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  • localnotail 26 Feb 2012 20:30:15 23,093 posts
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    There are acres of breasts on this week's audience. The girl who was standing to the right of Hammond for the news and looked like Sonia from EastEnders skinnier cousin had boobs that jiggled up & down when she laughed, in a very endearing manner.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • jonsaan 26 Feb 2012 20:31:29 25,247 posts
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    Phwaoar.

    FCUTA!

  • jonsaan 26 Feb 2012 20:32:39 25,247 posts
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    Shit actors are always exactly the same in real life eh?

    FCUTA!

  • jonsaan 26 Feb 2012 20:33:45 25,247 posts
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    Am I the only person in Britain who had no chance of being a professional footballer when they were younger?

    FCUTA!

  • LeoliansBro 26 Feb 2012 20:37:14 41,863 posts
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    He's coming across quite well methinks.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • jonsaan 26 Feb 2012 20:41:09 25,247 posts
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    Oh yes. Don't get me wrong. Nice guy. You can still be anice guy and a crap actor :D

    Do you think JC will be in trouble for admitting that his youngest kid plays Nazi Zombies?

    I just meant that I always take it as a sign of a poor actor if they basically play themselves.

    Edited by jonsaan at 20:42:19 26-02-2012

    FCUTA!

  • gammonbanter 26 Feb 2012 22:13:17 1,415 posts
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    Loved the SAAB film.
  • CharlieStCloud 28 Feb 2012 13:00:13 4,660 posts
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    Amazed at the lack of comments ... best episode of the new series yet!

    The part at the start - a rally car versus a 'human jet' - was blooming great fun even if Richard was hamming it up once again.

    The SAAB part made me realise that when Clarkson and May are doing heir own thing together, it is just wonderful ... almost a pleasure to see them talking like friends as oppose to reading a script.

    Matt Smith was a decent guest; aggressive driving around the Top Gear track can still net you a respectable time after all!

    More Clarkson and May moments please!
  • JuanKerr 28 Feb 2012 13:02:37 36,094 posts
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    Definitely agree about the Clarkson and May bits - they are always really good together.
  • LeoliansBro 28 Feb 2012 13:08:31 41,863 posts
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    Case in point with that three wheeler in China as well. They've really refound some of the old gold :)

    Edited by LeoliansBro at 13:12:12 28-02-2012

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • oceanmotion 28 Feb 2012 13:10:11 15,243 posts
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    Yeah, there has been a few good episodes this series. They really are great when they stick to the car facts. You can tell they are good friends at times especially the Saab segment. I was in that Saab museum a few years ago. It was funny hearing them talk about how seriously they take safety, my mate worked on crash safety for Saab, was a big thing, now he is at Volvo. Even the Chinese one was amusing with the counterfeit stuff, they make it interesting while remaining grounded.
  • brokenkey 4 Mar 2012 17:15:07 6,797 posts
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    So, this should put the idea that they fake Top Gear to bed..

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=91b_1330794834

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  • Deleted user 4 March 2012 18:04:13
    What is it that's been faked?
  • Psychotext 4 Mar 2012 18:34:17 52,768 posts
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    They fake the "funny", not the stupid. The stupid they have down to a fine art. :D

    Was the pilot ok there? That's a crazy expensive crash.
  • Fake_Blood 4 Mar 2012 18:36:32 3,814 posts
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    Those cobras can take a hit.
    The fuselage looks remarkably intact.
  • brokenkey 4 Mar 2012 18:49:01 6,797 posts
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    Yeah, both pilot and Co pilot were fine. Chopper belonged to a heritage museum.

    It respawned about a minute later.

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  • SolidSCB 4 Mar 2012 18:51:23 5,821 posts
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    Kimi Raikkonen is supposed to make an appearance tonight. This means I may have to endure a bunch of contrived sketches, but I am willing to make that sacrifice for the Iceman.
  • ecureuil 4 Mar 2012 19:10:15 76,003 posts
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    brokenkey wrote:
    Yeah, both pilot and Co pilot were fine. Chopper belonged to a heritage museum.

    It respawned about a minute later.
    :D
  • Kostabi 4 Mar 2012 19:18:17 4,659 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    Kimi Raikkonen is supposed to make an appearance tonight. This means I may have to endure a bunch of contrived sketches, but I am willing to make that sacrifice for the Iceman.
    I think he's on next week.
  • Deleted user 4 March 2012 20:22:53
    That girl to the left of the TV during the news has massive breasts.
  • Kosmoz 4 Mar 2012 20:25:54 7,508 posts
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    So she does.

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • Deleted user 4 March 2012 21:02:16
    Was quite funny when it started raining.
  • ResidentKnievel 4 Mar 2012 21:09:27 5,869 posts
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    I love Top Gear

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  • Kostabi 4 Mar 2012 21:12:23 4,659 posts
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    Loved the arms and elbows driving on display.
  • ecureuil 11 Mar 2012 21:02:06 76,003 posts
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    Great ending to the series.
  • monkehhh 11 Mar 2012 22:28:43 3,120 posts
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    Shame about the stupid stunt driving episode, a solid series overall with some great moments.
  • dsmx 11 Mar 2012 22:30:04 7,408 posts
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    I really liked that episode as well, so overall this has been the best top gear series in years.

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  • Bremenacht 11 Mar 2012 22:39:32 15,741 posts
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    Yeah, good stuff. I like it when they do go racing - they always look they're genuinely enjoying themselves. That Clarkson made no attempt to take out Hammond showed that he was really going for it - no tired laughs on display.

    Also, Clarkson's conversion into a BMW-phile seems complete.

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  • ResidentKnievel 11 Mar 2012 23:35:05 5,869 posts
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    I want to go rallycrossing

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