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  • PES_Fanboy 27 May 2014 18:17:25 20,960 posts
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    /bump

    Vicky Coren.

    What's WRONG with me?!
  • Bremenacht 27 May 2014 18:25:16 20,552 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    /bump

    Vicky Coren.

    What's WRONG with me?!
    I saw a bit of her on Room 101 and thought "still would".
  • Syrette 27 May 2014 18:29:13 44,748 posts
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    I fancy the poster below me.

  • PES_Fanboy 27 May 2014 18:29:43 20,960 posts
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    \o/
  • Deleted user 27 May 2014 18:30:52
    What's wrong with fancying Victoria Coren?
  • Tom_Servo 27 May 2014 18:32:30 18,082 posts
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    Not PES's type, shall we say. :)

    Gotta agree with the New Girl character from the last page and, as I posted last night in the film thread, Greta Gerwig.
  • PES_Fanboy 27 May 2014 18:32:59 20,960 posts
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    She's not got a penis (apparently).

    I'm a fence wobbler...
  • PES_Fanboy 27 May 2014 18:35:04 20,960 posts
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    Oh, adding in Emily Blunt and Charlize Theron and the blonde lezzer from Orange is the New Black, you know, the one who looks like Katy Perry minus the tits and hep C.
  • Syrette 27 May 2014 18:50:08 44,748 posts
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    Are you hetero-curious?

  • PES_Fanboy 27 May 2014 18:56:50 20,960 posts
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    It seems churlish and wasteful all at once to TOTALLY deny over half the world's population my theoretical penis.
  • PES_Fanboy 27 May 2014 18:58:29 20,960 posts
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    Just to be clear; it's the sex that'd be theoretical, over half of my 12 inch penis is real.
  • superflyninja 28 May 2014 12:37:24 478 posts
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    I like her.she has boobies

    Put away those firey biscuits

  • Phil-McCrack 28 May 2014 12:52:08 3,655 posts
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    Your mum.

    Danny MacAskill gives me a boner
    Formerly OptimusPube

  • PES_Fanboy 28 May 2014 12:58:15 20,960 posts
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    Your dad.
  • magicpanda 28 May 2014 13:43:33 13,574 posts
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    Your Nandad
  • magicpanda 28 May 2014 13:44:55 13,574 posts
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  • Agent_Llama 28 May 2014 14:05:41 3,436 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    It seems churlish and wasteful all at once to TOTALLY deny over half the world's population my theoretical penis.
    I quite agree. Hence Victoria Coren would definitely 'get it', as they say.

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  • Murbs 28 May 2014 14:11:15 22,693 posts
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    It Victoria Coren Mitchell now is it not?
  • thedaveeyres 28 May 2014 14:14:42 11,821 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    It Victoria Coren Mitchell now is it not?
    I'd do all three of them.

  • Dougs 28 May 2014 14:21:47 70,556 posts
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    Long had a love thing for Victoria Coren. She plays poker professionally and everything.
  • Agent_Llama 28 May 2014 14:23:44 3,436 posts
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    I think it's the fact that she's blatantly filthy.

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  • TheBlackDog 28 May 2014 14:24:41 467 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    It Victoria Coren Mitchell now is it not?
    Probably. Either way, it makes me want to smash his face in even more now the annoying twerp. She's got brains, boobs and plays poker!

    As this is a confessions type thread, I'd have to go with Lana del Ray, not that I really want to admit that, with those big lips and everything.
  • Zomoniac 28 May 2014 14:35:53 8,187 posts
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    Hannah Murray. Kinda weird looking, usually plays a complete headcase, but is somehow strangely alluring.
  • thedaveeyres 28 May 2014 14:44:24 11,821 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    Hannah Murray. Kinda weird looking, usually plays a complete headcase, but is somehow strangely alluring.
    Strangely alluring? She looks like a fucking supermodel.

    Here's a proper one: Roisin Conaty

  • Physically_Insane 28 May 2014 14:45:24 9,699 posts
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    Yeah, she's just hot.
  • thedaveeyres 28 May 2014 14:45:48 11,821 posts
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    I've just realised that she looks like she could be Diana Vickers' mum... new forum pin-up status guaranteed.

  • billythekid 28 May 2014 15:09:50 11,545 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Why would Lana Del Ray be a secret crush?
  • Armoured_Bear 28 May 2014 15:15:30 12,768 posts
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    Tom_Servo wrote:
    Not PES's type, shall we say. :)

    Gotta agree with the New Girl character from the last page and, as I posted last night in the film thread, Greta Gerwig.
    Since that Arcade Fire video I've been drooling over her...

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