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  • thefilthandthefury 19 Dec 2008 12:40:22 24,988 posts
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    I'd eat Nigella's calzone.
  • BanjoMan 19 Dec 2008 12:45:45 13,730 posts
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    Yeah, if you hold the calzone vertically it's pretty much like the real thing. Mince gets everywhere though.

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  • Stickman 19 Dec 2008 12:50:32 29,666 posts
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    I bet Nigella's is more like a cheese toastie.

    You can think she's the hottest thing on the planet by all means, but to say she's not fat is just wrong.

    I hear they train her to do the cooking using a series of gestures and whistles. Her programme should start with the warning "first 5 rows may get splashed" or something.

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  • Retroid Moderator 19 Dec 2008 12:51:18 44,512 posts
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    BanjoMan wrote:
    Yeah, if you hold the calzone vertically it's pretty much like the real thing. Mince gets everywhere though.
    It's practice for munging.
  • President_Weasel 19 Dec 2008 12:51:30 9,205 posts
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    BanjoMan wrote:
    This thread is making me hungry and aroused.
  • thefilthandthefury 19 Dec 2008 12:52:58 24,988 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    You can think she's the hottest thing on the planet by all means, but to say she's not fat is just wrong.

    I would never even consider calling her 'fat'.
  • phAge 19 Dec 2008 12:53:43 24,349 posts
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    Plump?
  • Deleted user 19 December 2008 12:54:09
    Voluptuous
  • von_Doll 19 Dec 2008 12:54:24 2,107 posts
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    thefilthandthefury wrote:
    Stickman wrote:
    You can think she's the hottest thing on the planet by all means, but to say she's not fat is just wrong.

    I would never even consider calling her 'fat'.

    Indeed. They're only fat if thay ain't hot.

    She's 'curvy'.
  • BanjoMan 19 Dec 2008 12:55:29 13,730 posts
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    More cushion for the pushin'.

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  • von_Doll 19 Dec 2008 12:55:32 2,107 posts
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    Or 'bosomy'.

    I like that one.
  • cubbymoore 19 Dec 2008 12:55:35 36,488 posts
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    BBW
  • buggrit 19 Dec 2008 12:55:42 5,178 posts
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    thefilthandthefury wrote:
    Stickman wrote:
    You can think she's the hottest thing on the planet by all means, but to say she's not fat is just wrong.

    I would never even consider calling her 'fat'.
    This.

    My missus knows that if anything were to ever happen to her, my next port of call would be the lovely Nigella's house.

    /stealth 'stalker tendencies' post
  • thefilthandthefury 19 Dec 2008 12:56:37 24,988 posts
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    Fat.
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    Curvaceous

    edit: this is not aimed at TFATF's pic.
  • BanjoMan 19 Dec 2008 12:57:06 13,730 posts
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    Hot.

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  • von_Doll 19 Dec 2008 12:57:13 2,107 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    BBW

    I think - and I'm no expert here - that BBW only applies if their thighs whistle when they walk.
  • Stickman 19 Dec 2008 12:58:29 29,666 posts
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    Maybe you should consider calling her fat. Seeing as she is. ;)

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  • BanjoMan 19 Dec 2008 12:59:35 13,730 posts
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    I would call her fat. While I was doing her up the pumper.

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  • thefilthandthefury 19 Dec 2008 13:03:21 24,988 posts
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    Let's not get bogged down on the fat issue, we clearly have different views.

    Let's
    Just
    Rejoice.
  • Stickman 19 Dec 2008 13:05:00 29,666 posts
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    Hey don't get me wrong, I'd love to have a go on her, but...

    I R FAT.

    The one on the left shows what a Moby Dick's worth of whalebone can achieve. Man, I would play those titties like bongos.

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  • von_Doll 19 Dec 2008 13:05:06 2,107 posts
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    Well,if we're going to call her fat, fine. But at least she wears it better than Jimmy Five Bellies from The Gossip.
  • BanjoMan 19 Dec 2008 13:14:17 13,730 posts
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    Less discussion of whether she's fat, more pictures of her fat tits please.

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  • von_Doll 19 Dec 2008 13:16:59 2,107 posts
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    Fat Bewbs
  • thefilthandthefury 19 Dec 2008 13:17:17 24,988 posts
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    Mmm
    Ooo
    Ahh
  • Deleted user 19 December 2008 13:18:01
    BanjoMan wrote:
    Less discussion of whether she's fat, more pictures of her fat tits please.

    Here
  • BanjoMan 19 Dec 2008 13:19:07 13,730 posts
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    prawnking wrote:
    BanjoMan wrote:
    Less discussion of whether she's fat, more pictures of her fat tits please.

    Here
    BAN REQUEST

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  • Stickman 19 Dec 2008 13:19:15 29,666 posts
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    I don't have the 'privilage' to be able to look at your fat bird scat porn.

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  • Anasui 19 Dec 2008 15:13:22 437 posts
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    she's lardous indeed, but I kid you not, I've yet to find a non-lardass girl in all Southern England. Not that I complain, I'd stuff my trouser snake in that puffy arse and clam for hours
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