How many posters should a man have in his room (Of women)?

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  • Spong92 15 Oct 2007 23:36:19 324 posts
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    My girlfriend reckons I should only have 2-3 posters up in my room, and I have 6 up. Planning to have around 12 (Note they are only A4).

    How many posters do you have up and do you think it is 'right' to have that many up?
  • terminalterror 15 Oct 2007 23:38:03 18,937 posts
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    1 for every 3.141m^2 of floor space.
  • GuiltySpark 15 Oct 2007 23:55:57 6,355 posts
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    I have a poster of Bruce Willis in my room.

    He's all I need.

    Get bent.

  • cubbymoore 15 Oct 2007 23:57:35 36,478 posts
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    Depends if they're posters of girls you know and are not you're girlfriend or not.
  • Dirtbox 15 Oct 2007 23:57:57 77,656 posts
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    I have an 11x4 foot painting of a noody lady on my wall.

    It's arty farty.

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  • Deleted user 15 October 2007 23:58:22
    Spong92 wrote:
    My girlfriend reckons I should only have 2-3 posters up in my room, and I have 6 up. Planning to have around 12 (Note they are only A4).

    How many posters do you have up and do you think it is 'right' to have that many up?
    Are you, like, 13, hur hur, and do they have their jugs out, hur hur?
  • warlockuk 15 Oct 2007 23:58:39 19,142 posts
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    Posters "of" women? Tbh, none... they're a bit tacky y'know. Kinda like "wayhey! I like boobs, so I'm going to put softcore porn on my walls so women know I'm sensitive to their needs when I'm kicking their backdoor in..."

    Esp. if you have a girlfriend - they don't really apprieciated it, plus you're not 15. :)

    Oh wait, 92... maybe you are 15. But still, time to put away the paper and move to the real thing. And hiding your porn like an adult.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • phAge 15 Oct 2007 23:59:16 24,344 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    Depends if they're posters of girls you know and are not you're girlfriend or not.
    Don't let the grammar nazis get you, cubby.
  • UncleLou Moderator 16 Oct 2007 00:00:06 35,492 posts
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    The answer is: none.
  • cubbymoore 16 Oct 2007 00:00:13 36,478 posts
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    fuck brackets man
  • phAge 16 Oct 2007 00:00:38 24,344 posts
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    warlockuk wrote:
    Posters "of" women? Tbh, none... they're a bit tacky y'know. Kinda like "wayhey! I like boobs, so I'm going to put softcore porn on my walls so women know I'm sensitive to their needs when I'm kicking their backdoor in..."

    Esp. if you have a girlfriend - they don't really apprieciated it, plus you're not 15. :)

    Oh wait, 92... maybe you are 15. But still, time to put away the paper and move to the real thing. And hiding your porn like an adult.
    Who the hell said anything about 'softcore'?
  • ecureuil 16 Oct 2007 00:01:30 76,661 posts
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    warlockuk wrote:
    Posters "of" women? Tbh, none... they're a bit tacky y'know. Kinda like "wayhey! I like boobs, so I'm going to put softcore porn on my walls so women know I'm sensitive to their needs when I'm kicking their backdoor in..."

    THIS.
  • cubbymoore 16 Oct 2007 00:01:39 36,478 posts
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    Oh if they're cut outs from gynecologists weekly then that's fine.
  • GuiltySpark 16 Oct 2007 00:02:33 6,355 posts
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    phAge wrote:
    warlockuk wrote:
    Posters "of" women? Tbh, none... they're a bit tacky y'know. Kinda like "wayhey! I like boobs, so I'm going to put softcore porn on my walls so women know I'm sensitive to their needs when I'm kicking their backdoor in..."

    Esp. if you have a girlfriend - they don't really apprieciated it, plus you're not 15. :)

    Oh wait, 92... maybe you are 15. But still, time to put away the paper and move to the real thing. And hiding your porn like an adult.
    Who the hell said anything about 'softcore'?

    His Mummy won't let him have naughty pictures.

    Get bent.

  • Deleted user 16 October 2007 00:03:13
    None.

    You should have 3 HDDs full of porn instead.
  • Whizzo 16 Oct 2007 00:10:41 43,061 posts
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    I really need to put this poster back up.

    Apparently it's rare and worth 50 bucks from the site I nicked the graphic from. Ooooh.

    I make no apologies, Steve McQueen is God in human form.

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  • silentbob 16 Oct 2007 00:14:01 28,956 posts
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    I think a room made of women would need no posters.

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  • deem 16 Oct 2007 00:16:06 31,641 posts
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    Spong92 wrote:
    My girlfriend reckons I should only have 2-3 posters up in my room, and I have 6 up. Planning to have around 12 (Note they are only A4).

    How many posters do you have up and do you think it is 'right' to have that many up?

    If you are below the age of 18 or a student, then as many as you fucking well want (providing you are aware only chavs and pillocks have posters of 'birds' on their walls).

    Older than 18 or in full time employment, then 0.
  • Spong92 16 Oct 2007 00:24:15 324 posts
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    How about 19 and a uni student?
  • deem 16 Oct 2007 00:26:43 31,641 posts
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    As many as you want, providing you understand that it's only chavs and pillocks that adorn their walls with pics of 'birds'.

    Seriously, you're not in fucking prison.

    Oh, actually, maybe you are studying to be a car mechanic?
  • phAge 16 Oct 2007 00:28:36 24,344 posts
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    Are you trying to say that it's only chavs and pillocks that adorn their walls with pics of 'birds'?
  • silentbob 16 Oct 2007 00:29:56 28,956 posts
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    No, he mentioned trainee mechanics too.

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  • Spong92 16 Oct 2007 00:31:34 324 posts
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    deem wrote:
    As many as you want, providing you understand that it's only chavs and pillocks that adorn their walls with pics of 'birds'.

    Seriously, you're not in fucking prison.

    Oh, actually, maybe you are studying to be a car mechanic?

    I understand its called being 'male'. Their not exactly porn just models.
  • Sid-Nice 16 Oct 2007 00:32:40 15,852 posts
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    There are currently 151 registered posters on Eurogamer.

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • Micro_Explosion 16 Oct 2007 00:33:05 9,695 posts
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    phAge wrote:
    Are you trying to say that it's only chavs and pillocks that adorn their walls with pics of 'birds'?

    He's correct too.
  • warlockuk 16 Oct 2007 00:34:00 19,142 posts
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    phAge wrote:
    Who the hell said anything about 'softcore'?
    I just assumed they'd be from Maxim, Loaded, FHM and other mags written for kids to feel like grown-ups.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • phAge 16 Oct 2007 00:34:22 24,344 posts
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    silentbob wrote:
    No, he mentioned trainee mechanics too.
    Only once, mind, so I wasn't quite sure if he really meant it.
  • deem 16 Oct 2007 00:34:37 31,641 posts
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    silentbob wrote:
    No, he mentioned trainee mechanics too.

    And prisoners.

  • heyyo 16 Oct 2007 00:38:25 14,374 posts
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    Spong92 wrote:
    How about 19 and a uni student?

    I fit that bill, and have none seeing as I live with 3 girls and would most likely be called a pervet if I had so much as one said poster.

    It doesn't bother me
  • Salaman 16 Oct 2007 00:38:26 18,953 posts
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    Heed deem's words (& UL's) he speaketh the truth.
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