did laugh sometimes at how bad it was though.

    3/10
  • sport 3 Jan 2014 09:39:45 13,085 posts
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    Put... the bunneee... back... in the box.
  • ElNuevo9 3 Jan 2014 09:40:29 13,946 posts
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    TAKE THAT BACK, FUCK-FACE!
  • mrpon 3 Jan 2014 09:41:05 30,713 posts
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    I'm amazed.
  • imamazed 3 Jan 2014 09:47:27 6,226 posts
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    That final shot of Buscemi...Utterly outrageous.

    It felt completely out of place and morally confusing, but I did kinda like its audacity.
  • Deleted user 3 January 2014 09:48:20
    Lifeforce (1985) 6/10

    Unlike Alien, Lifeforce hasnít aged well. SFX look dated, although the people that have had their Lifeforce removed do look good. The acting is so so, as is the story. The only aspect that hasnít aged, is the naked chick, I guess they never go out of fashion.

    The DVD spec, 4:3 widescreen, is disappointing. On my 42Ē HD TV i was watching a rectangle surround by a black rectangle measuring 10cm all the way round. I see no point in picking up the Blu-ray.



    Edited by blacksea at 09:49:36 03-01-2014
  • Deleted user 3 January 2014 10:46:37
    imamazed wrote:
    Con Air

    Utterly ridiculous. I could forgive the awful acting (Cusack aside of course), huge plot holes, and terrible writing if it was actually entertaining; in a B-movie fashion. But it's not. I did laugh sometimes at how bad it was though.

    3/10
    Out. Now.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 3 Jan 2014 10:51:52 27,677 posts
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    The Wolverine - 70%

    Quite enjoyed it. Bit different to the usual superhero fare, with a smaller more personal focus. Still fairly ridiculous though and also a bit slow in parts, but I liked it.
  • magicpanda 3 Jan 2014 10:54:43 13,861 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    imamazed wrote:
    Con Air

    Utterly ridiculous. I could forgive the awful acting (Cusack aside of course), huge plot holes, and terrible writing if it was actually entertaining; in a B-movie fashion. But it's not. I did laugh sometimes at how bad it was though.

    3/10
    Out. Now.
    And don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.



    Edited by magicpanda at 10:55:57 03-01-2014
  • nickthegun 3 Jan 2014 10:57:44 64,526 posts
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    Ahhhh....the Golden Age of Cage.. Con Air, The Rock and Face/Off. A time when it seemed like he could be a creditable action star rather than a played out internet meme.
  • imamazed 3 Jan 2014 11:00:09 6,226 posts
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    Cage's peformance in Con Air is remarkable, and not in a good way.
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    BUNNEHH
  • magicpanda 3 Jan 2014 11:01:29 13,861 posts
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    I saw Olympus has Fallen the other night. It was crying out for some Cage.

    Instead we have Gerard Butler playing it completely straight with absolutely sickening we love 'Murica overtones.

    Could have been a good film with a completely different cast.

    2/10
  • StarchildHypocrethes 3 Jan 2014 11:16:49 27,677 posts
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    That strikes as similar to panda's point about that Olympus one though. Channing Tatum is no Bruce Willis.

    That's why most modern straught up action films are a bit lame. Today's action stars have naff all charisma.
  • spindle9988 3 Jan 2014 11:18:40 3,943 posts
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    Con air is a great action film. You can single out plot holes and the like, but are you reallt watching it for a coherent story?
  • imamazed 3 Jan 2014 11:20:03 6,226 posts
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    spindle9988 wrote:
    Con air is a great action film. You can single out plot holes and the like, but are you reallt watching it for a coherent story?
    As I said, I was happy to forgive all that given the type of film it was, but it wasn't entertaining in a corny action fashion either.
  • RichDC 3 Jan 2014 11:21:08 6,159 posts
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    Con Air is great. I always love the completely random pile driver just appearing in the middle of Vegas at the end.
  • Deleted user 3 January 2014 11:24:52
    Manhattan Murder Mystery

    I don't think it's regarded as one of the better Woody Allen films, but I like it. It's light without being silly, and him and Keaton are always brilliant together. Once you know what happens it loses something in a re-watch, but on the other hand the relationship subplot takes on a bit more significance when you're not wrapped up in the whodunnit. Probably quite a good one for tentative Allen virgins.

    7/10
  • quadfather 3 Jan 2014 11:27:50 17,530 posts
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    Outlander

    Hm. It's bollocks. But it was entertaining. The guy that played Wulfric I thought was really funny. Main guy was a bit of a tit though. 6.5/10
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