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  • Xerx3s 1 Nov 2007 08:35:17 23,944 posts
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    silentbob wrote:
    This guys is fabulous, and would be incredible if it weren't for the fact that some seem to take the 'reviews' at face value.

    In future, if some lame arse fanboi wants to 'pwn' someone without trying, cue linkage to Zero Punctuation without hint of irony.

    Future? Check the H3 thread and spot the sad fucks. His reviews are funny as hell though, can't stop laughing when I see one.
  • marilena 1 Nov 2007 09:20:29 8,203 posts
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    I think Zero Punctuation might end up rejuvenating The Escapist. I find myself reading some of their articles now, which never used to happen.
  • Blerk Moderator 1 Nov 2007 09:28:09 48,225 posts
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    lol @ "Nazi bullet bum-rape". :-D
  • crashVoodoo 1 Nov 2007 09:36:37 3,963 posts
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    america ... FUCK YEAH!

    a Nexus a day keeps the apple away

  • Razz 1 Nov 2007 10:35:03 61,391 posts
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    America Backslash agaignst latest MoH review

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  • Razz 1 Nov 2007 10:42:07 61,391 posts
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    sanctusmortis wrote:
    EDIT: I CRIED laughing... best review yet for me.
    gLMFAO! Best one! :D

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  • espy 7 Nov 2007 17:30:03 840 posts
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    New one is UP! Zelda - Phantom Hourglass. He's a bit angry :D

    And, awesome:

    "please shut up about flak towers"
  • opalw00t 7 Nov 2007 17:41:50 11,186 posts
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    Damn fine combination of teh funny and accuracy.

    He's hit the nail on the head why I've stopped playing it :)

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • Der_tolle_Emil 7 Nov 2007 18:46:48 7,301 posts
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    Fantastic as always. He does have a point but I am still enjoying the game a lot although I hated the sailing in Wind Waker so much that I never even completed it. It was just so weak compared to all other Zelda titles.

    It's not so bad on the DS because I can at least scratch myself or have a glass of water while sailing once I have set the route. I still have no idea though why I can shoot the sea gulls with my cannon.
  • SirScratchalot 7 Nov 2007 19:27:56 7,876 posts
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    Well, I really like the boat parts in PH. Complaining about them seems a bit off since they're usually brief and eminently controllable.
    I do agree about the Temple, it's an odd design decision to say the least not to allow more frequent checkpoints.
  • steoc4 7 Nov 2007 20:09:14 1,659 posts
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    Wow, he actually put into that review everything I've thought about Zelda games (and Nintendo in general) for years. I thought I was the only one.

    Still a perfect record of his reviews matching my thoughts pretty much exactly on everything he's reviewed.
  • JediMasterMalik 7 Nov 2007 21:00:46 11,820 posts
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    NatAttack wrote:
    ooo no. No. No, you can't lay into Nintendo. Nope. Still funny as always, of course.

    Come on now, he was perfectly accurate. With all the talent they have in their development studios, it would be amazing if they made more original games in the fashion of Sony or Microsoft.
  • mrharvest 7 Nov 2007 21:36:06 5,200 posts
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    \o/

    Nintendo aren't cool because they are now the rich fat kid. No one likes the rich fat kid, though they may pretend they do when the sod comes to school with a bag of sweets.

    Nintendo are the EA of Japan. Except EA has started doing original games recently.

    /spews bile
  • Kami 7 Nov 2007 21:43:47 2,460 posts
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    Loved the last bit. Doesn't fail to make me laugh hysterically, but I have a very childish sense of humour.

    'Tis true though, Zelda plotlines are generally a bit predictable... though I'm looking forward to his take on Metroid Prime 3: Corruption and the largest plot spoiler being the fucking title!

    Master of Tekisuto No Kabe. *bows*
    And you're reading this why?!

  • Tonka 7 Nov 2007 22:08:28 20,787 posts
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    Yet another fun fest. The guy is great. Even though I enjoy PH agree with everything he says.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • GloatingSwine 7 Nov 2007 23:44:53 2,668 posts
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    Mr Harvest wrote:
    \o/

    Nintendo aren't cool because they are now the rich fat kid. No one likes the rich fat kid, though they may pretend they do when the sod comes to school with a bag of sweets.

    Nintendo are the EA of Japan. Except EA has started doing original games recently.

    /spews bile

    Nintendo have always been the rich fat kid. They've just been a bit peaky lately. Companies don't last a hundred years and change by being nice and fluffy.
  • Trowel 7 Nov 2007 23:47:32 17,904 posts
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    Kudos for the Hero Quest box \o/
  • dsmx 8 Nov 2007 11:35:22 7,648 posts
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    JediMasterMalik wrote:
    NatAttack wrote:
    ooo no. No. No, you can't lay into Nintendo. Nope. Still funny as always, of course.

    Come on now, he was perfectly accurate. With all the talent they have in their development studios, it would be amazing if they made more original games in the fashion of Sony or Microsoft.

    If nintendo made even 1 original game it would be an improvement. Puts flame shield up for the inevitable fanboy onslaught.

    "If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a a house of cards, checkmate." Zapp Brannigan

  • matrim83 8 Nov 2007 11:50:57 5,589 posts
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    Loved the Okami referance at the end. And the reivew was so dead right.

    Good game PH but it had too many sore points.

    Valar morghulis.

  • opalw00t 8 Nov 2007 11:58:51 11,186 posts
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    One thing I am finding funnier as it continues is the way for some that he is teh funny until he attacks their own personal untouchable idols.

    Very amusing :)

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • Razz 8 Nov 2007 12:00:18 61,391 posts
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    Mr Harvest wrote:
    \o/

    Nintendo aren't cool because they are now the rich fat kid. No one likes the rich fat kid, though they may pretend they do when the sod comes to school with a bag of sweets.

    Nintendo are the EA of Japan. Except EA has started doing original games recently.

    /spews bile
    nintendo have always been the fat rich kid. The difference now is that more people know abuot it.

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  • Razz 8 Nov 2007 12:01:09 61,391 posts
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    w00t wrote:
    One thing I am finding funnier as it continues is the way for some that he is teh funny until he attacks their own personal untouchable idols.

    Very amusing :)
    Jesus wept. I fuckign hate sentiment like this.

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  • Razz 8 Nov 2007 12:03:44 61,391 posts
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    Exactly it's funny whether you're a fan of the game or not! Silly w00t.

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  • opalw00t 8 Nov 2007 12:08:24 11,186 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    w00t wrote:
    One thing I am finding funnier as it continues is the way for some that he is teh funny until he attacks their own personal untouchable idols.

    Very amusing :)
    Jesus wept. I fuckign hate sentiment like this.
    Eh?

    Wassup?

    Not having a go at anyone here, but I have seen on other forums people worshipping the ground he walks on until he digs at something they like, and then they turn on him. I find it quite funny that those people suddenly perform a 180 as soon as something they like is under attack. Because they are stupid.

    Does that clear it up, cos I think that you think that I think the opposite...

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • opalw00t 8 Nov 2007 12:11:26 11,186 posts
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    But, but, he called me silly in the next post.

    /runs off crying

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • opalw00t 8 Nov 2007 12:13:57 11,186 posts
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    /runs back crying

    I dunno. It's all got a bit confusing.

    /runs in circles

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • Razz 8 Nov 2007 12:16:47 61,391 posts
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    :S

    I'm confused now too. o_O

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