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  • kalel 13 Feb 2013 09:01:34 88,453 posts
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    Oh no, these poor gorgeous and rich Hollywood actresses that can go anywhere and buy anything and do whatever they want. Woe is them!!!
  • Deckard1 13 Feb 2013 09:10:46 28,752 posts
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    Yeah pretty much. What even made him say that?
  • LeoliansBro 13 Feb 2013 09:13:07 44,512 posts
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    For every rich Hollywood actress there are thousands chewed up and spit out by the machine, and you have to be an exceptional talent to have a career as a woman that outlasts your looks. In that way Tonka's making sense.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 13 Feb 2013 09:15:25 28,752 posts
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    Think of all the cocks they get to suck on the way up though!
  • Blakester 13 Feb 2013 09:19:16 3,636 posts
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    Watched loads recently so in quick-fire fashion:

    Ted

    Good fun for a while but the predictable ending soured it a little.

    70%

    The Campaign

    A few decent laughs but not one of Ferrell's finest.

    60%

    Looper

    Really interesting premise which I felt lacked a little in execution. I also found the make-up effects too distracting.

    75%

    Zero Dark Thirty

    Tense, troubling and fascinating.

    90%

    Argo

    An interesting story, well told, but not quite as worthy of all the adulation as I'd expected (although I saw it on a plane so the effect may well have been somewhat diminished).

    When you can't see the angles on the wall you're in trouble.

  • mrpon 13 Feb 2013 09:24:25 29,202 posts
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    The Lazarus Project (UK Netflix)

    Bearded Paul Walker gives a solid performance as an ex-con gone good, but goes for one last job. I'll be honest with you, it gripped me. It's almost identical to a more recent blockbuster that I won't mention as it'll give the plot away totally.

    7/10

    PS: Polite request, can people mention if they watched a film on Netflix. Always looking for recommends for my "watch list"

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • kalel 13 Feb 2013 09:25:00 88,453 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    For every rich Hollywood actress there are thousands chewed up and spit out by the machine, and you have to be an exceptional talent to have a career as a woman that outlasts your looks. In that way Tonka's making sense.
    I'd still say even the least successful Hollywood actress is pretty far down the list of people I'll be feeling sorry for.
  • nickthegun 13 Feb 2013 09:31:53 60,505 posts
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    There are Hollywood actresses and there are waitresses waiting for a break.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • LeoliansBro 13 Feb 2013 09:34:54 44,512 posts
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    Yeah, there are people who are far worse off.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 13 Feb 2013 09:38:57 28,752 posts
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    For me it probably goes

    Starving Africans
    The terminally ill
    Elisabeth Shue
    The hideously deformed
    People with tiny legs
  • kalel 13 Feb 2013 09:42:04 88,453 posts
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    I saw Lawless

    It's quite good. Kinda like Goodfellas with hillbillies. I know this is becoming a theme of my criticism, but again, some "funny looking" actors would not have gone amiss. These guys really did not look like in-bred hill folk. Shia LaBeouf in partocular needs to start being cast better. He is actually a pretty good actor, but was never believable in this role.

    I think a slightly better director like Scorcese could have given it a bit more spark and class, but it was entertaining enough.

    7/10
  • Mola_Ram 13 Feb 2013 09:43:20 7,708 posts
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    Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan in Your Movie

    Somewhat relevant.
  • kalel 13 Feb 2013 09:54:16 88,453 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan in Your Movie

    Somewhat relevant.
    Jesus, how long is that article? It's a fucking book!
  • Mola_Ram 13 Feb 2013 09:56:14 7,708 posts
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    Yeah, it's the length of a long essay. Good read, though, if you have the time. I thought it was hilarious.
  • Tonka 13 Feb 2013 09:57:56 20,819 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Oh no, these poor gorgeous and rich Hollywood actresses that can go anywhere and buy anything and do whatever they want. Woe is them!!!
    You made my point by mentioning their looks. No master hour hard they work it's all about how gorgeous or ugly they are. See the tilda swinton debate.

    My comment was also mainly to be taken in the context of actors. I'm sure they all lead moderately comfortable lives while their looks last.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • King_Edward 13 Feb 2013 09:58:09 11,454 posts
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    Is there a TL:DR version? Your film flops, right?
  • kalel 13 Feb 2013 10:06:08 88,453 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    Oh no, these poor gorgeous and rich Hollywood actresses that can go anywhere and buy anything and do whatever they want. Woe is them!!!
    You made my point by mentioning their looks. No master hour hard they work it's all about how gorgeous or ugly they are. See the tilda swinton debate.

    My comment was also mainly to be taken in the context of actors. I'm sure they all lead moderately comfortable lives while their looks last.
    I get what you're point is, I'm not a moron.
  • LeoliansBro 13 Feb 2013 10:13:58 44,512 posts
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    Tilda Swinton is perfectly cast in Orlando.

    Enough said.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Mola_Ram 13 Feb 2013 10:17:54 7,708 posts
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    King_Edward wrote:
    Is there a TL:DR version? Your film flops, right?
    A small tidbit:
    Lohan had just fired her assistant and was now holed up with an old friend named Gavin. Schrader waited a half-hour and then went to see if Lohan was ready to shoot. Gavin explained that Lohan was uneasy working with porn stars and actually, truth be told, was uneasy working with Deen.

    Schrader lost it.

    “The thing that’s going to explode from this film is James Deen!”

    Lohan screamed from the back of the closet.

    “That’s what I’m afraid of!”

    Schrader stalked away. He waited another hour. He went back to talk to Lohan again, this time as bad cop. Gavin wouldn’t let him all the way in, so he yelled through the door.

    “You signed the contract. You knew this was coming!”

    Another hour passed, and Lohan eventually moved to the bed but wouldn’t remove her robe. Schrader worried that the early-morning sunlight would begin streaming through the house. He thought of sending everyone home. But then he realized that there was one thing he hadn’t yet tried. He stripped off all of his clothes. Naked, he walked toward Lohan.

    “Lins, I want you to be comfortable. C’mon, let’s do this.”

    Lohan shrieked.

    “Paul!”

    Pope heard the scream and ran up from downstairs. He turned a corner, and there was a naked Schrader. Pope let out a “whoa” and slowly backed out of the room.
  • Tonka 13 Feb 2013 10:19:57 20,819 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    I get what you're point is, I'm not a moron.
    Your spelling makes me think you are making some joke I'm not getting.
    Or that you're on a mobile phone...

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • sport 13 Feb 2013 10:28:01 12,775 posts
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    Could someone please spell it out for kalel?
  • kalel 13 Feb 2013 10:29:55 88,453 posts
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    Anyway, I don't think anyone would have predicted Lindsey Loham turning up in a controversial "erotic thriller". What a surprise that is.
  • Deckard1 13 Feb 2013 10:33:37 28,752 posts
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    I've got to say, I'm looking forward to it. Good article as well.
  • craigy Staff 13 Feb 2013 10:39:31 7,722 posts
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    Jeez kalel, keep up
  • kalel 13 Feb 2013 12:26:31 88,453 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I've got to say, I'm looking forward to it. Good article as well.
    Mean Girls Lindsay - absolutely. Current version - eugh.
  • Deckard1 13 Feb 2013 12:30:37 28,752 posts
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    Still though. I kind of want to see it. She's famous. I'd probably happily watch Dawn French getting fucked to be honest.
  • Mola_Ram 13 Feb 2013 12:36:17 7,708 posts
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    I'm more looking forward to seeing James Deen.

    Not in a gay way.
  • nickthegun 13 Feb 2013 12:36:39 60,505 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Anyway, I don't think anyone would have predicted Lindsey Loham turning up in a controversial "erotic thriller". What a surprise that is.
    However, when she recently did playboy, she joined the ranks of actresses willing to do playboy, but too prissy to show their faffs.

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  • beastmaster 13 Feb 2013 12:36:40 11,619 posts
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    This story was run (and on the cover) of The Sunday Times suppliment a few weeks back. Could be on the path to utter self-destruction.

    I've still not read The Devil's Candy which is the story of the making of The Bonfire of the Vanities. However, I think that story is a lot more interesting than the film itself.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • kalel 13 Feb 2013 12:40:37 88,453 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    Anyway, I don't think anyone would have predicted Lindsey Loham turning up in a controversial "erotic thriller". What a surprise that is.
    However, when she recently did playboy, she joined the ranks of actresses willing to do playboy, but too prissy to show their faffs.
    I thought she did? Actually...what are faffs?
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