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  • kickerconspiracy 1 Feb 2013 11:14:32 494 posts
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    I've just realised she's now in Emmerdale, but not nearly as wankworthy.
  • kickerconspiracy 12 Feb 2013 19:16:37 494 posts
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  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 12 Feb 2013 19:18:56 17,086 posts
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    Don't worry, you'll come to terms with it in time.
  • President_Weasel 12 Feb 2013 22:33:46 10,219 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    The first crush I can remember was Victoria Wood though. De just seemed like a nice lady who'd probably do a lovely packed lunch.
    Lorraine Kelly for me. I think I'd have a grand time and I bet she'd cook me a lovely breakfast the next day.
  • MetalDog 12 Feb 2013 23:27:10 23,928 posts
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    I am reliably informed (and can still vaguely remember) that I had a thing for Richard Baker when I was four. I used to kiss the telly when he came on to read the news, which made my parents fall about laughing.

    Then I reached the grand old age of five, watched these boys and all that was over.

  • danathjo 12 Feb 2013 23:39:52 7,751 posts
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    The new girl at my daughters nursery, so so so so wrong but FIT

    won't tell the wife that one
  • Deleted user 12 February 2013 23:43:38
    danathjo wrote:
    The new girl at my daughters nursery, so so so so wrong but FIT

    won't tell the wife that one
    Someone PM danath. Ecosse has hacked his account.
  • danathjo 12 Feb 2013 23:48:08 7,751 posts
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    eewww....should of mentioned that she's one of the teachers (or minders, whatever they are)

    :/
  • Deleted user 12 February 2013 23:50:02
    Yes. Probably should have made that clear.
  • Deleted user 12 February 2013 23:50:34
    Your daughter's one of the teachers at a nursery?
  • danathjo 12 Feb 2013 23:57:43 7,751 posts
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    oh ffs!!
  • Mr-Brett 12 Feb 2013 23:57:49 13,261 posts
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    Maybe not using the term 'girl' for an adult would help. It's kinda weird that it's so common and accepted.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 13 Feb 2013 00:29:29 17,086 posts
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    Exactly, show them some respect and refer to them as "jizzholes" like the rest of us.
  • Psychotext 13 Feb 2013 00:30:58 57,689 posts
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    I can't say it particularly helped that he referred to it as "so so so so wrong" either. lol
  • danathjo 13 Feb 2013 00:37:53 7,751 posts
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    Oh dear...I guess this wouldn't be a good time to mention that I also work for the BBC?

    Can I change my vote to Stacey from Gavin and Stacey please
  • EMarkM 13 Feb 2013 08:04:40 3,793 posts
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    No. No you can not.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 13 Feb 2013 08:27:29 42,622 posts
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    Fozzie_bear wrote:
    danathjo wrote:
    The new girl at my daughters nursery, so so so so wrong but FIT

    won't tell the wife that one
    Someone PM danath. Ecosse has hacked his account.
    We need to keep a note of this post for future blackmailing purposes.
  • Stickman 13 Feb 2013 08:30:24 29,660 posts
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    I was fine with it as it was to be honest. They grow up so fast these days.
  • fletch7100 13 Feb 2013 08:33:18 7,969 posts
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    Or if any of the police investigating the jimmy saville case, are Eurogamer forum members as well

    He likes a girl at his daughters nursery and he works for the BBC

    Quick to the nonce catchermobile
  • danathjo 13 Feb 2013 08:59:08 7,751 posts
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    I think i'll avoid this thread for a while.....
  • mad_caddy 13 Feb 2013 09:07:16 3,306 posts
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    danathjo wrote:
    I think i'll avoid this thread for a while.....
    I think you mean "I won't be allowed in this thread for a long while or even allowed any internet access, due to being incarcerated / put on a register"
  • danathjo 13 Feb 2013 09:12:56 7,751 posts
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    I meant the teacher! /o\

    bah!
  • danathjo 13 Feb 2013 09:13:41 7,751 posts
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    So how about that Cece character from 'New Girl' then?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 13 Feb 2013 09:16:41 42,622 posts
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    danathjo wrote:
    So how about that Cece character from 'New Girl' then?
    Is that a new CBBC show?
  • mad_caddy 13 Feb 2013 09:20:55 3,306 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    danathjo wrote:
    So how about that Cece character from 'New Girl' then?
    Is that a new CBBC show?
    I think looking at previous "evidence" it's more likely to be a CBeebies program.
  • kickerconspiracy 13 Feb 2013 09:21:42 494 posts
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    @danathjo

  • danathjo 13 Feb 2013 09:26:20 7,751 posts
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    She kind of reminds me of a grown up version of Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years

    ;)
  • superflyninja 14 Feb 2013 13:22:31 493 posts
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    Lauren from eastenders.provided she is "of age"
  • localnotail 6 Apr 2013 21:44:47 23,084 posts
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    Louis C.K.

    He's flabby, freckled, ginger, awkward and balding. But I love him.
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