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  • MrSensible 30 Sep 2010 20:23:16 25,744 posts
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    /drools
  • BillMurray 30 Sep 2010 20:41:23 8,250 posts
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    The cheesecake looked amazing too.
  • jonsaan 30 Sep 2010 21:34:16 25,863 posts
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    Did you see her on Daybreak yesterday morning? A thoroughly unlikeable person in that scenario if you ask me. She just seems like a mega bitch Ice queen.
  • PatrickEwing 30 Sep 2010 21:40:08 2,191 posts
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    Maybe, but still would eat cheesecake off her midriff
  • jonsaan 30 Sep 2010 21:49:55 25,863 posts
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    I don't. I would shun her advances. She'd want me obviously but I would accept the cake she had made me and tell her to fuck off.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 30 Sep 2010 22:43:17 17,014 posts
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    Would spunk all over her knockers, and get a bit in her dinner too while she wasn't looking.
  • Cadence 30 Sep 2010 22:51:55 1,714 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I'd quite happily let her sit on my face for 3 maybe 4 hours.

    I love how you're not quite sure how long you'd let her sit there.
  • Deleted user 30 September 2010 22:54:07
    No PICS = FAIL
  • Lexx87 30 Sep 2010 22:56:09 20,853 posts
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    espibara wrote:
    No PICS = FAIL

    Had my wank hand ready and everything!
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 30 Sep 2010 22:59:08 17,014 posts
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    Warning: May contain a cookery programme
  • angeltreats 30 Sep 2010 23:18:45 2,601 posts
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    StarMagic wrote:
    She is 50 you know. You all want to touch granny boobs.

    I didn't believe she was fifty, I had to go and google her to make sure. And she is. Hope I look like her when I'm her age.

    Can't get over the size of her boobs these days...

    I'm watching it now. I bought her new book when it came out, it's rather nice.
  • mwtb 1 Oct 2010 00:22:34 2,381 posts
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    She's lovely, but often looks like she's crammed into some seriously engineered undergarments. I imagine releasing the pressure from her corsetry would be like the scene in Empire where Han slices open the Tauntaun.
  • MrSensible 1 Oct 2010 00:23:10 25,744 posts
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    I wish to engage in relations with this woman.
  • HarryPalmer 1 Oct 2010 00:28:58 3,949 posts
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    I cannot believe she is 50, she looks a young 30! UBER MILF.
  • Gambit1977 1 Oct 2010 07:00:31 10,389 posts
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    angeltreats wrote:
    StarMagic wrote:
    She is 50 you know. You all want to touch granny boobs.

    I didn't believe she was fifty, I had to go and google her to make sure. And she is. Hope I look like her when I'm her age.

    Can't get over the size of her boobs these days...

    I'm watching it now. I bought her new book when it came out, it's rather nice.

    Do you look like her now? :p
  • angeltreats 1 Oct 2010 07:48:23 2,601 posts
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    Gambit1977 wrote:
    angeltreats wrote:
    StarMagic wrote:
    She is 50 you know. You all want to touch granny boobs.

    I didn't believe she was fifty, I had to go and google her to make sure. And she is. Hope I look like her when I'm her age.

    Can't get over the size of her boobs these days...

    I'm watching it now. I bought her new book when it came out, it's rather nice.

    Do you look like her now? :p

    Well my hair is the same colour, and I'm a chef, so perhaps I actually am her and I just haven't realised.

    ETA: Although I'm probably not Nigella, as my bank account doesn't contain millions of pounds.
  • Gambit1977 1 Oct 2010 08:28:17 10,389 posts
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    angeltreats wrote:
    Gambit1977 wrote:
    angeltreats wrote:
    StarMagic wrote:
    She is 50 you know. You all want to touch granny boobs.

    I didn't believe she was fifty, I had to go and google her to make sure. And she is. Hope I look like her when I'm her age.

    Can't get over the size of her boobs these days...

    I'm watching it now. I bought her new book when it came out, it's rather nice.

    Do you look like her now? :p

    Well my hair is the same colour, and I'm a chef, so perhaps I actually am her and I just haven't realised.

    ETA: Although I'm probably not Nigella, as my bank account doesn't contain millions of pounds.

    Edited by angeltreats at 07:51:29 01-10-2010

    :D

    That'll do me!
    Get to the expo ;)
  • Blakester 1 Oct 2010 09:53:52 3,754 posts
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    My missus started watching Nigella last night. I was busy playing Sword and Poker on the iPhone right up until Ms Lawson appeared in that pink top with some of the finest cans I've ever seen on telly.

    After that I was transfixed for half an hour and barely able to disguise the fact I was oggling.

    Awesome!
  • Goban 1 Oct 2010 09:59:37 9,167 posts
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    She may be easy on the eyes, but she's incredibly annoying.
  • boo 1 Oct 2010 10:11:14 12,119 posts
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    Fans of the Nigella-shaped figure may be interested in a new magazine : Just As Beautiful. SFW (though apologies for the Daily Fail link)

    You know it'll be good when the editor has to insist 'It's not pornographic!'
  • BanjoMan 1 Oct 2010 10:19:04 13,725 posts
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    Goban wrote:
    She may be easy on the eyes, but she's incredibly annoying.
    Her knife skills are appalling. She tends to hack at vegetables with her fingers stretched right out. As an ex-chef, I can't bear to watch it.

    Her use of language is also annoying. Potatoes have to be 'tumbled' in a roasting tin, for example. Fucking silly.
  • Goban 1 Oct 2010 10:41:36 9,167 posts
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    She's just so bloody affected, makes me cross.

    I'm sure she wasn't as bad in the past.
  • thelzdking 1 Oct 2010 11:36:07 4,664 posts
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    She's doubly annoying when you realise that her dad is the old Tory chancellor Nigel Lawson (calling his daughter Nigel-la - WTF?) and her brother is utterly moronic columnist Dominic Lawson.
  • Nth 1 Oct 2010 11:42:16 3,132 posts
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    Caught my attention when she started talking about moist clams.
  • Nexus_6 1 Oct 2010 11:50:31 3,926 posts
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    BanjoMan wrote:
    Goban wrote:
    She may be easy on the eyes, but she's incredibly annoying.
    Her knife skills are appalling. She tends to hack at vegetables with her fingers stretched right out. As an ex-chef, I can't bear to watch it.

    Her use of language is also annoying. Potatoes have to be 'tumbled' in a roasting tin, for example. Fucking silly.

    This is a problem i find on most cooking shows. Masterchef, for example, has ridiculous hygiene. The pro version the other night had a guy run his hand up his sweaty forehead and over his hair before bring his hand right back down on to some food he was preparing.

    Big scruffy beards, no hair nets etc generally in shows is poor form. As long as you don't say this is standard in a pro kitchen!
  • DaM 1 Oct 2010 11:59:58 14,120 posts
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    Nexus 6 wrote:
    Big scruffy beards, no hair nets etc generally in shows is poor form. As long as you don't say this is standard in a pro kitchen!

    While KPing, I once saw a chef put his hand down his trousers, scratch his balls, then stir the soup. With his hand....

    Not a malicious act, he was just a manky bastard. Lived in a garden shed with a labrador.
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