Everyone's got one. Mine are normally women, which makes me feel very odd (I go through a phase every few years where I'll have 'relations' with a woman to see if I'm not gay anymore).
- Scarlett Johansson (in fact, I've got a calendar on my desk that I liberated - phwooar)
- Monica Bellucci
and a ton of female pornstars.
Now here's the bit where you prove I'm not odd by revealing you secretly fancy an ugly bird / bloke.
- Scarlett Johansson (in fact, I've got a calendar on my desk that I liberated - phwooar)
- Monica Bellucci
and a ton of female pornstars.
Now here's the bit where you prove I'm not odd by revealing you secretly fancy an ugly bird / bloke.
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