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  • Dynamize 19 Dec 2008 15:17:19 1,672 posts
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    Buxom.
  • MrSensible 19 Dec 2008 15:19:49 25,211 posts
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    More pics required.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 19 Dec 2008 15:20:05 26,138 posts
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    Has she been sullied with impregnation?
  • faux-C 19 Dec 2008 15:20:38 9,441 posts
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  • urban 19 Dec 2008 15:22:09 10,976 posts
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    i would.

    a lot
  • MrSensible 19 Dec 2008 15:30:25 25,211 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Has she been sullied with impregnation?

    Yup, she has kids.

    A proper MILF then.
  • Stickman 19 Dec 2008 15:32:09 29,666 posts
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    She's the archetypal "LOOK AT MY KIIIIIIDS" TV chef.

    "As a regular working mum...." Shut the fuck up and make with the biscuits.

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  • Dougs 19 Dec 2008 15:33:24 68,380 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    She's the archetypal "LOOK AT MY KIIIIIIDS" TV chef.

    "As a regular working mum...." Shut the fuck up and make with the biscuits.

    As she sits in a large £5m house somewhere. Archetypal, course you are love.
  • MrSensible 19 Dec 2008 15:33:39 25,211 posts
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    Oh yeah baby... make those biscuits.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 19 Dec 2008 15:35:17 26,138 posts
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    thefilthandthefury wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Has she been sullied with impregnation?

    Yup, she has kids.

    A proper MILF then.
    Ah. Shame.

    I might have to just stick with bouncing her boobs around then. I could probably fully fit inside her.
  • MrSensible 19 Dec 2008 15:38:40 25,211 posts
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    My mum thinks her food is good, but it tends to be quite pricey to make IIRC.

    Back to the boobs.
  • Stickman 19 Dec 2008 15:40:37 29,666 posts
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    uglygamer wrote:
    Out of interest did anyone try the food she makes. Basically what I am trying to say is she a good cook?

    Will you stop being a boring fucker and get back to being a laughable racial stereotype please? The clueless bumpkin schtick was the only thing keeping you bearable.

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  • Deleted user 19 December 2008 15:43:46
    She's a cook? Well I be damned, you learn something new everyday.
  • pistol 19 Dec 2008 18:18:33 13,019 posts
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    I've not seen a lot of her cooking tbh, but what I have seen has been good. Doesn't she like to do all the rich stuff that's bad for you?

    and she's got something about her...just not for me..
  • neilka 19 Dec 2008 18:23:27 16,247 posts
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    uglygamer wrote:
    Basically what I am trying to say has she a good cock?
    Why do you have to bring every thread around to this?
  • Bremenacht 24 Mar 2010 12:45:35 18,719 posts
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    Anyone see the Sophie Dahl programme last night? I liked her nut fudge.

    Better than Nigella, I think, although she doesn't look like she eats all her own food, whereas Nigella certainly does.
  • thelzdking 24 Mar 2010 12:49:08 4,369 posts
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    She's hot, and some of her food looked pretty damn' good, but the ultra-annoying middle class-ness of it all makes me want to rip my eyes out. Same goes for Nigella.
  • jellyhead 24 Mar 2010 13:16:53 24,350 posts
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    She leaves some pies behind. For later! :D

    om nom nom.

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  • otto Moderator 24 Mar 2010 13:20:28 49,320 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    Anyone see the Sophie Dahl programme last night? I liked her nut fudge.

    Better than Nigella, I think, although she doesn't look like she eats all her own food, whereas Nigella certainly does.
    Are you kidding?? That massive sack of a dress could have been hiding an arse the size of Wales. That said, I most definitely would, she's absolutely lovely. Rubbish food telly but great 'flirt with the audience' telly. She's picked up every trick in the Nigella book, including raunchy little references thrown in every few minutes to keep us from flagging.

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  • oceanmotion 24 Mar 2010 13:20:35 16,001 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    Anyone see the Sophie Dahl programme last night? I liked her nut fudge.

    Better than Nigella, I think, although she doesn't look like she eats all her own food, whereas Nigella certainly does.

    She talks way too much.
  • Retroid Moderator 24 Mar 2010 13:24:07 44,985 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    I liked her nut fudge.
    Such filthy language.
  • Lukey__b 24 Mar 2010 13:26:48 3,716 posts
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    jellyhead wrote:
    She leaves some pies behind. For later! :D

    om nom nom.

    I donít get your post. Not that itís badly written, but I have so many possible interpretations.

    Are you saying she hasnít ate all the pies
    or that she hasnít ate the pies YET
    or that she is tasty
    or that she makes good pies and this is just a picture of her, without the pies?

    She looks a bit of a minger from the few photos I have seen of her. Too pastry and fat.

    'Sup, what's guanine?

  • otto Moderator 24 Mar 2010 13:32:14 49,320 posts
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    In that photo her face is fat but her body is OK. On last night's telly her face was really pretty but her body was hidden beneath what looked like Homer's fat smock.

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  • StarchildHypocrethes 24 Mar 2010 13:48:59 26,138 posts
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    I saw her on The One Show last night. She really is quite lovely isn't she?

    I must now find this programme on iPlayer...
  • thelzdking 24 Mar 2010 14:05:28 4,369 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    I saw her on The One Show last night. She really is quite lovely isn't she?

    I must now find this programme on iPlayer...

    You could just watch loads of those Marks & Spencer adverts back-to-back.
  • Bremenacht 24 Mar 2010 14:10:23 18,719 posts
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    otto wrote:
    In that photo her face is fat but her body is OK. On last night's telly her face was really pretty but her body was hidden beneath what looked like Homer's fat smock.
    Nigella wears a corset. I don't think we'd enjoy her buns as much if she didn't.
  • Nexus_6 24 Mar 2010 14:17:36 3,888 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    Anyone see the Sophie Dahl programme last night? I liked her nut fudge.

    Better than Nigella, I think, although she doesn't look like she eats all her own food, whereas Nigella certainly does.

    I would nut her fudge, alright.

    /hasn't seen the show and doesn't know who we're talking about
  • BillMurray 30 Sep 2010 20:21:34 7,790 posts
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    Bump.

    Cracking norks, BBC2 now.
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