Some kind of poster with jokes about George Bush is a must. You don't even need to know anything about politics - just say "LOL, he can't pronounce nuclear and has monkey facial expressions".
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NewYork 24,813 posts
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Syrette 38,340 posts
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Registered 10 years agoMust have Jessica Alba there somewhere or you're let the side down.XBL: rolemodel86 PSN: Syrette86
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Nexus_6 3,504 posts
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Registered 9 years agocubbymoore wrote:
LOL i actually read 'cut outs' as 'cunts'
Oh if they're cut outs from gynecologists weekly then that's fine.
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Registered 8 years agoQuite interesting to see the reply from some people here actually. Wasn't expecting this to be received the way it did. My room does have posters of bands and a couple of games to, so its not just a whorehouse. Maybe having 12 posters is an exageration but is having 6 over the room that bad? (Their not all your stereotypical chav picture either, some are really quite artsy).
On campus i've been to quite a few different rooms and virtually every room owned by a male has them. Does that make us all immature and chavs? I think some of you may be taking this presumption a tad to far. At the end of the day all they are are wall fillers to get rid of that empty space, and to hide the cracks in the wall. -
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pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agoWhen I was a bachelor, I had the following on my walls
1) Huge poster of Madeleine Smith / Ingrid Pitt from "The Vampire Lovers"
2) Geeky poster of Gillian Anderson with wet hair, looking slightly weepy.
3) Several Hajiime robots.
4) A sodding huge painting I'd done myself of a large breasted woman draped over a mech.
Soon as I started going out with my missus / got married, these were all destroyed.
;_;
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pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agoNah I just paint fast.
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Tiger_Walts 16,255 posts
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Registered 10 years agocubbymoore wrote:
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PES_Fanboy 11,522 posts
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Registered 8 years agoIs the tits n mech thing a joke, Peej? -
nickthegun 44,409 posts
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Registered 7 years agoHeres a hint: Real girls dont like posters of airbrushed women as it gives them a complex.
When I was a swinging singleton I had one wall covered in a mosaic of 12" record sleeves and, the most potent weapon in my arsenal, a big poster of Debbie Harry in her prime.
Every woman loves Blondie and I havent met one yet that doesnt look up to her as a role model. As a talking point on the road to lovin', I dont think it ever failed.---------------------------------------------------------
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NewYork 24,813 posts
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Syrette 38,340 posts
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Registered 10 years agoThey probably won't mind as much if your posters are of Anne Robinson etcXBL: rolemodel86 PSN: Syrette86
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pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agoPES_Fanboy wrote:
Yep.
Is the tits n mech thing a joke, Peej?
Actually it was a painting of this:
http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/munch/munch.scream2.jpg
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pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agoWhat you really need to do is stick posters of pretentious movies on the wall, so it makes you look like you're really intellectual and attractive, and appreciate culture.
Y'know the sort of stuff. Annie Hall, Betty Blue, Manon Des Sources.
Oh and of course that shot of Mr Darcy crawling out of the pond with a wet shirt on. Chicks really dig on that shit.
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NewYork 24,813 posts
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Registered 7 years agoKnowing what women like?
Idolising Debbie Harry?
Creating wall art?
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PES_Fanboy 11,522 posts
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Registered 8 years agopjmaybe wrote:
AHA! So you were the person that stole it...PES_Fanboy wrote:
Yep.
Is the tits n mech thing a joke, Peej?
Actually it was a painting of this:
http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/munch/munch.scream2.jpg
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Registered 10 years agoMake sure you've got a Simpsons/Family Guy/South Park poster up there somewhere, you want to be seen to have a sense of humour.XBL: rolemodel86 PSN: Syrette86
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Registered 11 years agoManicMinerUK wrote:
Not when you're a student. Seriously, you should SEE the amount of 'em walking around here at the moment with a bag full of posters in tubes.
seriously, once you reach 18, take the fucking posters down... It's one step above still having a teddy bear!
I bet I can comfortably predict what most of 'em are n'all...
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Registered 7 years agomaycon82 wrote:
I actually dont know.
what the hell are you talking about..hahaha...haha.
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Syrette 38,340 posts
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What uni do you live near then, Peej?ManicMinerUK wrote:
Not when you're a student. Seriously, you should SEE the amount of 'em walking around here at the moment with a bag full of posters in tubes.
seriously, once you reach 18, take the fucking posters down... It's one step above still having a teddy bear!
I bet I can comfortably predict what most of 'em are n'all...
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PES_Fanboy 11,522 posts
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Registered 8 years agomaycon82 wrote:
You need three watermelons. And something to cut a hole in one of them.nickthegun wrote:
And while you're there perhaps pick up some womens clothing,make up, two watermelons- maybe string together a guy fawkes esque lady and have some company tonight.maycon82 wrote:
I actually dont know.
what the hell are you talking about..hahaha...haha.
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Registered 11 years agoforeverafternothing wrote:
Work near / in? Oxford.pjmaybe wrote:
What uni do you live near then, Peej?ManicMinerUK wrote:
Not when you're a student. Seriously, you should SEE the amount of 'em walking around here at the moment with a bag full of posters in tubes.
seriously, once you reach 18, take the fucking posters down... It's one step above still having a teddy bear!
I bet I can comfortably predict what most of 'em are n'all...
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Registered 7 years agomaycon82 wrote:
Youve become surprisingly eloquent for a trainee tyre fitter.nickthegun wrote:
And while you're there perhaps pick up some womens clothing,make up, two watermelons- maybe string together a guy fawkes esque lady and have some company tonight.maycon82 wrote:
I actually dont know.
what the hell are you talking about..hahaha...haha.
/Runs down tescos to buy Nutz, Loaded and the other one thats like nutz but a bit classier.---------------------------------------------------------
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Syrette 38,340 posts
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Registered 10 years agopjmaybe wrote:
Ah. Thought Oxford would have been a bit too... 'up-market' for some of the posters that get sold.foreverafternothing wrote:
Work near / in? Oxford.pjmaybe wrote:
What uni do you live near then, Peej?ManicMinerUK wrote:
Not when you're a student. Seriously, you should SEE the amount of 'em walking around here at the moment with a bag full of posters in tubes.
seriously, once you reach 18, take the fucking posters down... It's one step above still having a teddy bear!
I bet I can comfortably predict what most of 'em are n'all...
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nickthegun 44,409 posts
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Registered 7 years agoforeverafternothing wrote:
Never underestimate the appeal of appearing to rough it.
Ah. Thought Oxford would have been a bit too... 'up-market' for some of the posters that get sold.
I live in Oxford too and, yeah, they are like any other students except far more annoying.---------------------------------------------------------
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pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agoHence my comment about pretentious film posters.
S'funny though, when I was at college you could more or less guarantee that either sex would have at least one of the following in their room
1) Betty Blue poster
2) Blues Brothers poster
3) Rocky Horror Picture Show poster
4) Pulp Fiction / Reservoir Dogs poster
5) Assorted David Lynch film posters (usually Eraserhead)
6) Smiths album cover posters
7) Levellers Album Cover posters
8) The The - Mind Bomb posters
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Registered 10 years agoCrispyXUK wrote:
No, Saul Bass posters are just about acceptable, I'd say.
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Pac-man ate my wife wrote:
Fuck no... those chicks always seem like vapid whores to me.
Suicide Girls ftw then?
They almost all seem like stupid bitches who want people to pay them to see their clunge 'cos they can't be arsed to work and then act all surprise when the site owners rip them off. How empowering that must be.gif)
pjmaybe wrote:
Heh. When I was a young lad I had that poster of Sean Yseult from White Zombie on my wall that most folks had, an Iron Maiden poster and several other metal posters.
When I was a bachelor, I had the following on my walls
1) Huge poster of Madeleine Smith / Ingrid Pitt from "The Vampire Lovers"
2) Geeky poster of Gillian Anderson with wet hair, looking slightly weepy.
3) Several Hajiime robots.
4) A sodding huge painting I'd done myself of a large breasted woman draped over a mech.
Soon as I started going out with my missus / got married, these were all destroyed. I'm a grumpy bastard.
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