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  • Psychotext 11 May 2010 10:45:35 53,855 posts
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    mad_caddy wrote:
    He's not happy....

    http://www.maniacworld.com/Squirrel-From-Hell.html
    That's an enforcer squirrel. People didn't listen when I said it's the squirrels who hold true power.
  • Jonsend 16 Jun 2010 12:16:05 701 posts
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    (Not exactly news) Drunk Squirrel Tries to Climb Tree!
  • smoothpete 21 May 2011 07:21:26 31,362 posts
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    Toddler vs dead squirrel. Morbidly cute and funny
  • smoothpete 31 Aug 2011 09:34:38 31,362 posts
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    Yesterday there was a baby squirrel hopping around near the bus stop. He was just walking up to people's legs. He was tiny, I think he thought I was a tree.

    Look
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  • Deleted user 31 August 2011 09:35:56
    That's one friendly squirrel!
  • Salaman 31 Aug 2011 09:36:45 18,883 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Yesterday there was a baby squirrel hopping around near the bus stop. He was just walking up to people's legs. He was tiny, I think he thought I was a tree.

    Look
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    Why are you squeezing him to death!? Cruel man!
    So what happened to it?
  • smoothpete 31 Aug 2011 09:39:36 31,362 posts
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    I wasn't squeezing him! How dare you!

    I don't know, I had to get on the bus. Some people stayed around to make sure he didn't wander into the road. I think security had been called. It's probably happily eating nuts in the security office
  • Ged42 31 Aug 2011 09:52:20 7,704 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Yesterday there was a baby squirrel hopping around near the bus stop. He was just walking up to people's legs. He was tiny, I think he thought I was a tree.

    Look
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    Caption should read, 'I'll hug him and squeeze him and never let go'
  • Salaman 31 Aug 2011 10:23:35 18,883 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I wasn't squeezing him! How dare you!

    I don't know, I had to get on the bus. Some people stayed around to make sure he didn't wander into the road. I think security had been called. It's probably happily eating nuts in the security office

    Looks like a squeezed squirrel to me. :-)
    I can imagine the call to security.

    - Security office
    + Yeah hi, there's a squirrel at the bus stop
    - A squirrel?
    + Yeah, at the bus stop.
    - Ooo-kay. And you're calling us why?
    + Well it might run into the road, can you come and fetch it?
    - Yeah we'll be right there, keep an eye on it until you hear the sirens.
    + OK, thanks.

    Hey Ed, you'll never guess what that muppet called for.
  • pinebear 31 Aug 2011 10:42:40 8,565 posts
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    And this is how Metal Gear Squirrel gains access to the security office.

  • X201 31 Aug 2011 11:13:21 15,151 posts
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    Get a pest controller to get rid of it.





    /waits
  • Salaman 31 Aug 2011 12:16:44 18,883 posts
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    Security probably arrived and tazered (tasered?) it.
    Although wait, no. Pete doesn't actually work at a US college campus.
  • mrpon 21 Sep 2011 09:14:30 28,492 posts
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    Awww

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • X201 21 Sep 2011 09:19:36 15,151 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Awww

    Proper British Squirrels FTW \o/

  • smoothpete 10 Oct 2011 13:31:59 31,362 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Awww
    Oh my goodness. Do want.


    This is surely squirrel news-worthy

    On the Great British Bake Off final, this squirrel appeared. Fucking look at the size of his junk. Like, woah.

    Now featured on the Daily Mash
  • Salaman 10 Oct 2011 14:35:44 18,883 posts
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    One thing I don't quite get. Although I have to point out that I haven't seen this Bake off thing. How does a squirrel appear in a TV show on cake baking?

    Were they doing it outdoors? Did he run into the shot?
    Or is it in a studio/kitchen setup and at one point they went "he look people, we also have a picture of a squirrel which we think you should see.
  • Psychotext 10 Oct 2011 14:39:53 53,855 posts
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    Those really are some big balls.

    Salaman wrote:
    Were they doing it outdoors? Did he run into the shot?
    It's done in a marquee usually. Loads of outdoor shots.
  • L_Franko Moderator 10 Oct 2011 14:43:52 9,694 posts
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    That Squirrel really does have big hairy balls. Do you think he uses them like a spacehopper, Randy style.
  • DaM 10 Oct 2011 15:16:14 12,905 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    One thing I don't quite get. Although I have to point out that I haven't seen this Bake off thing. How does a squirrel appear in a TV show on cake baking?

    It's got nuts in it.
  • smoothpete 10 Oct 2011 16:26:41 31,362 posts
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP4mLiB_1ls
  • Psychotext 10 Oct 2011 16:35:40 53,855 posts
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    Oh god, they jiggle.
  • Immaterial 10 Oct 2011 16:36:59 1,320 posts
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    Dramatic squirrel nuts.

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • Immaterial 10 Oct 2011 16:37:00 1,320 posts
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    damn you mobile phone and your double posts. Although each nut does deserver it's own 'dramatic' reply.

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • L_Franko Moderator 10 Oct 2011 16:42:25 9,694 posts
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    He ain't wrong.
  • MetalDog 1 Nov 2012 16:55:38 23,708 posts
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    Squirrel monster!

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Psychotext 1 Nov 2012 17:01:47 53,855 posts
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    Disturbing.
  • Salaman 21 Dec 2012 22:11:19 18,883 posts
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    I didn't know they could do that.
  • smoothpete 27 Dec 2012 14:51:26 31,362 posts
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    I came into the thread to post that the squirrels in my garden seem very partial to the leftover raspberry pavlova I put on the bird table. But then this:

    Salaman wrote:
    I didn't know they could do that.
    WTF? Is this a known thing?
  • Psychotext 27 Dec 2012 16:06:15 53,855 posts
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    Apparently: http://www.messingerwoods.org/tangledtails.htm

    They look in fantastic condition though.
  • Short-Round 12 Jan 2013 03:58:53 1,181 posts
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    hmm...
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