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  • mrpon 17 May 2013 14:51:07 27,647 posts
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    I get an atm vibe from her. And no, I'm not talking about cash machines Goodfella.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 17 May 2013 14:54:54 25,414 posts
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    Asynchronous Transfer Mode?

    Called it

  • Deckard1 17 May 2013 14:55:33 25,414 posts
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    Oh I get it, you want asynchronous transfer your mode all over her boosums.

    Called it

  • HarryPalmer 17 May 2013 15:04:43 2,630 posts
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    This still does it for me O_o
  • Deckard1 17 May 2013 15:06:57 25,414 posts
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    Mmmmm runny diarrhea

    Called it

  • monkman76 17 May 2013 15:08:53 3,398 posts
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    @mrpon ATM?
  • Deckard1 17 May 2013 15:10:55 25,414 posts
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    Yeah, it thickens up when you're on the mend. Probably should have said watery diarrhea.

    Called it

  • f00b_inc 17 May 2013 15:34:25 678 posts
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    ATM?
  • thelzdking 26 Nov 2013 22:51:54 3,963 posts
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    So, she's a massive cokehead, allegedly.
  • Armoured_Bear 26 Nov 2013 22:53:39 8,748 posts
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    To quote Rab Florence:

    "Imagine Nigella, all coked up, in her underwear, making you a batch of doughnuts."

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  • Ged42 26 Nov 2013 23:06:50 7,642 posts
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    That's Heaven right there.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2013 23:15:40
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    To quote Rab Florence:

    "Imagine Neilka, all coked up, in his underwear, making you a batch of doughnuts."
  • neilka 26 Nov 2013 23:23:45 14,942 posts
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    The custard filling has gone everywhere.
  • President_Weasel 26 Nov 2013 23:34:20 8,604 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    So, she's a massive cokehead, allegedly.
    I wouldn't say massive, she's pleasantly plump.
  • RedSparrows 26 Nov 2013 23:35:00 20,760 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    To quote Rab Florence:

    "Imagine Nigella, all coked up, in her underwear, making you a batch of doughnuts."
    That becomes more and more deliciously filthy the more I think about it.
  • Ironlungs76 26 Nov 2013 23:36:45 4,930 posts
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    Harry Hill must be heart broken :(
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