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  • PES_Fanboy 6 Jul 2007 14:13:04 13,720 posts
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    Everyone's got one. Mine are normally women, which makes me feel very odd (I go through a phase every few years where I'll have 'relations' with a woman to see if I'm not gay anymore).

    - Scarlett Johansson (in fact, I've got a calendar on my desk that I liberated - phwooar)
    - Monica Bellucci
    and a ton of female pornstars.

    Now here's the bit where you prove I'm not odd by revealing you secretly fancy an ugly bird / bloke.
  • ProfessorLesser 6 Jul 2007 14:15:23 19,352 posts
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    For a gay guy, you have fine taste in women! :-/
  • Micro_Explosion 6 Jul 2007 14:16:41 9,695 posts
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    I thought this was going to be about the guy you share a car with ;o)

    Scarlett is a goodun though.
  • markh 6 Jul 2007 14:16:46 3,598 posts
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    ProfessorLesser wrote:
    For a gay guy, you have fine taste in women! :-/

    he hasn't even mentioned the shetland pony calender he has on his desk...phwoooar!! ;)
  • Fat-Boy 6 Jul 2007 14:17:31 4,300 posts
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    Lily Allen.

    /polarises EG opinion.
  • Murbal 6 Jul 2007 14:17:45 21,947 posts
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    Dexter's sister. Don't tell Dex though.

    edit: lol @ Micro_Explosion

    Edited by Murbal at 14:18:25 06-07-2007
  • PES_Fanboy 6 Jul 2007 14:18:26 13,720 posts
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    markh wrote:
    ProfessorLesser wrote:
    For a gay guy, you have fine taste in women! :-/

    he hasn't even mentioned the shetland pony calender he has on his desk...phwoooar!! ;)

    Fuck me, who are you! That wasn't meeee! Damn the internets, damn them all to hell.
  • ecureuil 6 Jul 2007 14:18:48 76,535 posts
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    Kari Byron.
  • ghearoid 6 Jul 2007 14:19:58 2,295 posts
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    um, i don't 'fiddle' with women as i'm very happy being a big old 'mo but i have had female crushes in the past, mainly actresses:

    julie christie
    vanessa redgrave (when she was young, mind)
    greta garbo

    but i think it's kinda gay to fancy glamorous women anyway

    ;op
  • PES_Fanboy 6 Jul 2007 14:20:23 13,720 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    Kari Byron.

    Oooh, FUCK YEAH. Good call.

    /goes off to have a guilty wank
  • Retroid Moderator 6 Jul 2007 14:23:06 44,503 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    ecureuil wrote:
    America!
    FUCK YEAH
    Fixed! \o/
  • pjmaybe 6 Jul 2007 14:23:51 70,676 posts
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    My ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex from 14 years ago, the dirty little minx

    Peej

  • Pike 6 Jul 2007 14:27:43 13,448 posts
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    The one with the cocktail sticks?
  • pjmaybe 6 Jul 2007 14:30:27 70,676 posts
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    Pike wrote:
    The one with the cocktail sticks?

    Noo that was only 5 back

    Peej

  • PES_Fanboy 6 Jul 2007 14:32:01 13,720 posts
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    The one with the cock?
  • Retroid Moderator 6 Jul 2007 14:33:10 44,503 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    The one with the cock?
    Up in the morn at six o'clock?
  • pjmaybe 6 Jul 2007 14:33:30 70,676 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    The one with the cock?

    Took you long enough to start with that again :)

    Peej

  • Telepathic.Geometry 6 Jul 2007 14:33:52 11,278 posts
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    ProfessorLesser wrote: For a gay guy, you have fine taste in women! :-/
    +1 :) There's hope for you yet. ;P

    || PSN Barrysama || NNID Barrysama ||

  • Retroid Moderator 6 Jul 2007 14:34:12 44,503 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    The one with the cock?
    Took you long enough to start with that again :)
    He had to have a bit of a rest first.
  • PES_Fanboy 6 Jul 2007 14:36:24 13,720 posts
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    I paused briefly so you could let your missus know. I'm no home wrecker.
  • Retroid Moderator 6 Jul 2007 14:37:16 44,503 posts
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    :{D
  • Ocrovastru 6 Jul 2007 14:38:26 604 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    Kari Byron.

    That the bird from mythbusters? Good choice sir!
  • fergal_oc 6 Jul 2007 14:41:40 2,763 posts
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    Lilly Allen & David Tennant
  • Ocrovastru 6 Jul 2007 14:43:11 604 posts
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    Katheryn Willows or Kalley Ducane (how ever the hell you spell their names!) from CSI.

    My extra dirty crush fest would be Trinny and Susannah, I'll SHOW YOU WHAT NOT TO WEAR!!!!

    /rubs thighs vigerously.

    doh! spelling

    Edited by Ocrovastru at 14:44:26 06-07-2007
  • Fat-Boy 6 Jul 2007 14:45:25 4,300 posts
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    Ocrovastru wrote:
    My extra dirty crush fest would be Trinny and Susannah,

    /looks guilty.

    I've, um, always had a bit of a thing for the thin one. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE SHE IS FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
  • figgis 6 Jul 2007 14:46:12 7,383 posts
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    PES Fanboy all this gay not gay stuff points to once thing, you are a greedy bastard.
  • Murbal 6 Jul 2007 14:46:33 21,947 posts
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    Catalina from My Name is Earl.

    /googles pics

    I'll be back in a minute guys.
  • Ocrovastru 6 Jul 2007 14:46:35 604 posts
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    You can have her when Ive finished with her mate. wont be long.
  • fergal_oc 6 Jul 2007 14:47:06 2,763 posts
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    Ocrovastru wrote:
    Katheryn Willows of Kalley Ducane (how ever the hell you spell their names!) from CSI.

    My extra dirty crush fest would be Trinny and Susannah, I'll SHOW YOU WHAT NOT TO WEAR!!!!

    /rubs thighs vigerously.

    hmmm not bad but i'm sure they'd just eat you alive!

    Hannah Sandling
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