So it's 3am, I'm fast asleep, and I get stung in the fucking FACE by a wasp

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  • smoothpete 21 Jul 2007 11:49:55 31,516 posts
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    Little son of a bitch stung me on my top lip. I woke up in pain not knowing what it was, went down to look inthe bathroom mirror and saw a little spot looking thing, I initially thought it was an ingrowing hair that had gone septic or something. Went back to bed, 10 minutes later my lip had swelled up to about 4 times its usual size. Woke the missus up as I still wasn't sure what it was, found the little wasp cunt crawling up the wall so splattered the fucker with a flip flop. What a cheeky little stealth stinging bastard!

    Some pics for you

    At 3am
    At 3am number 2. I can assure you I do not look like this normally!
    This morning

    I can see he funny side now, wasn't quite so amusing last night.

    If you see a wasp today, kill it for me
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  • Deleted user 21 July 2007 11:52:39
    If any more proof was needed that wasps are completely unnecessary beasts.
  • Carlo 21 Jul 2007 11:54:09 18,063 posts
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    HOLY SHIT DUDE!

    PSN ID: Djini

  • UncleLou Moderator 21 Jul 2007 11:55:06 35,576 posts
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    Nasty, good to see you keeping a stiff upper lip though.

    /hat and coat

    Imagine, it could have crept in your mouth it. A sting in the tongue or windpipe can be pretty deadly.
  • Carlo 21 Jul 2007 11:57:00 18,063 posts
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    Maybe you was talking in your sleep and you called it a cunt or something?

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  • haowan 21 Jul 2007 11:57:34 7,384 posts
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    heh sorry dude, but those pics are piss funny :D
  • morriss 21 Jul 2007 11:58:34 71,002 posts
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    :D
  • smoothpete 21 Jul 2007 12:00:37 31,516 posts
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    :)

    That's cool, they are quite funny! I was doing Rocky impressions last night. aaaaddriaaaaaannn!
  • Mike_Hunt 21 Jul 2007 12:02:08 23,514 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:

    At 3am number 2.


    ARGH!! WTF?! Wherever I got it follows me with it's eyes!

    /hides behind sofa

    I've been telling you wasps are cunts for years. "The won't bother you if you don't bother them" BULLSHIT! And now we have (rather gross) proof!

    [MH]
  • smoothpete 21 Jul 2007 12:04:17 31,516 posts
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    Well I did destroy a nest out the back of the house a few weeks ago, 2 days later I got stung on the sole of my foot by the last half dead colony member. They've got it in for me, thy're sending their ninjas after me now :/

    Fuck not with wasps, lest ye be fucked with
  • Mike_Hunt 21 Jul 2007 12:04:23 23,514 posts
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    Pete, 5am

    ;)

    [MH]
  • TwistidChimp 21 Jul 2007 12:04:28 8,825 posts
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    XD.. Further proof that wasps are stripey little cock sockets. But that photo made me laugh... quite a bit. (sorry about that)
  • richardiox 21 Jul 2007 12:09:11 5,603 posts
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    Looks incredibly painful. Surely you couldnt get back to sleep either? All wasps must die.
  • smoothpete 21 Jul 2007 12:16:36 31,516 posts
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    richardiox wrote:
    Looks incredibly painful. Surely you couldnt get back to sleep either? All wasps must die.
    It wasn't too bad after hour or so, had some paracetemol and put some ice on the swelling, then went back to bed. Slept fine after that
  • richardiox 21 Jul 2007 12:29:09 5,603 posts
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    Wonga wrote:
    They always used to say that if you just keep still and leave them alone, they won't sting you. "He'll realise you're not a flower and then he'll bugger off". I've always thought that was bollocks, they are aggressive little shits.

    I fucking hate it when people say that kind of shit about animals.

    "XYZ attacked me!"
    "Why, what were you doing to it?"

    It's a myth that things dont attack without provocation. I've been legitimately jumped by cows, swans, geese, crows, wasps, dogs, cats and ants before without any fault of my own.

    edt - not at the same time however.

    Edited by richardiox at 12:29:52 21-07-2007
  • THFourteen 21 Jul 2007 12:35:52 33,468 posts
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    richardiox wrote:

    It's a myth that things dont attack without provocation. I've been legitimately jumped by cows, swans, geese, crows, wasps, dogs, cats and ants before without any fault of my own.
    do you live on a farm?

    or is this some kind of weekend activity
  • richardiox 21 Jul 2007 12:41:42 5,603 posts
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    Child of the countryside / weekend fisherman means having to venture deep into their realm.
  • THFourteen 21 Jul 2007 12:48:21 33,468 posts
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    /is afraid of the great outdoors
  • coastal 21 Jul 2007 13:05:03 5,383 posts
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    wasps kill 80% of all other insects. they're like little carnivores on speed. If they weren't around there'd be five times the number of insects as we have now. Sorry but they're cool little fuckers.

    bf3: sergeant_shaftoe

  • deepmenace 21 Jul 2007 13:42:09 420 posts
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    argh. yep i've been stung while asleep, in the foot.

    problem is that i didn't really understand nor realise what had actually happened at the time. my memory of the event is mostly one of confusion, thinking "what's wrong with me? what's that pain?....cant get comfortable, must sleep, ouch...stings".

    think i was in and out of consciousness.

    wasn't till next morning that i realised what had happened and found a big red sting mark on my foot.
  • malteaserhead 21 Jul 2007 13:46:18 13,444 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Some pics for you
    At 3am
    At 3am number 2. I can assure you I do not look like this normally!
    This morning


    You are Leslie Ash aicmfp :)
    looked nasty
  • Freek 21 Jul 2007 13:49:20 7,687 posts
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    richardiox wrote:
    Child of the countryside / weekend fisherman means having to venture deep into their realm.

    Coming into their territory is provocation, even more so when they have off spring to take care of.

    Especially since we are humans, we hunt the other animals, they have grown fearful of us for their own survival.

    Edited by Freek at 13:52:01 21-07-2007
  • Retroid Moderator 21 Jul 2007 14:05:00 44,782 posts
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    /Wanders into thread

    /Clicks links

    O_O;
  • Hunam 21 Jul 2007 14:05:46 20,674 posts
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    It looks like some warped photoshop, i know.
  • billythekid 21 Jul 2007 14:10:08 11,138 posts
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    I've been stung right on the arse when i sat on a bee! I only had shorts on.
    Been stung right next to my nipple as well when a wasp flew into my jacket whilst out on my motorbike.
  • smoothpete 21 Jul 2007 14:21:20 31,516 posts
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    My lip is still a bit swollen, my right cheek and jaw look messed up, like I got punched
  • Psychotext 21 Jul 2007 14:26:54 54,239 posts
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    Top quality pics. =)
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