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  • mrpon 12 Nov 2012 12:20:26 28,738 posts
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    Brunch is off.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 12 Nov 2012 12:36:18 27,655 posts
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    It was the whole reason I offered to buy you brunch to be honest.

    Hush you ponce

  • mrpon 12 Nov 2012 12:51:10 28,738 posts
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    Deckard1

    Many of you may have ignored this little nugget, but it's started to grow on me. I initially dismissed it as samey, seen it all before etc.. But it's got better on repeat viewings and has even started to amuse slightly.

    8/10

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  • Mola_Ram 12 Nov 2012 13:24:41 7,198 posts
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    About as good as Halo then
  • kalel 12 Nov 2012 13:25:51 86,878 posts
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    I'm still not sure if the constant "referencing" is it being meta or plagiarism. I want to believe the former, but I fear the latter.
  • beastmaster 12 Nov 2012 13:33:52 11,314 posts
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    Succubus: Hell-Bent - 10/10 for awfulness and entertainment value


    "A female demon or supernatural being appearing in dreams, who takes the form of a human woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual intercourse. The male counterpart is the incubus. Religious traditions hold that repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health or even death".

    Sounds like the best film ever doesn't it? Welcome to B movie heaven. Having watched A Tale Of Two Sisters, I decided to go for the film equivalent of a Mctuckys burger. This film delivers of every possible level of awfulness you can imagine.

    The plot? Two rich kids who fly jet-fighters in their spare time go to the US Megaluff to drink beer and ppaaarrtttyyyy. That's where one of them meets the said Succubus and she then proceeds to tear into him whilst having sex. She then appears and disappears virtually right in front of him and has her wicked way with him. He then runs out of her at the end of their holiday and heads back to LA. She then comes after him to 'finish the job'.


    Somehow, they managed to afford Kelly Hu and Gary Busey. Ok, so they appear for about 5 mins each but Gary Busey is way OTT as usual. It's even got some decent FX for the jet scenes too. Quite amazing they can get a large amount of funding for something so awful/brilliant.

    Oh, and the lady who plays the Succubus, she's absolutely stunning. If you're going to go, you may as well come and go at the same time.

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  • megastar 12 Nov 2012 14:40:31 17,176 posts
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    Land of the Lost

    Made it half way through and turned it off. I had heard it was poor but figured Will Ferrell is always good for a laugh!

    It turns out that shortly after signing up for this movie, Will realised how dreadful it was going to be because he doesn't even try to be amusing in this. You can tell he is literally phoning in the entire performance giving next to no energy whatsoever.

    Anyway, he builds a thing that ... urgh I cant be bothered - it's just so shite!

    Avoid

    1/10
  • captbirdseye 12 Nov 2012 14:52:39 4,859 posts
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    The Sweeney

    Nothing like the TV show and just turns into a horrible cockney fight fest. Also minus a few points for a naked Ray Winstone.

    2/10
  • BinaryBob101 12 Nov 2012 16:35:45 22,635 posts
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    @megastar Why is it you only watch shite films?

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  • BinaryBob101 12 Nov 2012 16:37:17 22,635 posts
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    Anyway, Headhunters 8/10

    Awesomely twisty turny Norwegian thriller, that starts at a breakneck pace and never really slows down to the brilliant conclusion.

    Highly recommended.

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  • Gambit1977 12 Nov 2012 16:37:59 9,583 posts
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    If someone didn't watch the shit films, we'd never know when to avoid them.
  • TechnoHippy 12 Nov 2012 19:47:05 14,707 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Deckard1

    Many of you may have ignored this little nugget, but it's started to grow on me. I initially dismissed it as samey, seen it all before etc.. But it's got better on repeat viewings and has even started to amuse slightly.

    8/10
    Reads more like a 6.

    ;-)

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  • Deckard1 12 Nov 2012 20:01:49 27,655 posts
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    You're pretty advanced for a spambot

    Hush you ponce

  • Deleted user 12 November 2012 20:04:09
    glol

    Argo 9/10

    Affleck is great as both actor and director. There's little action just a well told and unusual (though not as unusual as the build up made it sound).
  • TechnoHippy 12 Nov 2012 20:12:07 14,707 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    You're pretty advanced for a spambot
    Do I pass the Turing Test?

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  • graysonavich 12 Nov 2012 20:15:01 7,320 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    It's a significant bug really. I find it fairly surprising it's still around.
    The one thing bonus of writing your own code is that you don't need to wait weeks/months/years for an external bug fix...

    Oh.
  • Jmek 12 Nov 2012 21:21:17 1,321 posts
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    Tokyo Godfathers - 80%

    Funny, touching, surprising & generally awesome anime about three homeless people trying to find the parents of an abandoned baby.
  • mrpon 12 Nov 2012 21:59:33 28,738 posts
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    All Good Things (US Netflix)

    Quite a good film until the last third kicks in with a wtf moment, I nearly spat my tea out.

    Watch this film if you like:

    - Ryan Gosling with sideburns
    - A quick glance of Kirsten Dunsts boobs
    - True story movies told in flashback
    - Whodunits
    - Cats

    7/10

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Dougs 12 Nov 2012 22:08:41 67,116 posts
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    Worth it for a gander at the boobs it sounds like.
  • mrpon 12 Nov 2012 22:29:29 28,738 posts
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    It isn't, fleeting is a better word.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Dougs 12 Nov 2012 22:38:00 67,116 posts
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    There's always fast forward I guess.
  • megastar 13 Nov 2012 00:28:56 17,176 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    @megastar Why is it you only watch shite films?
    Because thats how I roll, Bob!

    Gives me somet to whinge about I guess!
  • Gambit1977 13 Nov 2012 10:43:04 9,583 posts
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    Headhunters
    Stupendous entertainment. Loved it.
    9/10
  • eleven63 13 Nov 2012 23:28:10 1,601 posts
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    Drive - wow, like The Getaway (1973) by Peckinpah in its build up etc, can't believe it has taken me so long to getting around to seeing it! Brilliant 9/10

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  • Dangerous_Dan 13 Nov 2012 23:57:57 2,380 posts
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    The Expendables 2.

    It's not a serious movie. That being said it contains light-hearted humor which often gets cheesy but is still charming if you get the 80s and 90s action movies.

    It's even more cheesy than the first one - might explain some of the complaints.

    Definitely a good movie to bring a girlfriend or a date along. That way you are certain they are there because of you and not the movie. ;)

    7/10 - if not taken seriously
  • sirtacos 14 Nov 2012 01:38:03 7,273 posts
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    Seven Psychopaths

    Sam Rockwell. Colin Farrell. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. Woody Harrelson.
    !!!!!!!
    Despite the cast, and their undeniable comedic ablities, the film isn't all that funny, clever or entertaining. It's one running meta joke that's stretched for way too long. The dialogue isn't very well-written, the characters are bad, etc.
    I appreciate that it tries something 'different' from your average film, but it's just not very good. It feels like a lazy version of Adaptation.
    I did laugh a few times though. So there's that.

    6/10

    Edited by sirtacos at 01:39:13 14-11-2012
  • LeoliansBro 14 Nov 2012 08:08:59 43,735 posts
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    Cabin in the Woods. Too much bad CGI but enjoyably daft nonetheless. 8/10.

    Question - why had demolition been instructed to delay blowing the tunnel? Was that ever cleared up?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Blakester 14 Nov 2012 09:27:59 3,595 posts
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    sirtacos wrote:
    Seven Psychopaths

    Sam Rockwell. Colin Farrell. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. Woody Harrelson.
    !!!!!!!
    Despite the cast, and their undeniable comedic ablities, the film isn't all that funny, clever or entertaining. It's one running meta joke that's stretched for way too long. The dialogue isn't very well-written, the characters are bad, etc.
    I appreciate that it tries something 'different' from your average film, but it's just not very good. It feels like a lazy version of Adaptation.
    I did laugh a few times though. So there's that.

    6/10
    Shame, guess I'll be waiting a little longer for a proper follow-up to In Bruges.

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  • AcidSnake 14 Nov 2012 09:43:18 7,238 posts
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    Skyfall 7/10

    It's gone back to the old Bond templates more...Shame, as I really enjoyed Casino Royale's more retained pace and slightly more believable plot...

    I left with some questions though...
    I know which film the car was previously used in, but what was CraigBond doing with it? Didn't he make 00 status just two films ago? Ar they now saying it wasn't a reboot?
    So at one point Bond casually breaks into M's house to sit there in the dark...Later we find a villain desperately trying to find M for some revenge with better hacking/breaking and entering skills than Bond, yet he stages an enormously elaborate scheme to find M...Why?...
    Since when do Komodo dragons drag people away screaming? Their whole gig was to bite and let the poor bastard die of infection a few days later, wasn't it?

    Also, is it just me or does Bond make a point out of arriving two seconds after a bad guy kills someone?

    That said, it's still Bond, so I wasn't expecting the plot to make much sense...And it was entertaining...

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  • TheSaint 14 Nov 2012 09:58:48 14,288 posts
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    Argo 9/10

    Great film but could have done with a bit more Cranston.
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