Questions and answers about my trip to Montreal to visit Ubisoft and preview Assassin's Creed

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  • Deleted user 11 October 2007 15:57:28
    Yes, I'm going, deal with it bitches.

    OK, so now that that's out of the way it's time to knock our heads together and come up with some interesting and appropriate questions to ask the devs at Ubisoft Montreal. I may also get the chance to speak to Jade and am already bracing myself for the inevitable barrage of highly innapropriate suggestions aimed towards her.

    Oh and Stevas wants me to personally hand deliver this.
  • espadachin 11 Oct 2007 16:00:01 2,210 posts
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    question about AC:
    how long is the game?

    question for jade:
    can i shit on your tits?

    question 2 for jade:
    is the answer above is yes, then can i FYST?
  • deem 11 Oct 2007 16:00:57 31,641 posts
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    HairyArse wrote:
    I may also get the chance to speak to Jade and am already bracing myself for the inevitable barrage of highly innapropriate suggestions aimed towards her.

    Jesus christ, she's gorgeous!

    I'm shocked.
  • Razz 11 Oct 2007 16:02:02 60,993 posts
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    Pah! I think it's a little shite though as they wanted a forumite to go rather than someone with a business agenda at hand. :/

    But I like Richard though. A lot.

    /is conflicted

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  • Deleted user 11 October 2007 16:02:23
    Why the confusion over it's exclusivity?
  • Cloudane 11 Oct 2007 16:02:26 1,974 posts
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    Spit or swallow?
  • ilmaestro 11 Oct 2007 16:03:30 32,407 posts
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    Why would anyone buy AC after it's looked so incredibly shonky at game shows? Will you be providing demoage to alleviate our fears? Could you have tried any less hard to keep the narrative twist a surprise? Is the game title going to be spelled correctly in the final version? ;)

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  • Load_2.0 11 Oct 2007 16:04:20 19,101 posts
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    Question for Ubisoft: What the fuck did you do to Prince of Persia?

    Question for Jade: Modern gamers crave diversity hence the popularity of titles such as guitar hero and Wii sports , with this in mind do you think that you could show me your tits?
  • CosmicFuzz 11 Oct 2007 16:05:00 23,706 posts
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    How long is it?

    How much interaction with the game world is possible?

    What effect does this interaction have on story/game world itself?

    Can you choose different story path's through the game or is it linear?

    We're celebrating 75 years of Batman - and here's my look back at Rocksteady's Arkham series.

  • Deleted user 11 October 2007 16:06:16
    Also, please give her that letter from Stevas.
  • ilmaestro 11 Oct 2007 16:06:57 32,407 posts
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    Jade, how much creative input have you actually had on the game?

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  • Pike 11 Oct 2007 16:07:19 13,446 posts
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    How much did you have to dumb it down for consoles?
  • Load_2.0 11 Oct 2007 16:07:43 19,101 posts
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    Wait! West Yorkshire? It doesn't matter what you say she won't understand any of it.
  • Whizzo 11 Oct 2007 16:08:03 43,057 posts
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    Question : you are getting rid of that really shonky Matrixesque lock on indicator that the recent videos had aren't you?

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  • Deleted user 11 October 2007 16:08:23
    Ask Jade if she actually has a proper job, or if she's just a pretty honeypot to lure in sexually repressed gamers into hyping their games without actually talking about the games at all.
  • ilmaestro 11 Oct 2007 16:10:00 32,407 posts
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    Is the delay to the PC version due to the need to extract all the fun from the game first?

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  • Mr_Yogi™ 11 Oct 2007 16:11:23 185 posts
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    For Jade:

    Why do you think you've suddenly become the first lady of gaming? Is it the fact that the trifecta of a computer science degree, good looks and a vagina together short a fuse in the brain of the average nerd?

    Also, would you consider snogging Kim Swift on videotape for a fiver?
  • itamae 11 Oct 2007 16:11:50 9,868 posts
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    Any ninjas in the game?
    Pirates?
    Monkeys?
    m0+orb1kz?
    What about Space Marines?
  • Deleted user 11 October 2007 16:12:51
    Be sure to show her this thread too.
  • oceanmotion 11 Oct 2007 16:13:14 15,765 posts
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    Are you getting rid of that horrid tint you put on NPCs the player is looking at, walking past just so we know ? Get rid of it.

  • Tiger_Walts 11 Oct 2007 16:14:21 16,586 posts
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    Careful now.

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  • oceanmotion 11 Oct 2007 16:15:42 15,765 posts
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    HairyArse wrote:
    Oh and Stevas wants me to personally hand deliver this.

    Very good. I agree.
  • Hunam 11 Oct 2007 16:16:55 20,674 posts
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    Producers don't create anything ilmaestro, they make sure the game is to the publisher standard and will sell. They are basically the link between the publisher and the developer, making sure the publisher knows what the developer wants to do with the game and vise versa.
  • ecureuil 11 Oct 2007 16:17:05 76,651 posts
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    Tiger_Walts wrote:
    Careful now.

    +1
  • Hunam 11 Oct 2007 16:18:40 20,674 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    Ask Jade if she actually has a proper job, or if she's just a pretty honeypot to lure in sexually repressed gamers into hyping their games without actually talking about the games at all.

    Did you see the Gamespot interview? She knows her fucking shit my friend.
  • Hunam 11 Oct 2007 16:20:27 20,674 posts
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    I just want to know if the free running aspect is being incorporated into the sword fighting.

    I think a question about how she is the first lady of gaming would be appropriate, if asked in a proper manner.
  • Deleted user 11 October 2007 16:22:10
    Oh yeah. I forgot that interviews that are generally planned and written in advance would somehow prove that Ubi didn't just go "HEY, A PRETTY LADY, THAT'LL GET THE NERDS INTERESTED".
  • oceanmotion 11 Oct 2007 16:27:40 15,765 posts
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    Hunam wrote:
    Gremmi wrote:
    Ask Jade if she actually has a proper job, or if she's just a pretty honeypot to lure in sexually repressed gamers into hyping their games without actually talking about the games at all.

    Did you see the Gamespot interview? She knows her fucking shit my friend.

    Sure she does. But, she gets a lot of limelight because she is a pretty women which is unfortunate because that shouldn't matter. Ubisoft, Gaming media know this and use it. Still, don't think she would too bothered, sure she takes it lightly. More attention and opportunities for her.

  • ilmaestro 11 Oct 2007 16:30:09 32,407 posts
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    Hunam wrote:
    Producers don't create anything ilmaestro, they make sure the game is to the publisher standard and will sell. They are basically the link between the publisher and the developer, making sure the publisher knows what the developer wants to do with the game and vise versa.
    EXACTLY.

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  • malteaserhead 11 Oct 2007 16:31:40 13,444 posts
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    ubisoft has never tried to appeal to nerds through using beautiful females in their media.

    Check out the fragdolls for an example. ;)
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