Is Britain Broken? Page 10

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  • mcmonkeyplc 25 Feb 2010 17:01:38 39,855 posts
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    He smoked the link last night. Sorry.
  • Bill-Gates-is-Evil 25 Feb 2010 17:05:10 8,934 posts
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    duuude i'm trippin' ballz right now

    It wouldnt suprise me if we smoked more. I dont think that makes us cooler. It's just we have all this land and all these bored people looking to make an easy buck, then there's Mexico to the south and we're their best customer, and those nice ole' Canadians up there to the north who see of a deprived market and use their own lax laws to that advantage.
  • mcmonkeyplc 25 Feb 2010 17:14:49 39,855 posts
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    Dont make me scuttle my ship over yours and cause a .1% decrease in your shield power smuggo.
  • ronuds 25 Feb 2010 17:17:28 21,786 posts
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    Bill Gates is Evil wrote:
    You guys smoke waaaaay more dope though. Things really that bad eh?

    Only because we're jammin' we're jammin' we're jammin' we're jammin


    That's the best BM song!

    Although, "excuse me while I light my spliff" may have gone better here. :p
  • Deleted user 25 February 2010 17:38:24
    Popped into best Chinese take-a-way in the area 2 Fridays ago, and all the staff were gone bar the chef. The following week the place closed, and has been since. Weird. During the same week, one of Kebab shops was raided, and illegals removed. They re staffed with more illegals, and were busted the following week. Iíve heard other stories too. The police appear to be on a mission at the moment to shut down as many fast food joint employing illegals as possible at the moment.

    By clamping down of tax dodgers, I guess thatís a positive step in the right direction of fixing broken Britain.

    It may sound a bit harsh, but if the benefit system was abolished, it would fix many problems.
  • otto Moderator 25 Feb 2010 17:40:16 49,323 posts
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    Yeah. As would a return to the feudal system and direct rule from Rome.
  • Dougs 25 Feb 2010 17:41:58 72,213 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Yeah. As would a return to the feudal system and direct rule from Rome.

    We'd have workhouses back and everything. Nowt wrong with a bit of slave labour.
  • otto Moderator 25 Feb 2010 17:42:26 49,323 posts
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    But then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I voted UKIP"
  • chopsen 25 Feb 2010 17:42:58 17,073 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Yeah. As would a return to the feudal system and direct rule from Brussels.
  • Ged42 25 Feb 2010 18:01:27 7,977 posts
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    Britain's broken?

    /sucks air through teeth

    Well the carburetor's gone, the exhaust's got a hole in it and I've just ripped off a mirror.

    That will be £500 just for looking at it.
  • otto Moderator 25 Feb 2010 18:23:32 49,323 posts
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    Smuggo wrote:
    If I'd voted them in a GE then you might have a point.
    Right, because voting for a single issue party in an election where that single issue has no relevance whatsoever is a rational way to use your vote. ;)
  • Metalfish 25 Feb 2010 18:33:43 8,937 posts
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    I like a bit of smuggo bashing as the next man, but he didn't actually vote for them.
  • Destria 26 Feb 2010 00:16:55 2,842 posts
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    There's a thread discussing that very thing here. Not seen it myself, but will have to fish it out from iPlayer.
  • Bremenacht 26 Apr 2013 15:56:56 21,633 posts
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    More terrible borkeness:

    A supermarket chain has been forced to withdraw bags of nuts - for failing to declare they may contain peanuts

    HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?
  • Fake_Blood 26 Apr 2013 17:03:51 5,008 posts
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    Oh wow, for a minute there I thought otto was back.
  • the_dudefather 26 Apr 2013 17:09:00 9,635 posts
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    'ELF N' SAFETY NAZIS GORN MAD I SAY
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 26 Apr 2013 17:33:03 17,014 posts
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    As a show of solidarity I've also withdrawn my nuts.
  • Fake_Blood 26 Apr 2013 17:46:00 5,008 posts
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    If you're allergic to peanuts, and you die from eating a bag of nuts, well that's just natural selection at work.
  • webespresso 26 Apr 2013 18:04:34 89 posts
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    In my considered opinion, and my opinion is the law around here as everyone knows, I'd have to say no, but in some cases yes.
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