I wasn't squeezing him! How dare you!
I don't know, I had to get on the bus. Some people stayed around to make sure he didn't wander into the road. I think security had been called. It's probably happily eating nuts in the security office
Looks like a squeezed squirrel to me.
I can imagine the call to security.
- Security office
+ Yeah hi, there's a squirrel at the bus stop
- A squirrel?
+ Yeah, at the bus stop.
- Ooo-kay. And you're calling us why?
+ Well it might run into the road, can you come and fetch it?
- Yeah we'll be right there, keep an eye on it until you hear the sirens.
+ OK, thanks.
Hey Ed, you'll never guess what that muppet called for.