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  • caligari 10 Oct 2007 19:54:44 17,057 posts
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    ...say hello to Reborn dolls!

    More like still-born. :s
  • RabidChild 10 Oct 2007 19:56:13 2,292 posts
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    Aaaaagh its staring straight into my SOUL...
  • Deleted user 10 October 2007 19:57:41
    O_o
  • Furbs 10 Oct 2007 19:58:31 45,699 posts
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    Whoa, my ex has one of those.

    The rabbits I mean.
  • Pirotic Moderator 10 Oct 2007 19:59:59 20,647 posts
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    Some of them look pretty realistic.. apart from being calm and quiet and not screaming it's head off.
  • NewYork 10 Oct 2007 20:00:36 24,835 posts
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    Hmm. Probably illegal.



    Whatever floats your boat, though.
  • speedtrax 10 Oct 2007 20:03:42 118 posts
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    That baby is demonic.
  • phAge 10 Oct 2007 20:05:41 24,371 posts
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    Furbs wrote:
    Whoa, my ex has one of those.

    The rabbits I mean.
    IT'S KILLING THE BABY!
  • Poorandugly 10 Oct 2007 20:14:20 553 posts
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    AAAAGGHHH!!!!!
    ARRGHHH!!!


    AAAAARGHHHHH!!!!


    AAAARRGHH!!!!

    /gouges eyes out
  • Darth_Flibble 10 Oct 2007 20:16:29 1,694 posts
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    saw the thread title and thought it was about charlie sheen

    Sheen also knows something about this subject. A few years back, we're told, he bought a $6,000 anatomically correct latex girl dressed in a cheerleader's outfit. According to an insider, Sheen was quite open about the doll even bringing it to the set of his old show "Spin City."

    But then came the night when, according to our source, Sheen tried to get two female party companions interested in a foursome with the bouncy cheerleader.

    "They couldn't stop laughing at him," says the snitch. "Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll's hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster."
  • Popzeus 10 Oct 2007 20:21:38 8,330 posts
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    /vomits

    Currently playing: Standing In A Car Park Simulator 2013

  • Deleted user 10 October 2007 20:22:50
    Wasn't this the site that Something Awful got in an argument with?
  • Idoru 10 Oct 2007 20:40:31 368 posts
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    deathgibbon wrote:
    Wasn't this the site that Something Awful got in an argument with?

    No that was crazy doll lady

    *shudder*
  • Mike_Hunt 10 Oct 2007 22:27:53 23,514 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    Some of them look pretty realistic.. apart from being calm and quiet and not screaming it's head off.

    A woman and her young daughter (about 5) had one sitting in the trolley at Asda a few months back. It looked...real, but dead. Honestly, I had to blatantly stare for ages just to convince myself that they weren't pushing a dead baby around the supermarket!

    /shudders

    [MH]
  • Ares 11 Oct 2007 03:41:32 1,822 posts
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    caligari wrote:
    ...say hello to Reborn dolls!

    More like still-born. :s

    /considers using homepage doll as his profile pic...

    That's pretty weird about Charlie Sheen though. :/
  • JuanKerr 12 Oct 2007 14:42:35 36,248 posts
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    / clicks link

    / assumes foetal poistion

    / cries
  • bauhaus 12 Oct 2007 14:45:54 3,512 posts
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    great fun tossing one out of your car window though

  • JuanKerr 12 Oct 2007 14:46:59 36,248 posts
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    bauhaus wrote:
    great fun tossing one out of your car window though


    Or drop-kicking one down a busy street.
  • NewYork 1 Jan 2008 01:13:29 24,835 posts
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    Woah!
  • Micro_Explosion 1 Jan 2008 01:16:02 9,695 posts
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    Sexy.
  • Master_Miller 1 Jan 2008 01:17:30 1,642 posts
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    Don't blink. Blink and you're dead!
  • chronom4n 1 Jan 2008 02:12:25 527 posts
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    of all the babies, that baby laura is the most fucking realistic one of the whole lot imo. But I suppose if you go to the other end of the market you could get those other dolls that look like real women i forget what they are called. someone ought to know.

    But they are too freaking realistic.
  • phAge 1 Jan 2008 03:16:51 24,371 posts
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    Any info on the pubic hair-status of shose?

    I like my children smooth, you see.
  • Deleted user 1 January 2008 03:56:26
    What
  • Deleted user 1 January 2008 03:57:26
    My thread was funnier, and had links to premature Reborn dolls.
  • Deleted user 1 January 2008 03:57:46
    the fuck?
  • Deleted user 1 January 2008 03:59:30
    Most of collectors and our customers prefer the soft body reborn dolls though they can also be left with a vinyl body. This soft body type is weighted and stuffed to feel very cuddly and similar to that of a baby. The arms, legs and head are also weighted to give each reborn dolls comparable baby weight.
  • El_MUERkO 1 Jan 2008 04:01:17 17,037 posts
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    RabidChild wrote:
    Aaaaagh its staring straight into my SOUL...

    i poo'd a little in fear
  • Deleted user 1 January 2008 04:02:01
    Tabitha is a very special baby, and the ultimate in realism.Every effort has been made to bring all the qualities of a real newborn to life in this little 'treasure'.

    Tabitha is a preemie baby and as you will see from her pictures was in need of some light monitoring and a bit of oxygen when she was first 'born' but other than that is a perfectly healthy baby girl, ready and waiting to go 'home'!
    I'm very 'aroused' by this.


    ...


    That's it. I'm quitting the internet.
  • ShogunAssassin 1 Jan 2008 14:37:54 471 posts
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    That doll is beyond creepy, and I find it quite perverse that some people would even want one of those...
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