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  • Nexus_6 1 Oct 2010 12:13:33 3,903 posts
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    LOVELY!!
  • BanjoMan 1 Oct 2010 15:39:56 13,730 posts
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    A lot of the chefs I worked with were either scruffy, sweaty, drunkards or just didn't care any more. Obviously, I never worked in a Michelin-starred restaurant or anything like that.

    But seeing the state of a lot of them did make we want to get out of the industry before I got stuck in it.

    Also, Nigella wouldn't last half an hour during a busy service in a proper restaurant/banquet hall kitchen.

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  • boo 1 Oct 2010 15:46:13 11,936 posts
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    There's a fundamental difference between a chef and a cook.

    I love cooking, and I potter round in the kitchen for hours, using all the pans and generally making a mess (and, I hope), nice food.

    But as BM says about Nigella, I wouldn't last 5 mins in a real kitchen.

    I think Nigella (along with just about all these TV celebs) is a cook, not a chef.

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  • BanjoMan 1 Oct 2010 15:53:39 13,730 posts
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    She's definitely just a cook, not a chef. But her knife skills have me almost shouting at the telly. Why doesn't she just do a basic course? She constantly looks like she's about to hack into her hands.

    There are a lot of actual chefs that have TV shows though. Much as I hate the guy, you really have to respect Ramsey. Similarly, James Martin, Brian Turner, Jamie Oliver, Wozza-Thompson et al have had incredibly successful professional careers.

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  • Goban 1 Oct 2010 15:56:07 9,107 posts
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    I can understand why she is so fond of using scissors.
  • thelzdking 2 Oct 2010 11:44:05 4,413 posts
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    I'm watching this on BBC 1 now. It's really annoying: "tumble" potatoes into a roasting dish? Red onions make her feel more "partified"? She has fairy lights in her fucking larder - WTF? She seems like she's a bit thick TBF. Painful to listen to but not to look at.
  • effinjamie 2 Oct 2010 12:08:50 908 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    She's doubly annoying when you realise that her dad is the old Tory chancellor Nigel Lawson (calling his daughter Nigel-la - WTF?) and her brother is utterly moronic columnist Dominic Lawson.


    THIS,
    Every time I look at her all I see is that Fat, Slimy Toad

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  • BanjoMan 6 Oct 2010 12:12:33 13,730 posts
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    Because you've had that honour.

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  • figgis 6 Oct 2010 12:15:04 7,382 posts
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    She looks OK on the telly but her arse is massive, more sofa than sex object.
  • NotSoSlim 6 Oct 2010 12:25:36 3,149 posts
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    Nowt wrong with a massive arse :)
  • Nexus_6 6 Oct 2010 12:28:49 3,903 posts
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    figgis wrote:
    She looks OK on the telly but her arse is massive, more sofa than sex object.

    Are you trying to tell me, in all honesty, you have never even considered getting naked and fucking the pillows/arm of the over-stuffed couch in the lounge on a boring sunday afternoon?
  • figgis 6 Oct 2010 12:32:10 7,382 posts
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    Nexus 6 wrote:
    figgis wrote:
    She looks OK on the telly but her arse is massive, more sofa than sex object.

    Are you trying to tell me, in all honesty, you have never even considered getting naked and fucking the pillows/arm of the over-stuffed couch in the lounge on a boring sunday afternoon?

    No, I'm to busy bumming the armchair.
  • Nexus_6 6 Oct 2010 12:45:00 3,903 posts
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    figgis wrote:
    Nexus 6 wrote:
    figgis wrote:
    She looks OK on the telly but her arse is massive, more sofa than sex object.

    Are you trying to tell me, in all honesty, you have never even considered getting naked and fucking the pillows/arm of the over-stuffed couch in the lounge on a boring sunday afternoon?

    No, I'm to busy bumming the armchair.

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  • DUFFMAN5 6 Oct 2010 12:46:16 15,396 posts
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    "Duffman the grey is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • DUFFMAN5 6 Oct 2010 12:47:34 15,396 posts
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    Nexus 6 wrote:
    figgis wrote:
    She looks OK on the telly but her arse is massive, more sofa than sex object.

    Are you trying to tell me, in all honesty, you have never even considered getting naked and fucking the pillows/arm of the over-stuffed couch in the lounge on a boring sunday afternoon?

    Alomst that very scene was in an episode of Nip/Tuck ;)

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  • Mr_Sleep 6 Oct 2010 13:00:51 17,380 posts
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    DUFFMAN5 wrote:
    Alomst that very scene was in an episode of Nip/Tuck ;)

    :-D it was a very nice couch though. God the last season of Nip/Tuck was mental, possibly more so than past seasons.

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  • localnotail 6 Oct 2010 14:13:21 23,093 posts
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    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said. The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.

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  • thedaveeyres 6 Oct 2010 14:20:41 11,586 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said. The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.

    \o/

    /dons flesh tuxedo

    Nigella is awesome, she can do no wrong in my eyes. ;)

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  • Blakester 15 Oct 2010 10:12:38 3,664 posts
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    StarMagic wrote:
    Marmite and pasta? Looked pretty good actually, I'll have to try it.


    You cook a spoon of marmite with butter, put some water in, then put the stuff over pasta.

    My missus loves Nigella, so wasn't particularly amused when I pointed out that:

    a) this recipe was one of the most basic and lazy I've ever seen on telly
    b) not even her recipe

    Smacks of needing to fill a 5 minute slot.

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  • DocX 15 Oct 2010 10:27:49 1,963 posts
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    I made spaghetti & marmite when I was a student and they were the only things I had left in the cupboard. It was vile!
  • tombo 15 Oct 2010 10:30:04 2,100 posts
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    Blakester wrote:

    Smacks of needing to fill a 5 minute slot.

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  • Feanor 26 Sep 2011 01:52:32 14,185 posts
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    Bravo.

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  • Tonka 26 Sep 2011 06:20:53 21,352 posts
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  • binky Moderator 26 Sep 2011 08:50:33 9,950 posts
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    AMAZING
  • billythekid 26 Sep 2011 09:01:29 11,397 posts
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    That was funny!
  • tombo 26 Sep 2011 09:36:15 2,100 posts
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    Great stuff. I'd seen the Jamie Oliver one and the Delia (smelling of France) one before. This might be better!
  • boo 26 Sep 2011 09:38:02 11,936 posts
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    Mad editing skillz FTW!

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