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  • Pike 5 Sep 2007 10:54:51 13,448 posts
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    For an old British woman she is surprisingly acceptable.

    I vote for would.
  • Cloudane 5 Sep 2007 10:56:03 1,974 posts
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    She can bend over aannyyy time.
  • pjmaybe 5 Sep 2007 11:05:03 70,676 posts
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    afray wrote:
    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Fern Cotton? Where do you draw the retarded line?

    Oh much lower down than that. We're not even at the rim of the barrel yet.

    I can't stand Fern Cotton. Her voice irritates, she looks like an anorexic Lemur, she's incapable of being funny either on telly or on the radio. The only practical use for the girl would be to use her as a ram stick for your old flintlock rifle.

    Peej
  • afray 5 Sep 2007 11:06:25 2,251 posts
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    I'd like to ram her stick down my flintlock rifle fnarrrr

    -wait a minute...
  • mad_caddy 5 Sep 2007 11:06:58 3,306 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    The only practical use for the girl would be to use her as a ram stick for your old flintlock rifle.

    Peej

    Did you watch the real Dick Turpin by any chance last night, it's not often I hear/read "flintlock" 2 days running.
  • pjmaybe 5 Sep 2007 11:07:59 70,676 posts
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    mad_caddy wrote:
    pjmaybe wrote:
    The only practical use for the girl would be to use her as a ram stick for your old flintlock rifle.

    Peej

    Did you watch the real Dick Turpin by any chance last night, it's not often I hear/read "flintlock" 2 days running.

    Damned mind reader!!!

    Yep, was actually pretty cool!

    Peej
  • Dougs 19 Dec 2008 09:24:10 66,607 posts
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    Just had to bump this, for any of you forced to watch her Christmas stuff

    NSFWish
  • thefilthandthefury 19 Dec 2008 09:24:57 24,950 posts
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    I wuv you Nigella
  • malteaserhead 19 Dec 2008 09:30:15 13,444 posts
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    ecosse_011172 wrote:
    I just watched her on telly for the 1st time, very pretty but extremely false, annoying and up her sizable arse.

    Yeah, the more I see of her the less attractive she gets. I'm sure it's a ploy by her to put me off but I'm a determined toad. ;)

    All her body language was so fake, little girl-like, love me/protect me-esque. It's a bit embarrassing for such an aul doll.

    So vain too, unless the camera genuinely went wonky/drunk every time she was out from behind the table.
  • Dougs 19 Dec 2008 09:36:28 66,607 posts
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    Ach, stop reading too much into it. It's all for show, definitely. But I'm not complaining. Got to be some reason to put up with the crap cooking programme she presents!
  • thefilthandthefury 19 Dec 2008 09:38:01 24,950 posts
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    It's all for me. She's communicating with me through the camera, conveying her lust.
  • lucasmax 19 Dec 2008 09:39:28 363 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Just had to bump this, for any of you forced to watch her Christmas stuff

    NSFWish

    holy shit that was funny
  • phAge 19 Dec 2008 09:43:11 24,336 posts
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    oh my fucking god
  • StarchildHypocrethes 19 Dec 2008 09:43:42 25,403 posts
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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
  • thefilthandthefury 19 Dec 2008 09:44:48 24,950 posts
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    Yum.
  • jonsaan 19 Dec 2008 09:46:30 25,326 posts
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    You are all sick. Do you not remember Nigel lawson?!!! She came out of his cock for god's sake. Get a grip!

    FCUTA!

  • thefilthandthefury 19 Dec 2008 09:46:49 24,950 posts
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    But... but... she's perfect!

    Fixed the link!
  • jonsaan 19 Dec 2008 09:47:20 25,326 posts
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    /slaps

    FCUTA!

  • phAge 19 Dec 2008 09:47:43 24,336 posts
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    just look at them
  • StarchildHypocrethes 19 Dec 2008 09:48:14 25,403 posts
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    He did have good hair...
  • StarchildHypocrethes 19 Dec 2008 09:48:41 25,403 posts
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    phAge wrote:
    just look at them
    O_O

    Wow.
  • jonsaan 19 Dec 2008 09:49:29 25,326 posts
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    .....

    FCUTA!

  • StarchildHypocrethes 19 Dec 2008 09:49:56 25,403 posts
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    A fine head of hair.
  • X201 19 Dec 2008 09:49:56 15,124 posts
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    thefilthandthefury wrote:
    But... but... she's perfect!

    Link fix post
  • Dougs 19 Dec 2008 09:49:59 66,607 posts
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    thefilthandthefury wrote:
    But... but... she's perfect!

    Fixed
  • malteaserhead 19 Dec 2008 09:50:41 13,444 posts
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    thefilthandthefury wrote:
    But... but... she's perfect!
    mmm

    Fix attempt.

    -edit-
    Jeez, that's twice this morn already Dougs ;)
  • thefilthandthefury 19 Dec 2008 09:51:13 24,950 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    thefilthandthefury wrote:
    But... but... she's perfect!

    Link fix post

    What was I doing wrong? I've been linking pics here for years and only messed it up the first time o_O

    It's one of those days.

    The point remains, though!
  • Deleted user 19 December 2008 09:52:26
    you missed the "".
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