Trapped In The Closet: Returns!

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  • Whizzo 21 Aug 2007 09:13:06 44,731 posts
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    Possibly the greatest piece of music video in history is back!

    Can't wait to see what happens next...
  • espadachin 21 Aug 2007 09:14:18 2,212 posts
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    ha! brilliant, the masterpiece continues... :)

    edit: peice, piece, piss...
  • Universal_Hamster 21 Aug 2007 09:19:35 4,948 posts
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    Not only is there a man in the cabinet, but the man is a midget...
    midget,
    midget,
    midget,
    midget.
  • Deleted user 21 August 2007 09:23:42
    Is R Kelly a comedy musician/rapper type person now?

    I've only seen bits of this and it looked bizarre and his last video was comedy gold.
  • nickthegun 21 Aug 2007 09:32:31 71,039 posts
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    I wanted to hate it, as I hate R Kelly, but it is absolutely hilarious.

    It is, indeed some Mack Shit.
  • Trowel 8 Sep 2007 10:37:54 21,396 posts
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    DVD of Eps 13-22 finally arrived in my hands yesterday - how excited am I :D
  • NewYork 8 Mar 2008 11:34:48 24,820 posts
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    I think I'm about a year late to this, but OMGLOL. :D

    He says move,
    She says no,
    He says moove,
    She says nooo,
    BITCH, MOVE!
    SHE MOVES!

    :D
  • Angel_Treats 8 Mar 2008 12:40:54 11,070 posts
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    GENIUS.

    I first heard about this on an Adam & Joe podcast - it came on my ipod while I was out running and I made such a twat of myself - couldn't stop laughing to the point where I started choking. I thought it was a wind up till I got home and told Rutty about it and he confirmed it was real. Made my day, it did.

    Most of them are on Youtube. We've just watched up to the point where Rosie the nosy neighbour appears. With a spatula in her hand. Spatulaaaaaaaaa.
  • Skeptopotamus 8 Mar 2008 18:47:46 265 posts
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    Universal Hamster wrote:
    Not only is there a man in the cabinet, but the man is a midget...
    midget,
    midget,
    midget,
    midget.

    This is my favourite thing ever in the history of music.
  • Trowel 17 Oct 2012 22:07:57 21,396 posts
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    Nov 23rd, 20 more chapters \o/

    And here's Chapter 23 :D

  • Trowel 17 Oct 2012 22:12:37 21,396 posts
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    Are you working on another installment of Trapped In The Closet?

    We just shot 20 chapters. They’ll be coming out the day after Thanksgiving. Trapped in the Closet is forever. I’ve got like a hundred chapters to come.

    Forever?

    It’s forever.
    And: Character map
  • Trowel 17 Jul 2017 20:32:59 21,396 posts
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    R. Kelly Is Holding Women Against Their Will In A “Cult,” Parents Told Police

    They said six women live in properties rented by Kelly in Chicago and the Atlanta suburbs, and he controls every aspect of their lives: dictating what they eat, how they dress, when they bathe, when they sleep, and how they engage in sexual encounters that he records.

    The last time J. saw her daughter was Dec. 1, 2016.

    “It was as if she was brainwashed. [She] looked like a prisoner — it was horrible,” she said. “I hugged her and hugged her. But she just kept saying she’s in love and [Kelly] is the one who cares for her. I don’t know what to do. I hope that if I get her back, I can get her treatment for victims of cults. They can reprogram her. But I wish I could have stopped it from happening.”
    https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimderogatis/parents-told-police-r-kelly-is-keeping-women-in-a-cult
  • Fake_Blood 17 Jul 2017 20:36:01 7,389 posts
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    That girls mom sounds pissed off.
  • Fake_Blood 17 Jul 2017 20:44:57 7,389 posts
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    R. supposedly said "you follow my rules as long as ur in my house".
  • Fake_Blood 17 Jul 2017 20:48:34 7,389 posts
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    According to R.'s lawyers, these claims don't hold water.
  • Fake_Blood 17 Jul 2017 20:59:38 7,389 posts
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    "Even if they take us to court, we will declare R. as mentally incontinent."
  • You-can-call-me-kal 17 Jul 2017 21:01:30 8,720 posts
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    I don't see nothing wrooooong, with running a residential sex cult.
  • thelzdking 17 Jul 2017 21:31:00 5,933 posts
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    R Kelly is a sinister sex perv so it's probably true.
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