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  • cubbymoore 21 May 2013 16:47:34 36,496 posts
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    haha mrpon make you look silly deckard
  • Deckard1 21 May 2013 16:49:37 27,981 posts
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    They are nice breasts though
  • TOOTR 21 May 2013 17:37:25 9,554 posts
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    Bernie

    Really enjoyed this - understated, whimsical, calming.

    Jack Black reins it in well in this true crime story.


    80%

    Everybody should just calm down a little bit and have a nice cup of tea.

  • Kostabi 21 May 2013 17:38:08 4,924 posts
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    Dead Ball - 8/10

    Whoever mentioned it in this thread a while ago, thank you. This particular brand of batshit crazy was just what I needed this afternoon.
  • TOOTR 21 May 2013 17:38:58 9,554 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I'd struggle to give it a 4.
    This. Horrible bosses was generic pap.

    Everybody should just calm down a little bit and have a nice cup of tea.

  • Jono62 21 May 2013 18:02:13 14,116 posts
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    I'm sure Anistons boobs make an appearance in The Good Girl.
  • convercide 22 May 2013 08:01:38 6,014 posts
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    Identity Thief - 1/10

    Seriously awful. Barely funny if it's supposed to be a comedy and just seems to be 'look at these actors, aren't they funny?' rather than actually having a funny script and direction. A lot of the main cast have been hilarious in other roles so it's not really their fault. The plot is just stupid. Utterly stupid.

    And it's by the guys behind Horrible Bosses which only had one funny moment thanks to Jamie Foxx.

    If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

  • Wacko_AK 22 May 2013 12:35:51 185 posts
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    TOOTR wrote:
    Bernie

    Really enjoyed this - understated, whimsical, calming.

    Jack Black reins it in well in this true crime story.


    80%
    Agree with the above, it also has a good cameo performance by Matthew McConaughey.
  • TheHammerite 23 May 2013 13:36:27 1,511 posts
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    End Of Days

    Fucking shit/10
  • BillMurray 23 May 2013 13:50:41 7,729 posts
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    Samurai Cop 9/10

    Incredible. Track it down if terrible low budget cop movies are your thing. Had a Black Dynamite vibe to it.
  • TheHammerite 23 May 2013 14:08:17 1,511 posts
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    Falling Down

    Michael Douglas goes on a rampage. What's not to like?

    9/10
  • dominalien 23 May 2013 14:13:29 6,852 posts
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    @TheHammerite

    The Arnie one (don't even know if there's another one)? I liked it... But then I'm a sucker for biblical/apocalyptical stuff.

    PSN: DonOsito

  • Madder-Max 23 May 2013 16:17:36 11,648 posts
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    Django - 7/10 its good and entertaining but there are plot holes and inconsistencies. The changes in the music style of the soundtrack were quite jarring and again, inconsistent and tarrantinos self indulgent cameo with that shitty accent makes him look like a cunt.

    You can spot the Mel Brooks influences a mile off and blazing saddles did the whole nigger comedy slapstick thing far better imo.

    Oh and I use the word nigger in the context of its use in the film and not as a racial viewpoint before anyone starts accusing me of closed cup mushroomism etc....
    Edited by Madder-Max at 16:18:36 23-05-2013

    Edited by Madder-Max at 16:20:30 23-05-2013

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • ronuds 23 May 2013 16:36:17 21,788 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Yeah thats maybe the picture I thought was from Along Came Polly. I think the I spent the entire first month of getting the internet trying to find a picture of her tits. Back when her and Ross were still on a break.
    There's a pic out there that I would say is real. It's her at the beach or something.

    She also shows her butt in The Break-Up.
  • cubbymoore 23 May 2013 17:02:23 36,496 posts
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    BillMurray wrote:
    Samurai Cop 9/10

    Incredible. Track it down if terrible low budget cop movies are your thing. Had a Black Dynamite vibe to it.
    This and The Room are my favourite films ever.
  • TheHammerite 23 May 2013 17:04:28 1,511 posts
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    @Madder-Max

    Read like a 6
  • TOOTR 23 May 2013 18:28:38 9,554 posts
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    I can't remember which of you are to blame but a few of you said that Fast & Furious 5 was worth watching.

    I sneered. Well mentally. I didn't actually curl my lip up at the forum or anything. I just haven't watched any of them since the woeful second one.

    Anyway I just watched it (cos of you lot) and really enjoyed it.

    You cunnies.

    81%

    Everybody should just calm down a little bit and have a nice cup of tea.

  • mrpon 23 May 2013 18:36:56 28,888 posts
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    The c word!!!

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • senso-ji 23 May 2013 18:47:06 5,896 posts
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    Apocalypto

    I'm not sure why the critics fawned over this; it's historically inaccurate, is badly paced, has too much shaky cam and the special effects are mediocre. I didn't trust Mel Gibson, of all people, to deliver a truthful and sincere account of ancient cultures and civilisations, and my apprehensions proved correct.

    4/10
  • Madder-Max 23 May 2013 18:47:35 11,648 posts
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    TheHammerite wrote:
    @Madder-Max

    Read like a 6
    Yeah. There was a fine line. There is a decent film in there but it was as though it was toned down which results in the inconsistencies. Acting performances were near faultless and samuel l jackson is brilliant in it though.

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • Deleted user 23 May 2013 21:55:03
    Battleship (2012) 3/10

    Typical Hollywood paint by numbers effort, with lots of explosions. All in all, really dull stuff.

    The intro scene was slightly interesting. There were no Battleships or Aliens, just some dude attempting to chat up some babe (Brooklyn Decker) in a bar. He ends up breaking into a Garage to get her some food and ends up tasered by the police.

    There was some good CGI and some not so good CGI. The buildings breaking up looked really good. There’s a really dodgy shark moment. There’s a scene that see’s a highway breaking up, which looked good enough, only to be let down by the falling cars - the lorry looked particularly poor as it fell to the ground.

    Rihanna was better than expected. Really didn’t expect much from her.
  • Deleted user 23 May 2013 21:56:06
    TheHammerite wrote:
    End Of Days

    Fucking shit/10
    Yup - couldn't agree more.
  • Deckard1 23 May 2013 22:00:23 27,981 posts
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    Check out that shit though!!

  • Jono62 24 May 2013 00:09:50 14,116 posts
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    I prefer this one:

    http://www.dvd-covers.org/d/69320-3/10End_Of_Days.jpg
  • Gartt 24 May 2013 01:03:00 1,738 posts
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    Texas Chainsaw (2013) a generous 2/10
    Humanising leatherface and turning him in to some kind of anti hero? I get the feeling they missed the point. Even the gore was shit.
  • DUFFMAN5 24 May 2013 06:41:59 14,657 posts
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    Batman DKR aka 3

    The poorest of the trilogy for me. I still don't like Bale's mouth/chin combo! when wearing the cowl (to qualify Stallon's Dredd mouth/chin combo was spot on) actually I don't much care for the actor at all, although I do seem to like the films he is in.

    Thought Bain was underused, although I do not know enough of the Batman lore to know if he is one of Batman's main nemesis or should that be Nemisi.

    I though Hathaway was very good and looked mighty fine in the Catsuit. Hardy, well I kept getting flashbacks to the South Park parody, so hard to take seriously. Freeman and Cain were ok.

    Story was serviceable, set pieces ok. Batman/Bains confrontations were shite though. I still think BB is the best run very close by DK, and this trailing somewhat behind.
    So from me:
    70%

    "Duffman the grey is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • jaxon58 24 May 2013 08:47:36 2,422 posts
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    Paranormal Activity 4

    Normal activity more like.

    20%
  • nickthegun 24 May 2013 09:28:58 59,840 posts
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    Beverly Hills Cop - Still absolutely brilliant. Honestly, what happened to you Eddie? 9/10

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  • mikeck 24 May 2013 09:55:15 1,936 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    Apocalypto

    I'm not sure why the critics fawned over this; it's historically inaccurate, is badly paced, has too much shaky cam and the special effects are mediocre. I didn't trust Mel Gibson, of all people, to deliver a truthful and sincere account of ancient cultures and civilisations, and my apprehensions proved correct.

    4/10
    I don't think it's meant to be historically accurate is it? I didn't watch this thinking how well (or not as the case may be) Gibson captured the sentiments of the time.

    I watched it purely as a nicely crafted story, with some great action scenes, and didn't expect, or want more from it.

    It didn't rock my world, but I did enjoy it.
  • Steve_Perry 24 May 2013 19:56:32 4,112 posts
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    Star Trek 6 Blu Ray. Pisses on either of the new films despite being pensioners on a space ship.

    Jabrams could do worse than look at the Direction of Nicholas Meyer's two trek films for the actual combat. The naval style warfare is much more satisfying than any of the epilepsy triggering scraps in the reboots.

    It makes you wonder if he has actually even bothered to watch any of the old films.

    8/10.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

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