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  • Tonka 9 Oct 2007 12:26:49 20,202 posts
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    Hello.

    Being fed up with all the crappy ONline PDF gaming mags that are flooding the internet I've decided to make the crappiest of them all.

    Now I'm looking for reviewers.
    The review should consist of the following
    Title of the game (I mean of course com on)
    Version played (This will later be turned into an undecipherable icon so you can only review multiformat games.
    The score from 1-4 (this will also be something undecipherable(probably different kids of fishes))

    Thanks


    (don't get sad if I don't accept your review and/or give you credit)

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Tonka 9 Oct 2007 12:27:23 20,202 posts
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    Right forgot.

    Post your reviews here

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • magicpanda 9 Oct 2007 12:52:00 13,336 posts
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    Racoon Hats out of 5
  • Tonka 9 Oct 2007 13:02:48 20,202 posts
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    Magic Panda wrote:
    Racoon Hats out of 5

    This will be the first article.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Load_2.0 9 Oct 2007 13:04:00 19,132 posts
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    RE5

    In this game you shoot some blacks. Its fine though as they are zombies.

    Also you kill a monster.

    8/10.
  • Venatio Event Features Manager, Gamer Network 9 Oct 2007 13:05:23 4,624 posts
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    Halo 3

    Penetrate the sacred ring.

    Tuna out of 4.

    "sounds like a public school ponce"

  • Dirtbox 9 Oct 2007 13:05:40 77,686 posts
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    Halo

    lol/10

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  • Load_2.0 9 Oct 2007 13:06:51 19,132 posts
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    ToonMonkey wrote:
    Operation Wolf.

    No operations. No wolves. 2.8/10

    Glol.
  • Progguitarist 9 Oct 2007 13:07:41 10,420 posts
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    Operation Thunderbolt.

    Imagine my dissapointment when I discovered there were also no operations OR thunderbolts in the sequel!

    False advertising?

    2/10
  • Tonka 9 Oct 2007 13:10:43 20,202 posts
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    Only multiformat games people.
    And keep the text to a minimum as it will be printed on an inlay to the actual Mag.
    (The operation wolf review might get a covershot.)

    Max score is still 4. 2.8 out of 4 is acceptable.
    (No one will be able to understand the scores anyway so don't fret too much over them.

    The name of the game is most important. Pick cool games people. Virtua Fighter anyone? REZ?

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • presh 9 Oct 2007 13:14:28 1,221 posts
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    PES 2008

    The heartwarming story of a boy and his novelty sweet dispenser.

    8/10 cats preferred it
  • BanjoMan 9 Oct 2007 13:15:05 13,730 posts
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    My cock - 10/10

    Yours - 1/10

    PSN: BanjoFett
    XBL: Banjo Fett

  • Progguitarist 9 Oct 2007 13:17:01 10,420 posts
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    Back 2 Skool - CBM64, Amstrad Thingy, Speccy

    Shit graphics but you get to write obscenities on the blackboard before the teacher sprite arrives.

    3.2/4
  • Load_2.0 9 Oct 2007 13:18:59 19,132 posts
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    World of Warcraft.

    You may have lent him a virtual sword but don't let that stop you killing your "friend" in real life when he doesn't return it.
    Orcs, Elves, Magic, latent homosexuality.

    3 out of 4 grinds.

  • Dirtbox 9 Oct 2007 13:19:18 77,686 posts
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    R-Type

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    0.2742313221/0.2744636215

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  • psychokitten Moderator 9 Oct 2007 13:19:48 7,794 posts
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    Do we have to actually play the games?

    Cabela's Trophy Bucks - 0.35 / 4
    Because it's probably crap, but I had to give it some points because the deer on the cover looks cute.
  • presh 9 Oct 2007 13:20:02 1,221 posts
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    Noughts and crosses

    Poor quality graphics, but an empahsis on old-skool gameplay. Always a big hit with casual gamers.

    3.99/4.25
  • Tonka 9 Oct 2007 13:22:07 20,202 posts
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    It's betetr if you played them. But as proffesionals have prooved. Sometimes an hour in a comfy leather couch is enough to give a score.

    You decide. As long as it's something you wont take reponsability for a some fansite it's fine by me.

    The RE4 review is genius.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Razz 9 Oct 2007 13:22:19 61,037 posts
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    DoDon Pachi

    Never before have I been so utterly disapointed by a shmup. So this is how you mess up a shmup...

    2/2/2/2

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    Steam/PSN/XBOX: Razztafarai | 3DS: 1246-9674-8856
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  • Razz 9 Oct 2007 13:22:20 61,037 posts
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    Radiant Silvergun

    Never before have I been so utterly disapointed by a shmup. So this is how you mess up a shmup...

    2/2/2/2

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  • Ginger 9 Oct 2007 13:24:27 6,829 posts
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    Eve-Online. Addictive, expensive and you get to shoot real people and destroy their acheivements

    pi/4

    London open taekwondo champion

  • Tonka 9 Oct 2007 13:27:43 20,202 posts
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    If you have any pictures you want me to use please link to them.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Quagmire 9 Oct 2007 13:28:59 75 posts
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    Ginger wrote:
    Eve-Online. Addictive, expensive and you get to shoot real people and destroy their acheivements

    pi/4

    i have 12,000,000 skill points and hide in stations, you can take nothing from me! NOTHING
  • Venatio Event Features Manager, Gamer Network 9 Oct 2007 13:30:29 4,624 posts
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    Brian Lara's Cricket

    Xbox 360

    2D platformer in which Brian Lara's pet insect embarks on a dangerous mission to rescue Brian from the clutches of Michael Atherton.

    Warning: contains long antennae.

    1 'hello, Dave?'s' out of 4

    "sounds like a public school ponce"

  • gogobaka 9 Oct 2007 13:36:45 689 posts
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    Lair

    It's got nice menus 4/4!
    The menu music is nice 4/4!

    Overall 4/4!
  • nickthegun 9 Oct 2007 13:37:38 59,419 posts
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    Final Fight

    A game packed full of the gayest characters in videogame history.

    I want a mustache like Haggars.

    3/4

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    He totally called it

  • Ace_McCloud 9 Oct 2007 13:49:38 1,385 posts
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    Halo 3

    Finish the fight. It'll only take a minute.......... or will it!?!?

    Yep.

    4 Elites out of 4
  • Ginger 9 Oct 2007 13:57:50 6,829 posts
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    Quagmire wrote:
    Ginger wrote:
    Eve-Online. Addictive, expensive and you get to shoot real people and destroy their acheivements

    pi/4

    i have 12,000,000 skill points and hide in stations, you can take nothing from me! NOTHING
    /conquers outpost
    /ejects Quagmire into the cold depths of space

    London open taekwondo champion

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